You did not have to dig it up and prove it- Ramadan I was offline. Enjoy your stay nevertheless and don't get banned again.

W/salam I must have missed that thread. Wlc back. Did you forget Somali during your ban? maxaad la fahmiiwidey "miyad akhyirisatey"

WOW Unknown is back :eek: Unknown I thought inaad akhiristey brother!

Loool @ Juxa. Well done lady- and 4hrs early too. I hate people who give things in early, makes the rest of us lastmin.com look bad. Go home and sleep- then get your eyes checked. I think it will suit you- nice pair yeah

Err Ngonge that is a poor example- it would be as silly, even if you had all the other information and knowledge to be applying for an Imam without being a Muslim- your knowledge will tell you, that you are disqualified. No need to mention your religion- even if you are teaching Islam- mentioning you are Muslim does not really help you- it is like women who base their midwifery application on- I can do it because I have four kids.

^^^Those are just follow up questions- which are all valid and can give us more information. But I am not designing a questionnaire here. I just wanted an initial indication, getting people to qualify their answer is a different stage. Most things do work or ifs and buts and with exceptions- those grey areas are present in all areas.

Ngonge: Said the pointless old man with a pointless post. How so, taking into consideration the number of people who were falling over to express their outrage in the other thread. I want to know how many will go out of their way to take up the offer of money for telling on others. Also I'm sure you heard about the new council schemes coming in- which entitles you to £1500 for telling the council of a council house which is being sublet by the tenancy who no longer need the property or live else where and making money from it. All this encourages people to join the snooping community. Is it pointless to wonder how many in our community find it okay or acceptable to take up these offers and report these activities. What is your problem?

^^^You know what I mean. Somali men know no age. 60yr old somali men try say Walalo- I'm like no, no, Awoowe. CL you have a strange mind- Its not gonna work, leave my boss alone

It is stealing whether it be on sea or on Land. Stolen or money obtained by forces and hostage taking unless it is in a state of war and they are prisoners of war is obviously haram. The spread of this Xaram obtained money into the community and the population would consume the blessings and the honest earnings of that community.

Xaram, meel kasta Somalis are consuming Xaram- no wonder we are a such mess.

CL, sure I know his wife and all his kids- very well. P.s. He is not Somali so don't worry Hey Sayid

Subxanallah how often we say things as a joke and forget to tell the other person about it. Thanks for this AbuSalman

^^^what with £50 No, he has adopted me- he tells me off about things that have nothing to do with him. This is a convo he had with me last summer: Him: Ibti how old are you know Me: 32 Him: Why are you not married, in my culture if you pass certain age we will never find you a husband Me: I'm Africa, we are Okay till we are 40 Him: Sabah (his wife) is good at this sort of things, we were talking about fixing you up with someone Me: err no, no there is no need Him: Well when you are ready do come and tell us. I want to make sure he is a good guy Me: err okay.

^^^All Which she now has to pay back. £50 a week- It will be a loooooooooooooooong pay back

The big Question:

I cannot help but laugh, she turned up for both appointment. I was once asked to take a Somali lady to the DSS, she had moved in to the area and spoke no English. As a young school kid I was a bit too daacad. The one was about 7 months pregnant. After half a day of waiting around we finally got seen. We went through the whole claim yad yad ya. Then I said to her I told them to stop giving you a such hard time because you don't speak English and your baby is due shortly. The women exploded on me and abused me. Turns out she was also registered in another area under different names waiting for a house and on benefit with the kid or something and she did not want this claim as a single person. Lol Acudubililah. We have khalad understanding of the deen- many people think it is okay to steal from the state because they are non-Muslim. Lack of understanding of the deen and the rules which govern us leads to Iman laan. This women is no where near the same as the other family, she really thought about it and planned it- ihdo adeg.com. Not to mention she was not POOR houses in Dubia! HELLO! The other family were merely guilty of being lazy. May Allah guide us All.

My Boss just gave me £50 xaqal Ciid. I told him thanks but I'm not a child anymore. He said I wish my wife and older girls would say that- every Eid before I even wake up they demand theirs then he left. It would be rude if I say but I'm not your wife or child

Che taking it easy

Abu- Salman congrats, that is great. I don't feel stranging having a two year old brother- who I am old enough to be his mother! Call her Salma Money is pointless evil

^^^What do I want with an old 92year old Jewish man?? I feel sorry for him- he is not even dead yet and wa la kal gooestey!

A really rich old man is "really sick" the carer says his daughters are trying to poison him with none prescription drugs so he can die. He cannot speak anymore. The daughters tell me that the carer is trying to steal some of the wealth of the old man and making up stories to cut the daughters out and turn the old man against them. So they have called the police on each other and the carer got kicked out because they are the next of king. Now they are each driving me mad to provide them character supporting evidence that they are looking after the general well being of the old man because the carer is taking them to court for trying to kill the old man. Each one keeps ringing- I'm sending them to Juxa's firm- they can drive her mad and pay her.

what matters is each passing day and not an idealised past or unknown future qadow as north would say.

^^^LOOOL trust you to come from that side!! lol

That is because you just feel like arguing with me today! Don't go all Ngonge on me- you know I am right

Originally posted by Blessed.*: Out of curiosity, what would you "manly" men have him do? If this is true, isn't it sweet irony that she beat him with his golf club. LOL. Bet at the moment he wished he played ping pong or something other than golf Oh well: successful black men with model trophy blond wife- beat him again and send him back to his community.