I just dont see how those kids will grow up to be anything BUT abnormal dysfunctional, rude criminals. It is not funny. This women is like that too. I've heard her call her kids names and cuss them out with things I would not even say to my worst enemy, stuff that wont even pass your mouth. One of her son is called bastarkii, she is always saying "naa bastarkii xuma meeh" I think even if he is, that is her fault not his, If I ever do speak with her, it will be to lean over the wall and tell her to stop cursing their kids for her falfal xumo. Her daughters I cannot type what she calls them. Iiiish. some people should not have kids.

Adam, there are just so many holes- outside of xawala/ remittance and khat, the rest is wide open. Some areas of course need more investment than others and others dont have the support system to sustain it or the legal structure. Juxa they scary me with all their swearing and shouting, plus I hate the mother- she has a mouth like drunken East Londoner- cannot believe the names she calls her kids, particularly one named Idil. Child social services or child protection service is so needed here.

Strangle them- wiixi daley baa waata- I would have my own if I wanted to deal with that mess. I've never met them or their mother- we just share a wall. Dont even what they look like- but I know their names from all the abusive shouting. Malika- human resource here is zero. Lol @ xamari stuff.

Malika. Xalwa, this thing called hariisad, qurac and melted ashy looking thing that at some point was chocolates from Dubai but melted and reset, lots of biscuits and dates- nice ones too. They have also started making ice cream (more like just frozen cream). I have for so long though about opening a sweets shop with all kinds of sweets, nuts, Asian and Arab sweets packaged nicely into gift sets. It would be a such hit. I just dont have the time. lol Adam lol yep

Yes I will. I use to like and dislike things when I had options. Now there are just no options. Dahab and Dirac, I hate them both. uuf. Lool @ office keeping it for urselves. lol is it from Turkey? I think jaarku are mad- every day I can hear duurbaan and mashaxaad from their house- either they are party animals or they like watching/ listening to recordings with these things on repeat. And so many bloody kids- she has like 8 loud ill mannered demons, and her damn husband is the Diaspora somewhere, all you hear is the music and her shouting.

Juxa, forget the shop- order it for me!!! aniguba SWF waan ku jira, been writting, editing and coordinating behind a computer. Waan ku jira packets of those gifts haadaab oogow Serenity get well soon honey. I am sad I'm missing SWF though. 2nd year running Im missing it.

Juxa are you feeling better?????

SalamAlikum Jumca Mubarak All. I can't believe it is already the 3rd day of Dul Haji. People only fast here in Ramadan. Even shuwal weye ku adge tahey, let alone Dul Haji, I am so amazed, people in the west are a lot more religious conscious.

alpha it is called Manhatten Samourai. NOrth, we do, I just dont bother with it. Not really a heavy junk food person. Im just cake, ice cream and chocolates.

Che one who sticks around long enough. Daily chicks and passing temps dont count as women- or having them. Come on, I dont need to explain this to grown people. :rolleyes:

Loool @ Che and Alpha. Neither has a women but such experts on women. Waar naga dhaaya waalida. Alpha, save your worry, I am doing fine. Just finished watching my first movie, a box of chocolates from the UK, chocolate chip biscuits also from the UK and milkshake. Yuuumy. Ngonge lol balaad muqumaad aha! hehe

Lol waali and a half. Howdy trolls. I'm snuggle with a film and junk food. Perfect evening. I give up working. Pheeeeeew

Lol, they are as good as any family- the SOLers I mean. The person moved from Hargeisa. Loool @ auntie in Gabiley- is she really the daughter of the real Timacade (everything in Gabiley is called Timacade, schools, the two public libraries, you name it- it is probably called Timocade!) Not on Eid but would love to have tea with her and hear it from the horses mouth as it were. There is a guy who runs a farm there for Diaspora people, gives you traditional sitting and lunch and fruits for a small price. Nice experience to escape the madness of HArgeisa once in a while.

Alpha, you are the one with 20 different cantrabaqash threads on SOL- at least I keep my trolling to the trolling pages. In any case, you ungrateful farah, I take my good advice back, while you keep crying over some qurbo joog chica who does not even remember your name. Juxa lol, dont give up hope, I am retiring inshallah in two years.

Juxa: You would think so, so mahan. Hadaan I work all hours iminkaba. It is crazy- now Im thinking of moving away from Somaliland so I can at least have the evenings and nights off :D Alpha. That is the problem; I can't fahan split personalities. dhan uun raac dee- Even in real life there must be some of alpha stored inside you waiting to burst out. lol Listen to my good free advice- it shall benefit you and help you for a long time to come Haatu

Abu, those things dont happen anymore and I family and friends and the white khamiis is why I am missing London. Halkaan I am still not sure- this is going to be my 4th Eid here. I can't figure it out for some reason. I just dont feel the happy vibes here on Eid. It is a day everything is more obvious, the poverty, the problems, the lack of space, the lack children areas and parks, out of capacity eat outs. it is just sad, seeing little kids all dressed up with no where to go and people lining to get into hotels like it the qaxoonti times.

Not you Alpha, adigu you can't troll= waad calcasha. so here is my two tips to make your life so much more better- 1) You are lucky, in a way that no one else is. Now, what are you going to do with your good fortune? 2) "Congratulations" Say this without jealously. Practice if you have to. Follow these two principles, and you shall always be happy. Having just seen your other thread, I add the following one: 3) The nervous energy spent pretending to be something you’re not is better spent on practically anything else.

I've heard so many stories about Lixle- if half of them are true, the guy is legend, something should be named after him- probably the gacan libax/ jarato area or something.

SalamAlikum. Eid, I wish to have Eid back home (the other home) Eid here is.... hmmmm on well we cant have everything we want, all the time. Who is here, I need to troll while I work this evening/night.

The pay does not match the personal worry, anxiety and uncertainty that goes with that area. I can't see myself passing half way up the puntiland controlled area in the next 5 years for any less than 300k per yrs. Seriously, I hope the locals can apply. They need a lucky break. Nin yaaban, oba and Haatu, they dont need anymore criminals, looters and selfish farah's- they are already out of capacity.

I know- but no one reads them- not sensational enough. I thought this was a well written fiction meets facts. Kind like the sun articles- just better written.

Juxa we miss you too!!! Ngonge that is a good idea. Wanna be my partner? JB lol Abu Salman. I think DJ is too hot and too expensive- plus not much to see according to the books and sites.

Shaqolaan.com Porn or sex are not culture. So to answer your question nothing has happened to culture, It is still there and doing fine. You've just decided to find Somali porn and when you did you got pi*ssed off.

We will meet somewhere- it is silly going to Dubai only to return to East Africa JB, that girl has so much going on, it will be way into the new year before it opens. Where is the other place?

LOOOOOOL!!!! no family disputes warya! So what name do I suit and dont say qumanyo- wax walan. Lool @ Anas (also a Danish name) and Qasim. loool Faheem thinks people personality reflects their name whileyou think people look like their names-waali iga dhe.