Ibtisam

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  1. ^^^I agree with the old saying "women have no clan" (well until push comes to shove anyway)- but for now I was just lending a passing hand here. Ngonge: What is wrong with that?? I like being Islaan yar. It is good to know stuff- you can never know too much. As for the said Dahiir brother- igu qor his approval. I promise you he has a horse or two in Hawd and not from puntiland.
  2. ^^Lool. No, not that close, about a 4days geedi And the Sultan has houses in doqashey and lots of horses- did you not know? In fact they are trying to turn it into a city Che: You mean I am the signature and he stamps it? Call it division of labour Qardho I was helping the boys bond, xaad ka raabta?
  3. ^^^Budh ka dig, SL guys are always trying to search for more enemies. You know Ngonge needs to give some lessons on diplomacy and underhand investigations. Wiixin was qarax (dry). Ngonge: Loool why coz I know more than you
  4. Aaah war wa kuwii fanaka baadna- reer SL iyaga aya fanka iyo kibirka barey. AfricaOwn I approve this guy- if he is fake, he must have gone to intensive Dahiir school in Kenya for 10years. Only thing I forgot to ask him is who is the Sultan for his people. Now leave him alone will ya. Abokor cousin we are not too far apart- Family burco iska dhe. JB wa kuwa Shike (nice city) riyah eryaada
  5. ^^HE probably don't like the the yusuf's, already balidhiig bey ku heestan. Does anyone even live in Xadhy ducato- such awful name. Nimanka magacy miya lag ibiey- from dooqshaey to xadh ducato!!
  6. Come the guy wuu kala diigey the towns of the Dahiir- and JB I don't mean Riyaal Even doqoshay buu sheegey!!
  7. Oodweyne: Lool I do get it, but he can just be a fish and chips Abokor Omar- they have a few from the seaman era who might have kids you know. In any case I don't approve of the interrogations and bullying- just a simple reer burco of "Warya istag and iisheeg" will do the trick otherwise let him be. In any case I am waiting for him to start singing his abtirisimo.
  8. AfricaOwn, JB and Ood: Really must everyone get your approval and pass a test. Leave the guy alone blood CIA and if he really is Abokor Omar, he probably should know a bit more about Toghdheer than the average SL Abokor Omar, aan nimankan ka diciye ii abtisirso, yaad ka tahey
  9. The warlords always outlive everyone. Only the good useful people die, kuwa kale so taagn since 1950s. Lily glad to hear u found something!! Juxa little animal coloured number was taken by Nehenda!!
  10. Juxa anytime- you can collect haada if you want. Hi Lily
  11. Well signing off as Jibreel does not make it anymore clear which of the Jibreels then- it should be something like -The Real Jibreel or the Old Jibreel, or the 3rd Jibreel I'm good alhumdulilah- the event happened in other ways- but what ever happened to you and your family?? I tried searching for you, but with no luck.
  12. ^^Loool Hey Jibreel How u doing? (not joey style)but generally P.s. You do realise we can see that it is Jibreel who commented- you don’t need to sign off as Jibreel too P.s.s. I'm going to start sign off as "this was authorized by Ibtisam"
  13. Lol Juxa: Send me a picture will ya, better yet, come and see me when you can see clearly- it is about time you get a good look at me
  14. North when you off to SL? Hey Juxa Feeling better? I got Eid present from this old Kuwait couple- A gold ring with huge turquoise stone. It completes the necklace they gave me for last Eid. I like working in this place around Eid. I probably should get them something. How is everyone?
  15. A&T they were busy making money and building blocks when the smooth talking ones robbed them blind miya?? Che- Reer Qardho history is well known- particularly with Geel
  16. Che; It is the ones he calles Shisha, but I thought the shisha were the other beel- not even a clan name. Che- ever heard the sayinf "dacwo meesha eye macal ku barato aye macalul ugu baqtidad" I don't know about my other cousins but that sister of mine will kill him with kindness
  17. ^^^Nothing to do with SOL or Duke- Hablo aye nag xaadiin including my sister midway through her tahrib.
  18. ^^^Loool, they are Darw-shisha kuwaad sheegety, It is not them under discussion. Ngonge it is a good thing- so don't be so hard on yourself. Cowke- yahoo. Make up with your brothers then you can have an outburst about me. Till then >>>> Che: Ngonge will PM the other one and will come back with a light bulb switched on later. Leave him be. I already have the 411 on the Ds and Dh and Mini double Ds. Shidhouse naag daafah. Lool@ Then they will leave all their activities such as the collection of frankincense and descend proudly from the mountains
  19. ^^^I just realised you put AAliya and Musa in the same sentence!! LOOL :eek: I'm sticking to my codes above- adigu you getting too technical for a northerner*. Ngonge- what Che is saying is the said "d" are economically rich, but political abaar.
  20. Che, you are confusing him more. It should be something like this: The BIG D, that is on the same scale as the shike DU of LA The Dh of Bosasso and then the other can be "d" I figured it is not the DU of LA, the Dh are too business like to throw things, so it must be the "d" Loool @nocturnal habits besides throwing hand grenades at peaceful crowds
  21. ^^^You know I was going to say they should really be called the "DH" rather than just "D" already wa la heesta. The "DH" are normally business people with loads of houses and business- can they really afford conflict and violence. Choas is really not in their interest. But then again, we only have Cowke word that it is a whole clan. We need the puntiland version of JB to come here and say "the police is investigating and the findings will be told later, those responsible will be dealt with" Instead we have Cowke blaming a whole clan.
  22. ^^^LOL NGonge can't be the same ones, they busy with LA to open another front.
  23. There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon.' Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...' 'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been expecting you.' 'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?' 'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat'. After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?' 'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there.' 'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!' 'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results.' 'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith. 'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.' 'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said. 'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. 'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with.' 'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith. 'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look' 'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. 'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.' Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?' 'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away.' 'Tripod?' 'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long.' Mrs. Smith fainted