OMG @ the snow. Ngonge wanna share cab The fool probably tried to skate home! Yaa iitusa meeshu balanbalyo!!! I'm gonna take a cab home- this is the most snow I've seen my whole life. :eek:

Well I had cornflakes for lunch because did not get chance to go out!! BUT SHID house: A Patient just dropped off 12 Lola's cup cakes for me. IT is the most delicious thing ever.

CL Never seen it before- I grew up in the wild- even when I got to the UK Johnny awr halabey luguma weydiyo

^^I laughed- you should do the same CL wa maxey Archie's? A society of some sort?

^^^women leave him being- we seriously don't want to read Johnny wisdom on this matter, trust me. Loool @ She miraculously comes into being Waali= masuul or maxrum

Yaab and half. Caddow- but down the dogy books and theories. The chick cannot love you because you've known her for two weeks. I think you mean a picture= 1000 words, and likewise confused lust and love and oh well nevermind. Horta how old are you? P.s. This guy reminds me of Marx

^^Lol Leave him and the waali alone. Caddow- there is no such thing at "THE ONE" waxasu was rubbish, everyone who shares common ground, values and religion and you find each other attractive has the potential to be "THE ONE". Be logical and rational about it or your hormones will tell you every new week that THIS is the ONE, till you become the Johnny boy you are currently mocking. BE a MAN and do the right thing. :cool:

Originally posted by Caddow Junior Charles: quote:Originally posted by Johnny B: ^Stuff ? you pet .. nonsens ? nope, and i'll have to jug your memory to get you onboard. I know naturally-privilaged manly-men like us are busy doing what we do with women-folk, instead of developing the theoris of hows & whens, but we need to inform our less-privilaged fellow men about the decisive factor to ease their pain. If you're naturally born manly-man, by the time you turn 14-15 , you already have atleast 2 girls of your age who'll do just about anything to be at your company and that older girl who is more than willing to teach you the stuff. Now, can you feel sorry for our fellow men who've to do all the worrying of with-who and when to do it. stop being rude, and if you think being a male-whore equals being manly-men is just what is wrong whit our community. now wonder AIDS has come to our villages. Loool @ the irony; here is a man asking for tips for seducing his girlfriend claiming the moral/ religious high ground. So twisted. :rolleyes: Poster: Fear Allah and leave her alone, Allah will reward you for your restrain efforts with something better. Otherwise I advise you find her waali and the nearest shike. Then you won't need to ask no one silly questions or rely on stup*id formula about 90% iyo 10%. You can demand and experiment with the whole 9 yards and its surroundings till you work out your own formula.

^^^Soup is a starter or snack. I can't have soup for lunch- wa lugoyo- I'll be starving two hrs later. I'm hungry already after three mini breakfast. Just made myself black tea with honey for headache and low sugar missing syndrome. No wonder Sheh is always blowing away and headache and weak- xunto is junk food. Healthy food wa hoo oh igo nooqo.

So I started the fitness freak diet on Sunday. Woke up late, had lunch for Barris iyo goat food (AKA salad) and juice at 2pm 5pm I was starving and craving sugar so I had black tea with ginger and sugar. 7pm: Yogurt 8pm: I was starving so I had a glass of diet coke, glass of juice, handful of dry crunch nut flakes. 10pm; Glass of water. Monday morning, my stomach woke me up at 7am. I had a yogurt, then went for a jog which last for 5mins (it was freezing) but I had to go shop anyway so jogged there and back (does carrying shopping and running like weight lifting 8am I was still hunger- so on the train I had Oat Clusters with bio Yogurt and strawberries. (it said 13% of GDA) 10am I had almond croissants, cup of tea and bottle of volvic flavoured water. I have headach which I blame on lack of sugar and cake. Don't know what I will have for lunch either.

Faheema I won't finish till 6. Don't do long day on wed. We are going to dance on tin roof or something remember? JB post it on the Burco trolling thread in Politics baal. Juxa lastmin.com baad tahey. I love your bariis qalalan and alabo but I can't make it today. Safe mine in the freez till Tues or thurs when I enjoy half days.

Faheema check back pages ago, I clocked in at 8.30am, don't you part time me :mad: It is going to be a Loooooooooooong day.

^^A Burco Reunion is HArgisa Sing with me "We taking over"

Norf take big hadyaad for him then JB I'm on my way too...

Biskinka. That is so mean :eek: Acudubililahi minishidaan ragiim. Uuuf I hate the brainless twat- you can tell her some online username called her that. :mad: P.s. As I was reading I was thinking what is this ido*it laughing/ grinning about. :rolleyes:

@ S*S: Sounds sick and not soemthing anyone should be eating- at least not together or all at once. @Waves @ Lily Juxa DON@T CALL WORK!!!

^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ adigu ma dhagtaad ku heysaa darbiga HAHAHA lool. Loool Juxa you are a terror. Somali Families are loud.

^^^^Lol Malika: Loool You are worst than me- farah aya laga faaley!!! Don't pick up the washing machine and disable yourself. Trust me it is no fun Heeeeeeeeeey Juxa. I hope Weekend was not too hard on you- I wanted to call but a little tongue tied. Khyir inshallah. Hospitals makes people tell the most depressing stories, I always come out so drained and emotional traumatised.

Loool @ Cancelled on a friend to meet up with another only to be caught red-handed!! Shiid house- hope they were not female- girls are more likely to take them things personal. Hey CL & Malika. Malika lucky cow

Looool @ Saleebaan Gaal ma Kulmiye ba Ngonge if I don't understand- it is even less likely that she will. Glad we on the same page.

^^^This dowlad is perfect mashallah, trust me you won't be xanaaqin

^^^ Looool! Maybe they were one and the same. hehe Come on Ngonge: The dowlad and Siilanyo might take a trip down memory lane together BUT Blessed is an Arab generation- iyad she needs dinning and shopping centres iyo books, cinema, long walks and beaches NOT a history lesson, the inside politics iyo "oo horta what happened to hebel iyo do you remember when times were like that" between the dowlad and Siilanyo &co

^^^Indeed she is with Dawalad- but the dawlad has been out of SL for over 20+ years. I was thinking JB people can show here all the Hip and nice places. Blessed is young you know. JB: War wa exclusive 411, but off the record yeah. Go and walk around Hargisa and ask people, have you seen some foreigners walking around lately, I'm sure you will be directed to them.

^^I did not say you take her out- the Arab in him will be offended and he just might kill you- hence why I said send one of your female friends dhe. Be reer Magal ninyahow!

^^^No she is not- she's been chilling next door for a long time now. Send her one of your pretty followers to take her out and about.