I'm not losing weight fast enough for my friend. We have a dress fitting in few weeks and she is freaking out. Therefore she made notes on what I should eat and counted the calories for me. I started on this morning. Breakfast: - Small fruit selection, Sainsbury £1.25 - Smoothies Total calories: 205 Max 300 calories Lunch: plain rice with spinach and yogurt- small portion 300 calories Dinner: Grilled chicken with salad 500-600 calories. Then I'm allowed - Unlimited water, 2 cups of tea with no sugar. So far up to lunch (not small like she said, more like large) and I've had two chocolates too

Lool Wa marku Sayid waalan jirey. You called Hooy while asking for her help, lol. Waali. Juxa, lool okay.

^^No, no, you got it wrong, Sayid is barred from Burco, beeri horrey while travelling through Burco, mid yaro walan buu harrowsad, he ended up running for his life all the way to Qardo, with stones bouncing off his minjo. So xaga nabaad uu bu ka rajaynaayah, that is iney amanka ugu dhalaan. For safety reason from then on, he made sure he only made friends with nothern people, so that they can vouch for him if the mad girls family find him again. Sayid; Which is worse this or the time you went mad and wrote all the crazy stuff that made no sense on SOL?

A sex scene in a somali book :eek: lool ya Salam. Juxa why was I suppose to afka taag? If I was waan ilwabey all together.

^^Wa isku qoolo dhee, she must be first, then us. She gets the extra pound tip dhee. Hi Juxa.

She has not gone mad dear, she is getting paid to attend and sing. She does not care for either or maybe she cares for both. Either way, she is making a living

Waxaad ku saminsey ba you was holding it up, the fact you said shahadadan ayan dulka uu ogalin is a different story Sayid. Anikuba Calan maan siiden. I also saw you stand up and clap hard for one of the Somaliland wasiir, education and development was it? Lastly at the end, they played : and Sayid was smiling and nodding- this might have been because he was talking to SL radical though. Stop calling people Qal/daan, the replacement term I can think of would make some of your cousins cry Dajiye ku maba fahmo, so from now on I shall call you wadahadal.

Sayid it is fiction, not a historical book :rolleyes: Bloody farah, did you think the jinns were real too

^^Jecelida wax "mad" ku nooqda yaro :rolleyes: you give yourself far too much credit :cool: Everyone is so bent on giving me suggestion on this forum.

Ngonge, lol I guess because as fiction goes, she had the limitation of sticking to her fathers story line, if he did that, not much else she could've done with it though. I think the end was poor, but the rest of the book was good, emotional and so on so maybe the fact the ending was just bland is okay. I did not get the idea that she was going on and on about single mothers and missing fathers. I think she glazed over it as the norm, along with wondering kids trekking the same route. Sorry Sheh, we’ll stop. Hey how you doing sheh?

He will get paid again and change his mind. Ha ku lugunia.

Online fantasies iyo dreams or wishful thinking don’t count scarface. Aah.. maybe not a kept man after all, at least they get what they pay for, you seem to have got nothing but online usernames iyo hot air;- nothing fair about that. Miskeen. Now quit hijacking Maxtrii love dovy thread. She'll be here soon pis*sed you messed it all up.

^^^Can't be inaadheer, Sayid is far more logical and sane, even reasonable, and not very Somali in real life. This Qardo madness is all show-offnimo for his clansmen online only. I've seen him waving a Somaliland flag at a Somaliland event not so long ago, two weekends ago in fact.

^^Some people have not read the book you know, do you mind not telling them everything. And no, the bit where he nearly makes it but never quite get to meet. Serenity it is a good book, I was willing him on.

^^Yes, we all live next door to each other, and we have breakfast, lunch and dinner together too.

Originally posted by ScarFace: Maxaatiri I'm used to ms independent , the gold-digger :cool: , the freak , the tomboy :mad: , ms ghetto , ms good girl , ms psycho :eek: and the list goes on.... which one do you fall into? loool@ibti I raised my game maxaa si kaa eh..no more carrying but what is a somali kept man? Explain.... ^^^A kept man is the one used to all those type of women you mentioned above, facilitated by all the credit card info you mentioned previously. Normally it is one type of women playing all those roles though

Wow everyone is up in arms here. I agree with the last poster, explained my view very well. Sheh; wilka yaar maad iska daaftiid huuno. :eek: Sherb: Love for her job maybe, Love for the Somalis I don't think so, she is just following her job. Most war/conflict reporters are forced to go to countries that everyone else is trying to get away from, and in this case she went under no obligation and despite the warnings. Nevertheless I would have been impressed and maybe even thankful if she produced some significant information to the world, but it was not to be and she got kidnapped and now she will capitalize and build her career on how she was a daring journalist who reported (never saw one report) and got kidnapped by Somalis. As a Somali I can't help feel that she is yet another one of the many who stepped on my head on her way. P.s. If as you say it is out of love for Somalis, I’m sure we’ll see her specialize on Somalis or even East Africa. P.s.s. As Somalis in the West, this new trend of saying Sorry you got kidnapped iyo Dahab, iyo campaigns is all going over my head at the moment. It is like we don't have enough to do as it is.

Xaaji my kusband is Indian, we only ever watch nice loving movies. Ailamos, you mean like SAW 2-5 (turned into how many nasty ways of killing people)

Originally posted by Daandurreey: quote: Originally posted by *Ibtisam: quote: Originally posted by Dajiye: ^How did you get here, Ibti? Well I certainly was not sold to anyone. Why did your family sale a few people :rolleyes: [/QB] lol. you are so readable. if my memory serves me correctly, you said earlier you were raised by relatives in uk and your real parents are rer-badiye in hawd. some people can consider that you were bought in our culture. that is how things are. Well interesting that you are keeping taps on me, lakin can I correct you; Maybe in YOUR culture/ family or otherwise, but the rest of Somali Mohammed don't follow your logic or said culture. I certainly have not seen families inter-selling their kids. Tell us how it works in your family walalo Somalis in the west are not consistent of nuclear families unless they are 2nd or 3rd generations, you see we did not all get a chance to hold hands and leave together and settle in new countries. It is only in the last few years families have re-grouped or tried to move to at least the same western countries. Of course if you ever read something other than the nacnac on pro puntiland websites you would not make a fool out of yourself. besides that, why is it that you only show up on topics badmouthing Puntland. err again since you are watching me so closely yet you failed to notice that I post in all threads. if you care about the plight of women and children, go make your comment on the lady being handed to ethiopia by your cousins. that is where the realy shame is stationed my dear sister. not a fake outrage about someone stealing someone else's child and Qudhac parading it here. Unlike how you worship Puntiland and its quudun actions come sun or rain, I don't worship Somaliland and my loyalty is with Allah iyo wiixi saaxa. Furthermore there is no need to point me to another thread, I am here and posting my opinion about this thread, if you cannot handle it, you go to another thread. I don't have time to babysit caqli xumaada. :rolleyes: Ibtisam, here is the topic you should be commenting if you really care about injustice and women issues. lol Somaliland Authorities Handed Ms. Bisharo Wa’di to Ethiopian Security Services. http://www.somaliaonline.com/ubb/ultimatebb.php?/topic/9/22048 when I need tourist guide in SOL I will keep you in mind for the post till then run along. Oh but if you was going to suggest another thread, at least suggest ONE I can read- or did you can fail to notice I don't read Somali. :cool: Sayid Soomaal: Ciyaal xafadaan iska oohinys and playing the vicitm waxa ka qabo, bloody drama queens. Dajiye Your one liners are boring and add nothing hear, stop choking on a chicken bone and say what you need to say instead of speaking in tongues.

C&H better ask for refund of friends girl Buuxo, nothing is for life dear, at best it will be 10-20yrs of your life with an open door to escape.

Loool @ Cara never eating again, what about all those free lunches dear. Salam peeps. Ngonge loool @the Somali book, maybe I will start reading one, don't give up like serenity half way. I finished Nafisa book, it is a sad, merry go around but very gripping. A women gave me tissue because I started crying on the train reading one part. such sad book, but too many jinns involved. Reminds me of the Famished Road. P.s. You don't like the ending because you was expecting American ending init, I was scared after all that journey same thing that happened to him and his father will happen all over again.

Oh my, I don't know if I can watch that, just the trailer is too violent for me :eek: but looks interesting and wa Somali.

^^^Its been a week, Ninbrown and Thiery ba uu tashaadey the sooryo. Wow people grow so fast! Married already. Congrats Emperor, may allah bless and make it a lasting one for you.

^^He is starting to sound like a Somali kept man miyaa Scarface you walked into that one; Maxa keney from carrying hand bags to demanding they buy you one. Don't you have a middle ground

^^I forgot you have your own pink bag now, upgrade baad samiis since, you kept the bag and all that you use to carry for her, adiga aya siitaa now. Sorry dear, I never keep hang ons, to shop for me or to shop for. I like everyone doing their own thing.