Ibtisam

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  1. ^^No, no that is NOT why I was on her mind. Juxa you did not bring me my cake yesterday.
  2. ^^Haada ayad soo toostey miyi lady
  3. ^^They do it on come dine with me, I have yet to try it though I meant the one after with the shushub with the lovely pearls at the waist. The 1st one is too busy for me.
  4. I like the Green/blue one, but when you wear Hijab and cover the top it is a bit of You can always wear it around the house in it and cook barris @ Juxa. Lily, I was thinking the other day, I hope summer comes early, the shops certainly are planning on it with all the flowers & bold prints around.
  5. ^^^Qardo does not even have barris qalaani, it is a tuulo with 2 buul carish. the Wadaad in Southal ma Abu Hanifa mise cidkale?
  6. Loool, this thread just made me Lol Lool Some of the guys in here really were scrapping the bottom of the dead sea! HAHAH most of these brothers must have been chatting up homeless or junkies/ alcoholics or something along those lines. How else can we explain these trends below; - “A lady who stinks or does not wash” - “Dad breath or yellow teeth”; Hahaha can you believe this came from Baashi - “gurl dat squeze in to cloth dat don't fit them ..let it go it ain't you” - “Hair Lady” - Areebo (I am assuming that means ugly?) - Those who use the bleach creem!! oh! and some of them forget to apply the creem on their feet!! ( white face and dark-skinned feet) - underarms( plz shave and used deodorant) - when she digg's in her nose - when wering a dirty dirty sox - SISTERS WHO THINK TALK AND GESTURE LIKE A CHICK STRAIGHT OUTTA THE PROJECTS.........If we wanted one we would have gone with one,Nuthin beats the ORIGINAL.
  7. ^^Does not sound like my cup of tea at all. Juxa it depends on how much you want to spend. I saw this dress for £435 in this little place near my work place. I could live in that dress, so so good looking. I thought if I tried it on I might steal it, so I just looked at it and stroked it like pervert. Gorgeous
  8. Originally posted by cynical lady: Waad salaamantihiin aqyaarta Troll; bal maxaa isku dacayaa manta. Malikooy- waar baan ku hayaa manta.(where is you?) Someone clone her, quick, as Sheh would say. Salamah
  9. Cara if I had energy or knew how to spell it waan ku sheeg laha.
  10. ^^Adiga your boss A&T ba ku xadig dheeryeh yarow. Whatever I stick to adgi maxad no dab socota. Ha nagu khaldamin, yahoo. Cowke; Lol @ attacking burco businessmen, misplaced angry management miya.
  11. Ngonge is crazy most of the time, he just does not get paid for it. Lily I guess no one is going to pay them otherwise.
  12. ^^^Can you imagine some people in this section think I'm from Puntiland or SCC, do I not shout Burco loud enough tolow
  13. Hadaan caluusha qac kaaga siiyo qashinka Qardhaad tufi, hadaan qoorta kaaga dago qalbiga ku istaagi..hadaan Q***** kaa feero qiiq baa kaa baxaya..hadaan ku yara qandhiifiyo qaylaad la ooye..iga joog warya, biraahan baryahaan qaata.
  14. ^^^Only so I can say I tried my best, but I am African, I can't get any smaller, wa bones not fat
  15. Juxa weliba it is someone he wants a favour from lool talk about shooting yourself inthe foot.
  16. Huungri, it is all about giving xaal, niku innu wax dac aya raabah Serenity is not from Burco, she will kill you for saying that
  17. I'm not losing weight fast enough for my friend. We have a dress fitting in few weeks and she is freaking out. Therefore she made notes on what I should eat and counted the calories for me. I started on this morning. Breakfast: - Small fruit selection, Sainsbury £1.25 - Smoothies Total calories: 205 Max 300 calories Lunch: plain rice with spinach and yogurt- small portion 300 calories Dinner: Grilled chicken with salad 500-600 calories. Then I'm allowed - Unlimited water, 2 cups of tea with no sugar. So far up to lunch (not small like she said, more like large) and I've had two chocolates too
  18. Lool Wa marku Sayid waalan jirey. You called Hooy while asking for her help, lol. Waali. Juxa, lool okay.
  19. ^^No, no, you got it wrong, Sayid is barred from Burco, beeri horrey while travelling through Burco, mid yaro walan buu harrowsad, he ended up running for his life all the way to Qardo, with stones bouncing off his minjo. So xaga nabaad uu bu ka rajaynaayah, that is iney amanka ugu dhalaan. For safety reason from then on, he made sure he only made friends with nothern people, so that they can vouch for him if the mad girls family find him again. Sayid; Which is worse this or the time you went mad and wrote all the crazy stuff that made no sense on SOL?
  20. A sex scene in a somali book :eek: lool ya Salam. Juxa why was I suppose to afka taag? If I was waan ilwabey all together.
  21. ^^Wa isku qoolo dhee, she must be first, then us. She gets the extra pound tip dhee. Hi Juxa.
  22. She has not gone mad dear, she is getting paid to attend and sing. She does not care for either or maybe she cares for both. Either way, she is making a living
  23. Waxaad ku saminsey ba you was holding it up, the fact you said shahadadan ayan dulka uu ogalin is a different story Sayid. Anikuba Calan maan siiden. I also saw you stand up and clap hard for one of the Somaliland wasiir, education and development was it? Lastly at the end, they played : and Sayid was smiling and nodding- this might have been because he was talking to SL radical though. Stop calling people Qal/daan, the replacement term I can think of would make some of your cousins cry Dajiye ku maba fahmo, so from now on I shall call you wadahadal.
  24. Sayid it is fiction, not a historical book :rolleyes: Bloody farah, did you think the jinns were real too
  25. ^^Jecelida wax "mad" ku nooqda yaro :rolleyes: you give yourself far too much credit :cool: Everyone is so bent on giving me suggestion on this forum.