Ibtisam

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  1. Malika no one ever tells me anything unless they are complaining about someone else. I feel like a school teacher in SOL. I get one PM a week and it is mostly "can you tell so and so to leave me alone or help me with this" :mad: Baal share you juicy ones with me and Sheh
  2. ^^ I heard they brainwashed him and he did not even remember anything of his past life as a Muslim. :confused: Don't know what use he would've been in recent times, since his father is in jail and his family know he changed religion and Hamas locked him out long time ago. Maybe names and places but nothing recent. Money talks all languages and religions it would seem.
  3. Aaah, Sheh, you made India sound almost a wonderful place to visit. I am going to try and get out of Mumbai even for two days. You know that thing we talked about you doing for few months, alone, you will be very good at it, judging by this.
  4. I need to read this when I get home inshallah. Thanks.
  5. ^^Who crowned him? you or there is such title which he holds? :eek: . I see better looking blokes walking around on a normal day. The eyes I can't even see, they look abused (red and sore lids) the dimples look like wriggles, the lips thin and regular like normal white guy. The body and bone structure look normal enough but nothing better than a regular guy.
  6. ^^Hello. We need to lobby LSK to increase the PM capacity and show to the nomad a bigger alert when they have used up their space. Some of you, your PM is always full, maxaad shegshegtan behind closed doors! Make space!!!!
  7. Aside from the nice teeth (on sale for every guy at the dentist) what is so Wow about this model. Ngonge never seen when Harry met Sally. Maybe I will catch it online.
  8. Max; Only in my dreams it would seem, Real life I am like the ice queen, waxab ha iso qooslin if you see me Juxa: Stop saying that and live a little, come to the land of madness and lies. I can make wonderful ads for them you know; hot, hairy, dirty, lying freaks. I come back more racist than the BNP.
  9. ^^I think that is how EVERYONE on SOL thinks of us. :eek: Lool, nice, at least one of us is thinking about it. I hate the place, last night I was having a nytmare of all these headshaking people chasing me and chanting. :eek:
  10. ^^No, no that is NOT why I was on her mind. Juxa you did not bring me my cake yesterday.
  11. ^^Haada ayad soo toostey miyi lady
  12. ^^They do it on come dine with me, I have yet to try it though I meant the one after with the shushub with the lovely pearls at the waist. The 1st one is too busy for me.
  13. I like the Green/blue one, but when you wear Hijab and cover the top it is a bit of You can always wear it around the house in it and cook barris @ Juxa. Lily, I was thinking the other day, I hope summer comes early, the shops certainly are planning on it with all the flowers & bold prints around.
  14. ^^^Qardo does not even have barris qalaani, it is a tuulo with 2 buul carish. the Wadaad in Southal ma Abu Hanifa mise cidkale?
  15. Loool, this thread just made me Lol Lool Some of the guys in here really were scrapping the bottom of the dead sea! HAHAH most of these brothers must have been chatting up homeless or junkies/ alcoholics or something along those lines. How else can we explain these trends below; - “A lady who stinks or does not wash” - “Dad breath or yellow teeth”; Hahaha can you believe this came from Baashi - “gurl dat squeze in to cloth dat don't fit them ..let it go it ain't you” - “Hair Lady” - Areebo (I am assuming that means ugly?) - Those who use the bleach creem!! oh! and some of them forget to apply the creem on their feet!! ( white face and dark-skinned feet) - underarms( plz shave and used deodorant) - when she digg's in her nose - when wering a dirty dirty sox - SISTERS WHO THINK TALK AND GESTURE LIKE A CHICK STRAIGHT OUTTA THE PROJECTS.........If we wanted one we would have gone with one,Nuthin beats the ORIGINAL.
  16. ^^Does not sound like my cup of tea at all. Juxa it depends on how much you want to spend. I saw this dress for £435 in this little place near my work place. I could live in that dress, so so good looking. I thought if I tried it on I might steal it, so I just looked at it and stroked it like pervert. Gorgeous
  17. Originally posted by cynical lady: Waad salaamantihiin aqyaarta Troll; bal maxaa isku dacayaa manta. Malikooy- waar baan ku hayaa manta.(where is you?) Someone clone her, quick, as Sheh would say. Salamah
  18. Cara if I had energy or knew how to spell it waan ku sheeg laha.
  19. ^^Adiga your boss A&T ba ku xadig dheeryeh yarow. Whatever I stick to adgi maxad no dab socota. Ha nagu khaldamin, yahoo. Cowke; Lol @ attacking burco businessmen, misplaced angry management miya.
  20. Ngonge is crazy most of the time, he just does not get paid for it. Lily I guess no one is going to pay them otherwise.
  21. ^^^Can you imagine some people in this section think I'm from Puntiland or SCC, do I not shout Burco loud enough tolow
  22. Hadaan caluusha qac kaaga siiyo qashinka Qardhaad tufi, hadaan qoorta kaaga dago qalbiga ku istaagi..hadaan Q***** kaa feero qiiq baa kaa baxaya..hadaan ku yara qandhiifiyo qaylaad la ooye..iga joog warya, biraahan baryahaan qaata.
  23. ^^^Only so I can say I tried my best, but I am African, I can't get any smaller, wa bones not fat
  24. Juxa weliba it is someone he wants a favour from lool talk about shooting yourself inthe foot.
  25. Huungri, it is all about giving xaal, niku innu wax dac aya raabah Serenity is not from Burco, she will kill you for saying that