Warya, Kulan ma advertising fee baad ka qaadadta? Are you my friends PR person?? lol The lime cake is the best.

Abwaan;891383 wrote: And here is a little conversation with the little Xamaraawi. He meets her at the airport and wants to great her: AB = Alpha Blondy YX = Yarta Xamariyadda AB = Walaal Maxaad Sheegtay? YX = Aboo wax ma sheegin, maxaa maqashina? Waxeey sheegtay maa lagu dhahay? Adi xitaa salaan ma jirto?Wax sheegoow lee haysaa. AB = Dee waaban ku salaamay ee malaha waad i fahmi weydey. YX = Oo maxaa sheegti salaantaa miyaa? AB = Haa walaal YX = Yaakheey iska raalli ahoo, ani afkaa waa ila kakan yahay Cabaar markii la socdey. YX = Aboo gurigeenna inta waaye AB= Ma maqsinkan baad gashaan? YX = May maqaasiin ma qabno, minankeen waaye AB = Minanku waaxay? YX = Ee guriga nooh! Caawa Korontada ayaa naga maqan AB = Ma laydhkii baa idinka bakhtiyey? YX = Acuudkoow, bakhtiyey aa? wax dhintay ma leh, nalkaa naga densan aan ku dhahay. AB = Waan gartay. AB = Walaal guriga si wanaagsan baa loo fiiqay, waabu qurxoon yahay. YX = Intee laga fiiqane? AB = Dee meel walba YX = Ani wax fiiqan ma arki. AB waa yaaban yahay, wuxuuba is leeyahay "waar tolow maxaan Taleexi iyo Carafaat maxaan cashar uga soo qaadan waayey, tan xamariyadda waanba isku wareernee"... To be continued..... :D :D loool Sounds like Juxa and my Burco cousins when they met!!! hahaha looool

A shop, is a shop, is a shop, is a shop, is a shop, still just a shop, and shoes and bags shop, still just a shop, oh look a shop, a shop, must be the end of the world, no it is a shop, a shop, a bags and shoe shop. Her personally life has nothing to do with her money and/ or business. KSA is full of pimps, hoes and pot belly prostitution using men, underground gay networks and has one of the highest access to porn statistics- do you really want to get holier than thou over a shoe shop- you'd be better cutting the internet off from them instead.

Oba- run along then. Alpha; lol I'm sure they would've found out anyway- all your posing on Youtube and FB- people know what you look like- let it go. It was a general response- I dont care about your estimations- it is worth zero on the SOL exchange rate. As for your inability to find a xalimo who gets emotional about you- maybe you are just too emotional- so it gets all a bit too taxing. Emotions are overrated. I mean how any real "ahem" man needs consent reassurances is beyond my imaginations- just the mere thought makes me want to kaba inaan la dhaco. Iiish. "emotion-less cow" indeed.

Palestine is not a Muslim issue- it is a humanity issue involving many religions. You should feel for all injustices alike- if you can't feel (or at least not insult oppressed people) then you probably wont feel for anyone closer either. Somali youth will and should feel- Rwanda was not a Muslim issue- nor was Sudan conflict.

Oba speak Somali or English- It is the retard “lol”, errm and lack of construction of basic sentence, writing like a five year old about women is just creepy. In any case Alpha has not done anything. I am just allergic to the “yoyo yo” crew, simple because I am rude, stuck up and general look down on such people/ actions. Xaaji- Like I said- it needs to be said-

Maybe they just don't have time to babysit grown *** insecure, qaad chewing, broke, ugly farah. Surely sweetness is earned and deserved and not an entitlement of assumed xiinyo "man". Im just saying!!!

Juxa I got bullied into- plus I thought I could finish a few things off at the same time too.

Depends on how much you like Somali places, Somali people and Somali cities I guess.

Lol People willing to try anything Wrye! lol Howdy All. I am heading to Burco next week as part of the international observes- I wanted to go to Zaylac but not enough voting polls up that way. Shame. Burco it is then.

North- you are in London- you can find the most amazing cakes so easily and you have humming bird cakes- what is wrong with you ee kulan kugu so celiye?

Juxa hates to wait for things- Imagine 15hrs drive to see Daalo. When I got to Daalo, I was just beyond Daal and did not want to come back. When I came back to Hargeisa I promised myself never to go back until I can go via flight, a balloon or helicopter- of course that means you miss all the things I saw on the way, but the road kills you. lool Hadal bey igu daalsey!!!

Wait!! Why I;m to blame>???? I even gave her a phone so you can call her without calling me!!! war bax!

okay lets see what u can do. its 2.50am and no sign of sleep. yiiiks,

Hardly ever any agreement or consensus on philosophy oriented threads and people here dont know how to agree to disagree respectfully.

Lol, you just love creating new threads. /i tent to find some existing thread for my wondering ramblings- normally the troll corner. If words really mattered- (this might fit in nicely to your empathy thread)

Apophis hmmm must be- Alpha- wax kula hadla ayaad weyed- allow begging as the kids would say. leave my diin alone ------------ Emoticons can be very annoying, they take the seriousness out of a message "my mum just died :(" doesn't look right to me. A lot of people use it as a form of expressing how they feel. However they do fail to realise the adverse affect it has where it can make a sentence or statement seem cartoonish.

NGonge Juxa insists it is called Diin-diin. I told her it is just called diin- she was laughing for half a day and then tired to confuse me with something about diin meaning and same spelling as religion and some other meaning I cant remember now. Apparently in HER and her peeps Somali it is a Diin Diin. North I had 3 diin, one is about 3 months old (pic on my FB), the other is about a year and NGonge is 10yrs.

Fuuley, if I can drive on that road on regular basis you should feel fine. It is safer than the Berbera - Hargeisa road! Loool @ buy you tea. Dude you are Arab, you would be offended and you met up with me once with you in law already paying for you, I didnt see the point of fighting with five guys for a $10 dinner In any case, juxa is a better friend than you- she brought the whole of xamar in a suitcase for me- when you come through xamar and bring half of its sweets I will buy you tea lol

NGonge of course she saw him, collected her SL passport and checked the happening spots with him, we even visited his home town of Shikh and saw his cousins descending the mountains at one point. Lool @ happy people! lol Sorry I forgot the sad people.

Lol! Ngonge. You can't blame her- she didnt see anyone else but me for four days. JB naa he was suppose to take her out the two days I was working- asagaan siidu meel uga qooslay he run out of time. So everyone she met in the north was my friends and family dee, including chasing my two diin around the garden shouting warya Ngonge stick your head out and MOVE! lol

^^^Who needs laxox lady when you can have toast and all the goodness of pastry. Yep Friday indeed.

Lol JB. Of course u agree with her!!!! Jaar ha iga tuuriba. Juxa start making ur plans already will ya Jumca wanagsan ppl

SalamAlikum and greetings all. Juxa is safely back in the UK and already missing the sunshine shivering her house. Now I am bullying the rest of my friends on Facebook to shame them into coming to see me. Ngonge: Far from bring me back, juxa told me, never come back- she is coming to join me instead . She also said I eat too much food, drive everywhere and have in fact put on weight since London days- all her worries were for nothing. I am still sitting here eating the bag of xalwo she got me- hmmmm maybe I do eat too much. lol

JB lol. By the way so deeyar garoow, my friend is here tomorrow inshallah. The amount of self obsessed babble on this forum is eye watering. I mean seriously.