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This must be the answer JDBCTM. If not, plz share. Here's a my question: This software technology connects your world of information, people, systems, and devices. It enables an unprecedented level of software integration through the use of XML Web services: What is it?

This must be the answer JDBCTM. If not, plz share. Here's a my question: This software technology connects your world of information, people, systems, and devices. It enables an unprecedented level of software integration through the use of XML Web services: What is it?

Here's the answer Ismahan, I hope it's right if not, please feel free to share or someone else will. PHP is a scripting language used to create dynamic Web pages. With syntax from C, Java and Perl, PHP code is embedded within HTML pages for server side execution. It is commonly used to extract data out of a database and present it on the Web page. The major NT and UNIX Web servers support the language, and it is widely used with the mSQL database. What's XML?

Here's the answer Ismahan, I hope it's right if not, please feel free to share or someone else will. PHP is a scripting language used to create dynamic Web pages. With syntax from C, Java and Perl, PHP code is embedded within HTML pages for server side execution. It is commonly used to extract data out of a database and present it on the Web page. The major NT and UNIX Web servers support the language, and it is widely used with the mSQL database. What's XML?

Hey Shujui here's the answers of what you are asking I hope it helps. Please let me know if not.. aight? 1: what does MIPS stands for? Answer: MIPS stands for 'Million Instructions Per Second 2: What does Spoofin mean? Answer: In communications, creating fake responses or signals in order to keep a session active and prevent timeouts. For example, a mainframe or mini continuously polls its terminals. If the lines to remote terminals are temporarily suspended because there is no traffic, a local device spoofs the host with "I'm still here" responses. Faking the sending address of a transmission in order to gain illegal entry into a secure system. Hope this helped.

Hey Shujui here's the answers of what you are asking I hope it helps. Please let me know if not.. aight? 1: what does MIPS stands for? Answer: MIPS stands for 'Million Instructions Per Second 2: What does Spoofin mean? Answer: In communications, creating fake responses or signals in order to keep a session active and prevent timeouts. For example, a mainframe or mini continuously polls its terminals. If the lines to remote terminals are temporarily suspended because there is no traffic, a local device spoofs the host with "I'm still here" responses. Faking the sending address of a transmission in order to gain illegal entry into a secure system. Hope this helped.

Telemarketers suck big time. Here are some proven ways to rid your life of these assclowns for good... 1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. 2. If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm so glad you asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems. My arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died . . . " 3. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work if they are married, how many kids they have, etc. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary. 4. (This works great if you are male) Telemarketer: "Hi, my name is Judy and I'm with XYZ Company. " You: Wait for a second and with a real husky voice ask, "What are you wearing?" 5. Cry out in surprise, "Judy? Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of terror as she tries to figure out where she could know you from. 6. Say "No" over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each one, and keep a rhythmic tempo, even as they are trying to speak. This is most fun if you can do it until they hang up. 7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends Plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends, would you be my friend?" 8. If the company cleans rugs, respond: "Can you get out blood? Can you get out goat blood? How about human blood?" 9. After the Telemarketer gives his or her spiel, ask him or her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you can't just give your credit card number to a complete stranger. 10. If the Telemarketer is selling raffle tickets, tell him or her that you work for the same company, and that employees cannot participate. 11. Answer the phone. As soon as you realize it is a Telemarketer, set the receiver down, scream, "OH MY GOD!" and then hang up. 12. Tell the Telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask if he/she will give you their home phone number so you can call him/her back. When the Telemarketer explains that telemarketers cannot give out their home numbers say, "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The Telemarketer will agree and you say, "Me either!" and proceed to hang up. 13. Ask them to repeat everything they say, several times. 14. Tell them it is dinner time, but ask if they would please hold. Put them on your speaker phone while you continue to eat at your leisure. Smack your food loudly and continue with your dinner conversation. For added effect, clanging of cutlery and dishes is recommended. 15. Tell the Telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you some beer. 16. Ask them to fax the information to you, and make up a number. 17. Tell the Telemarketer, "Okay, I'll listen to you. But I should probably tell you, I'm not wearing any clothes." 18. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on, Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?" 19. Tell them you are hard of hearing and that they need to speak up... louder... louder! 20. Tell them to talk very slowly, because you want to write every word down

real folks Weji Dambi (this guy had the ugliest face in Somalia) -----> Gawso Gaadiid (Gaadiid means transportation. I guess this guy had strong GAWSO that were as big as a car ... how did ciyaalka see his GAWSO? well maybe he had gigantic jaws that were visible to everyone )

Sunset prooved you were softer than my baby gurl[/QB] Daaaaamn!!!!!!!!!

Buskut Cimaamad or Koofiyad

SOL president, ya forgot to ask a question.

SOL president, ya forgot to ask a question.

Damn!@@#$%#$# that's why u gotta hit the GYM namean.

shyt, ma man cash has fallen victum to the bruce lee barrage. ghgh3 522665 i7okk 789 0poi43

Supplements (CREATINE, PROTEIN SHAKES, GIRLFRIEND, HYDROXYCUT, ETC) MYPLEX shakes do wonders. With only 24 grams of carbs, and 40 gr of protein ya can put on 10 pounds of lean muscle mass in 2 months. If you want the cuts try HYDROXYCUT ... gives ya energy while ya work out and melts away the fat. A good looking petite girl is necessary for all lifters if ya want real results. If you don't have a good looking nomad queen with an attitude, you have no real motivation to tear down that muscle. Get yourself a girl. Results come with supplements (girls, creatine, hydroxycut, protein shakes, etc) more tips to come ....

amin Jazakalah Starlight. Ya always beautiful.

Another Rhyme or Reason thread has just started ... da battle is on babe

UK nomads namean? Barwaaqo, WildCat7, Ameenah, Shaqsii, JamaaL-11 ...top intellectuals here are from the UK.

Cirro, sxb, welcome please correct that honest spelling mistake on your post. It ain't "GAY" .... it is "GUY"

they should all be back after September 1st... namean? People are on summer vacation !!!!!!!!!!

(Ananova.com) -- Women in the UK are among the ugliest in the world, according to a global survey of men. They finish second in the list of the planet's worst-looking women compiled by FHM magazine. The only country with worst rated women was Afghanistan. However, British women did come fifth in a list of the most attractive women, which was topped by the US. The looks league was compiled from 59,000 online votes from users of the magazine's website around the world. According to the poll, the top 10 countries with the ugliest women were: 1, Afghanistan; 2, UK; 3, Germany; 4, US; 5, China; 6, Russia; 7, Albania; 8, Turkey; 9, France; and 10, India. http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_648205.html?menu=news.quirkies

Actual School Excuse Notes The below are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country: 1) My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him. 2) Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 3) Dear School: Please exscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29,30, 31, 32, and also 33. 4) Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. 5) John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face. 6) Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins. 7) Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side. 8) Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 9) Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had (diahre) (dyrea) (direathe) the runs. [words in ()'s were crossed out.] 10) Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust. 11) Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. 12) I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wears. 13) Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. 13) Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral. 14) My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. 15) Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well. 16) Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Shaqsii, I don't know if ya a regular stock investor or a DAY TRADER but "day trading" is very risky. I know somebody who lost everything. He is homeless now and moved in with his mother. lol Be careful out there waryaa.