I knew there mulims in china , but I didn't know they actualy ruled china during the ming dynasty...hmmmmm interesting. I like shaolin kung-fu some japanies forms like the ninjas( I like their style of fighting not the way they live). but my all time favorite is african and brazilian capawera(I think thats how u spell it.

yeah thats just one of the many funny stories she has. If you start from her december 2002 log thats her first entries she explains her job and who she works for. The funniest story is the april 3 one. It's when they go eat at resturant and try a special dish.

I have been following this web journal by a filipina who works in Hargeisa. she has been there for the last year. everyday she updates with stories, pictures , and her work. she has dozens of great pictures of the whole area. If you write to her she takes the time to answer your question will write back to you. I just thought this might be a good site for anyone feelin homesick.I love they she treats our culture with respect everytime she writes. If you start reading her journal and look at the pics I think you will see what I mean. We should take the time and thank her for her work..cuz she is not even from somalia and she is doing much more than most somalis are doing to help our country. http://jadedafrica.dekarabaw.com/

"ARABS NOBLE" maybe a thousand years ago , today they are just a bunch weak people ruled by even weaker people . Their time in power has passed (just like how the black africans time has passed many thousand years ago) just look at how easily conquered they are. we are better of worrying about our own problems.

I don't know what all the fighting about the this movie is. everyone here knows that movie was only made for propaganda. they just made another one like that about Nigeria I forgot the name of it. it has the Die Hard movies guy in it. it basicly had the same plot same storyline and it made black africans look like the devil. same old hollywood crap. don't waste your time or money for their filth. and to all those confused people in S.O.L IF YOU ARE SOMALI THEN YOU ARE BLACK! no matter what your shade is. never seen a white somali in my life never will. The idea of black skin being inferior was created thousands of years ago after those cave dwellers in europe came down and stole your knowledge of the world, said they came up with it,then erased it from our collective memorey and told us we were never more than what we currently are. What makes it worse is there are people here educated enough to know this and who still insist on not being called what they are......BLACK AFRICAN. we might have a little mix of this and that but overall we are still black........ :mad: .just had to vent that frustration out. I call it MJD or the Micheal Jackson Disease. hatin on da skin that Allah gave you. thats just my input, peace out.

The only solution to this never ending trouble is start with the youngest generations. then work your way up if you plant the seeds of hope, the trees of peace and prosperity will grow. it won't take overnight to change our country at that rate. but I would rather have a slow pace than standing idle and watching the countined suffering of my people. if everyone took the time to help one child in getting some education, shelter, or any assistance then that child shall grow and inshallah do the same for others. that is the only way I see hope for us as a nation, state, or whatever.

I think somali woman would be sort of like the indian woman only the first date would be: get interrogated by her family, second would be get interrogated by her family some more, and then IF AND ONLY IF they approve can there be the third date which is of course the wedding.

I think somali woman would be sort of like the indian woman only the first date would be: get interrogated by her family, second would be get interrogated by her family some more, and then IF AND ONLY IF they approve can there be the third date which is of course the wedding.

maaan :eek: ! lookin at those prices I might as well get a 240sx and do a skyline bodykit and an engine swap. thats waaay to high for me. I didn't see the new infiniti's yet but i have been checking out the WRX sti. it's just as expensive as an r32 but it's new. thanx for da link bari.

I COULD NOT AGREE WITH YOU MORE BARI, U JUST NAMED THE BEST 3 CARS EVER MADE! I HAVE BEEN LOOKIN FOR A SKYLINE GT-R FOR THE LAST 4 YEARS. THEY DON'T SELL THEM IN THE U.S SO YOU HAVE PAY TOP DOLLARS FOR THEM(OUUCH). .....BUT BACK TO THE TOPIC MUJAHIS STARTED, IT'S ALL IN FINDING WHAT YOU WANT TO DO(NOT YOUR PARENTS, OR OTHER PEOPLE PEOPLES IDEAS ON WHAT YOU SHOULD DO). THATS THE KEY TO FINDING A DREAM JOB THAT YOU WOULDN'T MIND GOING TO EVERYDAY....ALSO YOU ARE RIGHT ABOUT THE WAY THIS SYSTEM IS SET UP. THE PEOPLE WHO CONSTRUCTED THIS PLACE AND IT'S SYSTEM WANT YOU TO BELIVE YOU ARE "FREE" WHEN IN ACTUALITY YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN SLAVE. IT'S JUST MORE MODERN AND HIDDEN THINK "MENTAL SLAVERY". THEY GIVE YOU SO MANY THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT(LOUSY JOBS, BILLS,AND MORE BILLS) THAT YOU HAVE NO TIME FOR YOURSELF. AND IF A HUMAN IS WORRIED MORE ABOUT SURVIVAL AND NECESSARY THINGS LIKE HOW TO PAY FOR THE FOOD AND BILLS. THEN HE HAS NO TIME FOR ANYTHING ELSE, FORGET ABOUT TRYING TO ELEVATE YOURSELF " YOU GOTTA WORK". THE PEOPLE WHO KEEP THIS COUNTRY AND MOST " FIRST WORLD"(I HATE THESE TYPES OF TERMS) GOING ARE PEOPLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE SOCIO-ECONOMIC CHAIN. THEY WORK ALL THEIR LIVES, THEY GET TAXED THE MOST, AND AFTER ALL THAT NOT EVEN A SINGLE GESTURE OF GRATITUDE IS MADE FOR THEM. INSTEAD THEY GOT TREATED AS SUB-HUMAN. WELCOME TO THE "FREE WORLD". BUT THEN AGAIN IF THEY STARTED TO TREAT THEM LIKE HUMANS THEY MIGHT RISE UP AGAINST THEM, NOW WHY WOULD THEY DO A FOOLISH THING LIKE THAT. .......AFTER HEARING ALL THIS MUJAHID YOU MIGHT THINK I'M A BITTER PERSON BUT I'M FAR FROM IT. BECAUSE I KNOW THIS WORLD IS TEMPORERY, THEIR TIME WILL COME IN THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT. INSTEAD JUST DON'T BELIEVE EVRYTHING THEY TRY TO SELL YOU ABOUT THE WORLD. ESPECIALLY AT THESE COLLEGES JUST TAKE THAT WORTHLESS DIPLOMA OF THEIRS SO AT LEAST YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WON'T BE AT THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE SOCIO-ECONOMIC LIST. EVERTHING ELSE THEY TEACH IS MORE WAYS TO KEEP YOU A MENTAL SLAVE.DO LIKE I DO IN ONE EAR AND OUT THE OTHER . ...I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU A LITTLE I HAVE BEEN WRITIN FOR WAY TO LONG BUT IMMA LEAVE YOU WITH THE WORDS OF WISDOM: emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but outselves can free our minds. Bob Marley

Is that a real story underdog? if it is thats some funny stuff. I hate most lawyers and thats you should teach them that they are not all so smart.

this is last for today befo I get fired. "THE" remix of any song I ever heard was the Nas "one mic" song some guy and the radio remixed as Mike Tyson version. That was the funniest thing I heard in awhile( I almost ran off the road cuz I was laughing so hard) " all I need is one right, one right" classic I'll try and find the lyrics and the song for y'all. aight i get back to work befo they really fire up in here, but one more for u guyz it's a good one. welcome to popeyes may i take your order? Uh.. uh uh uh uh Uh.. wait a minute now Uh, uh.. Can you hear me out there? is y'all ready? Let me hear ya Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [Trew] I'ma sucka for soul food like mashed potatoes (hey) mild not spicy cause it hot for my nose Greasy Fried Chicken puts a stain on my clothes And after I finish grab a bag to go (Can i have that?) ? Hell no! When I eat the dirty rice it leave me askin for mo bring the price low at the sto', and there you go The service never slow And I always bring coupons+, cause baby I'm po You say you like that, and I'm one car behind For my chicken snack; I'm next in line I eat it - time after time, popeyes on my mind I eat a three piece dinner for just two 99 They ask me, "Who dat is, orderin this, talking quick?" Somebody probably hungry wantin chicken and shit But ain't nobody else got chicken like this Should we go to KFC? **** 'em, taste like shit, HEY! Chorus: ???? Hungry Hungry, want some popeyes popeyes Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Fried Chicken tonight Hungry Hungry, want some popeyes popeyes Uh-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! it tastes right, weeze there ery'night [Trew] the break of dawn, chicken Money long, chicken Pass up Taco Bell for that greasy fried, chicken Chillin in the hood, but **** it's good, chicken If you ain't bout popeyes then best be gone, chicken If you with me (uh) protest when you walk past KFC , don't be eat there, poopoohead nasty don't ask me, Mario Gord-on for no food less it's popeyes station See the fried chick-on, somethin smells amaz-on I got a chick rollin up, half dark and white-an Another one pag-in, tellin me to come home and bring her chiken fingers cause she don't like the bone I used to like churches, chicken; finger lickin went there every day what the hell was I thinking now Popeyes got the powers make me eat that shit for hours Kicked the ***** up out my room thought the chicken was ours, MINE Chorus Finished off a whole bucket, hands are sticky Gettin chicken out your teeth, can be tricky Yoinkin biscuits out a ho's mouth, I ain't picky Swich stores when they run out - whatchu mean?! Only Popey's when I eat ouuuuuuut - come and get me Get Spicy when it's cold ouuuuuuut - is you wit me? I wanna pull some cole slaw out ouuuuuuut eat the garbage that they throw ouuuuuuut Get the combo with the lemonade Eatin Popey's is better than getting laid Wendy's- got frosty, but that ain't enough for me You understand me, popeyes is yummy If you compare it to your local KFC Then you'll see it got more grease than Dr. D No Chicken I'm hungry, stomach gets empty lose weight like Louie, grow thinner than Doogie HEY!

I don't like the original song at all. UH UH it hurts like this UH UH UH UH thats the way it is 'cause it hurts like this UH UH UH UH thats the way it is Come out whats the hold up for cant poop and boy my ass is sore and if I only watched what I eat I would be able to let it all out go on with my normal route and my time in the bathroom is done and I wont become someone trying to just remove poop but its being held back and I cant relax Im trying to get through but I cant because you see tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated? I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited It hurts like this cause you try, and you die, 'cause it dont, go to the bowl but it dont come out now easily this would be if I had just eaten much better I cant get it to come out hurts bad I can feel it now Where it is, and where I need it to be, its making me Cry out when the pain returns come out take a couple turns You know the pain hurts really bad because Im someone trying to just remove poop but its being held back and I cant relax Im trying to get through but I cant because you see tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated? I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited It hurts like this cause you try, and you die, 'cause it dont, go to the bowl but it dont come out now easily this would be if I had just eaten much better (much better) (Much better) (much better) (much better) (much better) Come out whats the hold up for cant poop and boy my ass is sore and if I only watched what I eat I would be someone trying to just remove poop but its being held back and I cant relax Im trying to get through but I cant because you see tell me Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated? I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited It hurts like this cause you try, and you die, 'cause it dont, go to the bowl but it dont come out now easily this would be if I had just eaten much better Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated? I see the way I push and it really gets me fustraited It hurts like this cause you try, and you die, 'cause it dont, go to the bowl but it dont come out now easily this would be if I had just eaten much better

best one so far Shhh... Relax ya hair and let ya kitchen free and start rollin' up them naps wit some TCB Hot comb in the house (uh huh) Kuckabucks...get ya naps pushed back, by the nap pushbacker Frizzy head in the house Still here, never left, I need J-U-S-T-F-O-R-M-E beeyotch! Hair stylist in the house (y'all figure...) She's a track fixer, scalp itcher, braid spritzer n***a! Hold up pimp, every time I see ya dreads, they look like dookie and shrimp. Don't forget about the braids 'cause they lookin' mighty tacky Why don't you go to Young's and pick up some Super Yaki Number 3? You know that's too light so change it to 1B But in the mean time, go get you some new weave.... No perm in 5 months, got ya kitchen knotted You need a relaxer in, before ya braids start rottin'..... Y'all don't see nothin... Thank God, who sent you? It's Perm Repair comin! Who the what, what, what... Hair knots, in South Bronx, out of the reach of the perm box Buckshots on your head, Lint in your dreads, Thread in First Down, keepin that weave sewn down (Ooh wee!) Holla if you want drama with... Dark and Lovely, Just For Me, TCB, perm it!

sorry bout da last, it was to long this is another jay-z paradoy enjoy. WHAT? No Pizza? Then F*ck you B*tch Can ya eat wit me? eat wit me? Can I eat it in the morning without having to heat up the dough and even worse if there was no Pepperoni! If i couldn't eat my pizza pie and spy on the pizza guys where they live at, would I be fat? If I couldnt go and get more at the buffet again, would i try then to just survive then If you tried ta eat my pizza, then I'd have to beat ya, but then youd come around me, and then you'd pound me. If I had to go to the bathroom would ya, put your two lips on my bread stick eat it could ya See yourself with a pizzaman workin like 9-5 but eatin the profits to survive yo do you need a dolla so you can get some at the malla. be sure you say you want pizza If you can just fill yourself with some pizza with the crispy dough. baby girl if this is so yo Can I get a hell yeah cuz you know I wanna be like "stone cold but I can't be I'm justa panzie

big chicken a.k.a big pimpin Uh-hu, uh uh uh. It's fried chicken, baby. It's fried chicken, it's 12-piece. Feed me. Uh-hu, uhh. Uh-hu. Ba-ba-baked chicken. Ba-ba-baked chicken. You know I chow 'em, eat 'em, love 'em, munch 'em. I just love to eat 'em. Take them out of Lee's, Famous Recipe. I really need 'em. When I complain, they breezin'. They ask me, "What's the reasons?" I'm a junkie in every of the word, dawg. Got my greasy and my baked-up. In the buffet is where I eat 'em. Til' I need a nudda' piece, Til' I need another bucket. Then it's "What's yo' order, sir, please hurry up." Let 'em deep fry my chicken, and hand them my ten buck. Many cops wanna get chicken in their guts. Stop by, and pick up a 'buck. Just because you got good wings, I got my things. So you can be chowin' it up, man I, Parts without bones, I ain't be frontin'. Chicken with a heart that's like a woman's. Money for nothing, just some breasts. I'll be forever whacking, At the chicken legs, of a chicken's passion. I got no patience. And I hate waiting. Yo' get yo' butt here, And let's O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, chicken legs now. O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, yeah. And let's O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, chicken legs now. O-R-R-R-R--D-E-R-R-R-R, yeah. We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's. Pay the cash now. I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece. We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs. With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy. Yo, yo, yo Fried Chicken, right from KFC's. I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece. We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs. With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy. Chicken it's the- big Southern take-out meal to go. We just want white chicken bones. With dark meat, and some more to go. And here, right here's, my sce-nawr-e-oh. Oops, my bad, that's scenario. I ain't taking that long, so here it goes. Now I want some corn cobs here to go. Moe starts pointin'- he says "There he go!" Now these cashiers know we want mo' meat than a little bit. Or we'll take him to our little crib. Then I'll look at him, and spit. That'll give him alittle hint. Go read to sign you illiterate sonofagun and get you some contacts. Don't be surprised if I catch yo' hint 'bout me. And I'll be easy on you with some slab. We are ghetto hungry, so sad, we just can't take it. Hurry up with our order, punk. Or I'll punch you in the face, where your breaking, you fakin'. I will not pay if my pay is gay, and crummy with bad skin on. Now sit your butt down in front. Now I won't be blunt. Timberlake is a ding-dong. Pumpin' it up with the fruit cons. That's the stuff that we torture those brats on. Ain't the type that gets my flow on. But when the chicken is hot, then the skin starts poppin' like popcorn. We keep legs, thighs, breasts in the bucket, man. I need big breasts for the bigger man. You've tripped, he's flipped, gettin' chicken with a tip. About how to cool the baked chicken legs, foo! We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's. Pay the cash now. I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece. We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs. With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy. Yo, yo, yo Fried Chicken, right from KFC's. I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece. We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs. With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy. Uh, I'm chowin' it, lovin' it, eat it all in my crib. All my seats are leather and greased, in my hood we call it creased. {huh?} Everybody wanna ball, holla' in KFC startin' a brall. If you up, you will fall, you can't screw me, ya'll. If I hated chicken baby, I would not have my greasy leather seatings. Chronic tonic, deadly baby. No rest until the white guy gets me. Uhhh, now what ya'll know about Kentucky Fried Chicken, boys. Maybe they'll have some special toys, special things, of course stupid toys. We ordered Fried Chicken, right from KFC's. Pay the cash now. I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece. We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs. With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy. Yo, yo, yo Fried Chicken, right from KFC's. I want my fried chicken, yea' I ordered 12 piece. We ordered Mashed Taters and and some chicken legs. With some more chicken there, rolls, and G-R-A-Vy.

"IN DA TUB" Go go go go go go go Go shower, smellin funky U need body wash, smellin funky U need to wash your booty right, smellin funky U better wash better wash b/w your crack u smellin funky Chorus U can find me in da tub, Bottle full of suds And mami I got the Zest For my body I need to rub I need to get all wet B/4 I start to rub And don’t give me no hug If u smell like Scruff McGruff When I pull of my shoes and I step on da rug Take a wiff of my feet and u know I’m smellin rough I’ve been workin all day and u know my work is tough Take a shower now and then and my b/o’s way too much But now I got sweat stains, pants down, steam up Put my foot in da tub and then I use some green stuff Gotta use shampoo cuse my hair is smellin like shrimp And the rest of my body I can only relate to a chimp Wash my butt, wash my legs, I might’ve missed a few spots I’m not clean I need to whip out that new soap I just bought Washin off dirt, If I was spanish I’d describe this smell as loco My plan is to put my own neck in a chokehold This soap’s bogus man, my smell should be a crime It’s real, It’ll kill, and it’s here all the time The soap’s in my eyes, the soaps in my fro My nose is ready to die and I’m bout to go “Stanky!” Chorus 2X My toes, jelly rolls, even my fro R smellin like month old chicken wings My hands, my feet, my pits, my gut Look, I’ve worn these clothes for days and I ain’t changed And if u smellin, or u ain’t been shavin Don’t be mad when I tell u that we ain’t goin be datin I’m like Shaq or Jabbar, my smell is a highlight If you’re a dirty ass girl then just get outta my sight When my smell get da pumpin u know the funk is on U see the fumes from my pits and think I’m lightin a bong When I come from work u say I’m dirty as a worm Why u talkin bout me honey, your booty smells like a burned perm I’m a spray me some AXE on me Goin head, fresh my smell up U wanna date, u better wait, “U don’t wash your butt, what?!” U need to go upside your head with a bottle of suds U ain’t smellin funky w/me Chorus Don’t act like u be smellin good all the time neither U stink time to time so wash, wash off Stink Unit

I think i'm the only peson on at this time, but to answer your question. I think some parts of the world would benefit from others would lose. example poor would become even more poor and rich countries would just get wealthier. I think u get where i'm getting with this. it's not good for us somali people or all black africans for that matter. it's just a new form of impearlism.

I just finished reading an article that someone provided a link for here in this forum. I must say after reading it I have changed my view of somalia and the world in general. I mean have you guys stopped to think for a second how far behind we are in terms education,economical, and social issues. and if one of us tries to uplift our people all we can discuss qabils and old subjects meanwhile the rest of the world leaves us out. we just get left farther and farther behind and we don't care(not all of us).this guy who wrote the the aticle talks about how nobody wants to define the " New World Order" but it's proof of existence is all around us. weather or not it has clear definition. his example of it's exitence is how europe is tearing down it's "Old World Borders" starting with the Europiean Union and the introduction of the Euro as one currency for all members. They still mantain their ethnic nationality but they part of a NEW GROUP with similar interests and gaols. That is good example of the "New World Order". I think if we impleament a similar startagey for somali speaking people then we might get our diginity as people and our lands back(without firing a single bullet). I'm not tryin to bore anyone to death but he has piont, he also dosen't give a quick soultion for fixing somalia overnight. Rather he offers different senerios or ideas that all might work with everyones involvement. not just one side or country. I would like some feedback from anyone else who read the article or any other person with input. I will provide the link again for anyone interested http://www.civicwebs.com/cwvlib/africa/somalia/1995/reunification/e_reunification.htm#TOC

The best movie of all time which has MOS DEF as one of the main actors is BAAMBOOZLED. I think you would enjoy that movie very much SOMEALIEN . I think that was the best written movie ever.I don't wanna spoil it for anyone but you should all check it out if you have spare time. it's smart, funny , and make you question this society all at the same time.

I got one...... what belongs to you but everyone else uses it more than you?

great topic, for me though it's kinda diffrent I don't about u guys but I left home when i was a baby. I don't remember nothin but I still fell it inside . it's that natural instinct thing I feel that I don't i belong here in the states. but i've never been there either, so for me the ? for me is will they except me there when I get off that plane and meet people I never even heard of for the first time :confused: .

I think this will settle the question. http://www.onemancult.com/rwanda/rwandapaper.html the article mainly talks about the war between the hutu and tutsi tribes, but it does have section of their history which is intersting to read.