oba hiloowlow;949285 wrote: hey whats wrong with this? :eek: just having some quality time with the fam dont Think he has time for that every day Yh but does he want private pics on the net?

DOC, my goodness. I would've hung up at the point :D Alpha, wallahi your khatar lool at Lowers Gaze :D Aaliyah, I've had soo many awkward moments but I can't seem to recall any know. I guess I suppress them

Is the man happy with this Oba?

Coofle;938056 wrote: He also adds *Kub miyaan ka jabay , biixiyaan kabayo loo haynin... Most of the poem is a metaphor from the start to end...he is comparing his predicament to a fractured hip!... You see this is the hardest part for me understanding Somali poetry. To me hip is sin. Too many alternatives!

Aaliyah, ?

Reeyo;949035 wrote: I was kidding Oba, :-I I was ready to post mine one right after you as well Alpha, I don't care what these lot say, but I LOL'd like there was no tomorrow at your thread. The little sarkhaan left an open goal and you took it

lol

The Zack;948759 wrote: "Faradheer" were there 300 years ago. "Faradheer" took Kismayu from the its original natives, Gala, Wardeey and Borana, some centuries ago. Markaa fiidiyow la duubay 70kii doesn't prove anything. Midda kale dee dad qaar kalluun dubidda dhaqan uma aha as Apophis said. Exactly.

You might just be the first person to post personal pics on SOL Safferz. Congratulations (Although ofc we've all seem Alpha's hideous feet and his big big jareer head )

One question, where's all the trees? Couldn't you guys spare even one or did the greed get the better or you?

The biggest advice I could give is start going to your local mosque and start praying with the brothers. Also, ditch your bad old friends and make good ones at the mosque. Fear of Allah and hope for a better afterlife is the biggest thing that can take someone out of addiction and other sins. I know of a lot of brothers who used to suffer with these addictions and who are now clean thanks to Allah and then the mosque.

Umm Saalax, Che went to school in Somalia. I would assume he can write in Somali (I hope).

Salax is too opaque to reason with. Where's Oodweyne?

Mustafe;948675 wrote: My grandma used to tell me to avoid sijuis when we lived in Mombasa. She said these people were jealous of Somalis as they have been enslaved by foreigners and would put a spell on you. rumour had it that they themselves excelled at sixir and il. From then on I never trust a sijui, I even used to avoid playing with their kids.Apparently they were snitches too and would call the police on you if u had no kitambulisho or whatever the hell its called. After connecting all the dots and using a bit of deductive reasoning, I came to the conclusions its best to have minimal contact with anyone who is sijui. I mean who in thei right mind would have absolutely no problem eating Ugali 3 times a day?! Are you talking about the Somalis in Kenya or the Waswahili?

Great Gatsby? What the hell is that? Alpha, you've already coined the pseudo-intellectual term, now what do you call these culturally-aware progressive western-types we have here?

Zack, since you understand their gibberish what do they think of Ileey's words?

Safferz, you know Alpha heard me speak Somali once and he laughed at it. The poor sod had never heard a sijui speak before Maaddeey, thanks but there was no need. I knew what you were talking about

lol Maaddeey. Are you insinuating Safferz is a dictator? Safferz, do you have a thick waqooyi accent like Alpha?

Safferz;948184 wrote: Nope ku ma rabo Such a terrible accent for a lady tsk tsk. Try Kuma Rabi. More more softer and better

Oodweyne, the mighty and powerful don't run away from challenges, they embrace them

XX and his myths.

I'm talking about you not Mo Mr Hashimi

Cara, you should meet my Grandma. She doesn't visit some neighbourhoods back home coz she's convinced sixir has been buried there. She also believes all the Mkamba in town practice witchcraft

Wadani, you're better than that sxb.

And you call yourself an SNM. You shame your ancestors waryaa with your Arab worship