Safferz;970759 wrote: lool thank you Maaddeey, but none other than our own Alpha took me to an Ethiopian place in Jigjiga Yar last night for tibs :D He's every bit as funny and intelligent as you'd imagine. He is indeed. His skype calls are always the best. Alpha, I still remember Mr Xagayaga iyo Xagaaga

Allyourbase;970843 wrote: You are wrong my friend. Your level of ignorance is one not to belittle, let me tell you: There are strict beneficiaries of Zakat as listed above and in accordance to the Quran: إِنَّمَا الصَّدَقَاتُ لِلْفُقَرَاءِ وَالْمَسَاكِينِ وَالْعَامِلِينَ عَلَيْهَا وَالْمُؤَلَّفَةِ قُلُوبُهُمْ وَفِي الرِّقَابِ وَالْغَارِمِينَ وَفِي سَبِيلِ اللَّهِ وَاِبْنِ السَّبِيلِ فَرِيضَةً مِنَ اللَّهِ وَاللَّهُ عَلِيمٌ حَكِيمٌ You pay Zakat for the sake of your own salvation and as such there is no repercussions to evading Zakat (at least in this lifetime) as Mr Mohamed Bins Saleh al Authaimeen says: http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=UTqzA_jX7-MC&pg=PA298&redir_esc=y#v=onepage&q&f=false Now what Mr Abubaker did was very much a political decision to keep the Califat together under his rule. Zakat is one of the five pillars of islam and as with the rest of the pillars of islam it can not be enforced on the general population. I would like to see the government force people to Salat or Hajj or to Fast even, its impossible my friend. What are you on about Sxb? What were the riddah wars about? Were they not Arab tribes who refused to pay the zakah and were fought against? Did not Abu Bakr say that he refused to differentiate between the salah and zakah?

The people in Misr and those other countries brought this fitnah upon themselves when they went against the commands of Allah and his messenger: O you who believe! Obey Allaah and obey the Messenger (Muhammad), and those of you (Muslims) who are in authority. (And) if you differ in anything amongst yourselves, refer it to Allaah and His Messenger, if you believe in Allaah and in the Last Day. That is better and more suitable for final determination. (An-Nisa, ayah 59) The prophet SCW commanded the following regardless of whether the ruler is pious or a fasiq: Whosoever obeys the ruler has obeyed me and whoever obeys me had obeyed Allaah; and he who disobeys the ruler has disobeyed me and whoever disobeys me has disobeyed Allaah. (Al-Bukhaaree and Muslim) And if someone sees something they dislike in their ruler, the Prophet PBUH said: Whoever sees from his leader something of disobedience to Allaah, then he should dislike [in his heart] what he does of sinning against Allaah, but he must not remove even a hand-span away from obedience (to him) . (Muslim, no. 1855) Subxanallah and then you find Muslims on the street openly calling for the impeachment of the rulers. 'Arfajah Ibn Shurayḥ reported that the Messenger of Allah (salallaahu 'alaihi wasallam) said: Whoever comes to you while you are all in a state of unity and he seeks to cause rebellion and tries to divide you, then (the legitimate ruler could) execute him. (Muslim 1852.) Note: this is a conditional, legitimate capital punishment verdict to be determined and carried out by legitimate leaderships or governments - not by individuals] It has been narrated on the authority of Abu Huraira that the Messenger of Allaah (sallAllaahu alayhi wa sallam) said: It is obligatory for you to listen to the ruler and obey him in adversity and prosperity, in pleasure and displeasure, and even when another person is given (rather undue) preference over you. Muslim 4524 And if these are the commands of our Prophet SCW, what is the condition of those who go against his commands? All my followers will enter Paradise except those who refuse. They said, "O Allaah's Messenger! Who will refuse?" He (salallaahu 'alaihi wa sallam) said: Whoever obeys me will enter Paradise, and whoever disobeys me is the one who refuses (to enter it). (Bukhaaree, Muslim). Fear Allah people.

^^You can't say Faroole, a man who treats the issimo with disrespect is good for P/land.

People have always lived in the South and I'm sure the people from those regions know who comes from where. What's occurring currently is dulmi which has no bearing on federalism. It's simple boob.

Maalin maalmaha kamid ah, waxaa ku kulmey maqaaxi yar oo kutaallo Sabuuli lana dhaho Jiiro Miskiin saaxiibkeen Kaahiye oo socod dheer markaas ka yimi iyo ninkoo kale oo la dhaho Abshir Duq Maxamuud. Kulankoodii sidan ayuu u dhacay: Kaahiye:Alla qoraxdan baas kululaa! Jarmaad iyo socod dheer maxaa ii geeye! Wallee Kaahiyow maxaad Jinacsani ka fogaatay! Kaahiye isagoo sidaa u calaacalaya ayuu jalaq soo galay maqaaxida, waxaana kasoo hor boodey qof uusan fileynin. Kaahiye: Jimca waraa jiraa Sabtiyaa ka daran baa la yiri. War sow ma tihid inanka duqii xumaa ee Maxamuud? Abshir: Haa. Adna sow ma tihid kii walaashey Falxado soo dooney... loona diidey? Ayuu yiri Abshir isagoo dhoola cadeynaayo. Kaahiye tuu wajiga kaduudiyey ayuu isugu yiri: awoowgii la gub. DHacdadaas foosha xun muxuu iisoo xasuusiyey? Kaahiye: Isla isagii ayaan ahay. War niyow dhulkan fog maxaa ku keeney Jinacsani ayaan kugu ogaaye? Abshir: Aabahey ayaa dhulkan ganacsi kuleh waana usoo indha-indheynaya. Balse waxaan ku weydiiye, adiga maxaa halkan ku keenay? Kaahiye: War niyow sidaad iska ogtahay magaaladaas Jinacsani waan ku ceebeysanahey oo ceenteyda yar iyo weyn kama qarsoona (wuxuu ula jeedaa balwadihiisa faraha badan). Sidaas awgeed ayaan go'aansaday inaan guuro oo magaalo shishe oo barwaaqo layga sheege inaan u guuro. Abshir: Magaaladee? Kaahiye: War waxaas dantaada ma ehee, warka isii. Dadkii sey yihiin? Abshir: Dadkii wey iska faayaan oo dhib ma qabaan. Kii saaxiibkaa ahaa ee aad isla socon jirteen...magaciisa muxuu ahaa... Haa! Kii Dacar ahaa, Tabliiq ayuu raacay oo qamro iyo sigaar wuu iska daaye. Kaahiye (Asagoo yaaban): Ma kii loo aqoonsanaa Kun Kooble (kun koob oo qamro ayuu ula jeedaa) ayaa qamro iska daaye oo Tabliiq raacay? Annagaa war aragnay! Abshir: Dadkii oo dhan yaabka ayey kula wadaagaan. Markaan soo tegaaye waxaan maqlaaye inuu Xajka hadda ku sugan yahey. Kaahiye: Xajka aa! Wallee waxaan socod xuma ahayn halkaas ma geyn! DHamaad. ---------- F.G.: Dhacdooyinka sheekadan iyo kuwa lamidka ah ku sugan waxay ku saabsan yihiin dhacdo run ah oo dhacay balse qaabka ay u dhaceen la baddeley.

Pirates as usual fail to understand what federalism really means. no worries, Jubbalanders will educate then along with the unruly HAG hordes :cool:

lol at uun alle being ukun Waryaa Alpha haven't you ever heard anyone use the expression 'Alle uunkii'? It means God's creation.

Qurux.

Politics section?

Congrats Alpha. I can see you're almost there.

No one gives a damn.

This is a wise move. Democracy won't work for Somalis. Moonlight, Faroole was going to win either way.

You never did say what you were jailed for. Let me guess, either robbery or drug dealing?

I never understand how someone can call himself a 'Monkey' and be proud. I guess some folks are still being trolled.

Naxar, that is only sometimes. At other times you should give in the open to encourage others to do the same but privately is better as it negates the possibility of hypocrisy. Sh Haatu Al-Gaarisawii

I have a problem against the possibility of a reebaar king. Other than that, this is a good idea. I would give the thrown to one of the scholars. A toss up between Sh Barbaraawi and Sh Cukaashe. Being pious men of religion, they would be the least likely to get corrupted and the most likely to rule in fairness. They can then select their successor on their deathbed or appoint a shuura to decide on their behalf. My 2 shillings.

^Good one but don't do that to the brother. There's no need to humiliate him

Laba kala daran. Alhamdulilah where I come from walls are smaller than that so much so that some of them you can see over the top and no barbed wire, just broken glass embedded into the top.

Oh yeah? Just remember while you folks were barbarically killing each other, there were Somalis across the border praying to Allah for your peace and you have the cheek today to tell us you salvage our image and reputation!

I haven't watched the video but what is this disability the brother uu inoo saadinaayo?

Masha'Allah. Uncle Ducaale continues to impress the nation.

Sunday, July 21, 2013 By JACOB NG’ETICH During the heated debate in the National Assembly on MPs’ salaries, Leader of Majority party Aden Duale was on the spotlight. A firebrand politician, Duale branded Kenyans ‘thieves’ if it was true the legislators were ‘thieves’ as voters claimed. “If the MPs are thieves then Kenyans are also thieves because they are the ones who in their wisdom elected these legislators,” he averred. A week later, while responding to a question in the House about alleged humiliation of former Prime Minister Raila Odinga at the airport, Duale told off the irate CORD legislators. “Raila Odinga is a respected leader and he does not need your (CORD) protection. He belongs to the rest of the nation,” he said. Call him names, but the Garissa Town MP is not apologetic for his deeds in and outside the House. “I tell it as it is unlike other politicians who say this while they mean that. I am straightforward and express myself so. The MPs know I don’t mince words and they are comfortable with me,” says Duale. This is Duale’s second time as a lawmaker after he was elected in 2007 as Dujis MP. Walk in the park He notes that it has not been a walk in the park for him being Leader of majority party in the current Parliament that has bigger number of legislators compared to the 10th Parliament. He says it takes a lot of wit to rally the House to agree to the Government agenda. “We have more than 200 MPs in the Jubilee Coalition. I have to make sure they pass all the Government Bills and any other agenda brought to the floor of the House. It involves bringing the Opposition side back to the Government. It is an arduous task but I must do it and sometimes I have to be tough,” he notes. He elaborates that far from the previous Leader of Government who would have the Cabinet ministers help in answering questions, the current Majority Leader has enormous responsibilities. It is this office that is now charged with answering all the questions raised. “I am the link between the Executive and the Legislature. It is so demanding that I have to keep contacts regularly with the President, Deputy President and the Cabinet Secretaries. This has been made possible by the cordial relationship I have with them and the MPs on the other part,” he explains. Given his ‘telling-it-as-it-is’ talk, the Garissa Town MP is a politician who is liked and loathed in equal measure by many political leaders. “I care little about what my political enemies think about me if at all there are some. They will get used to my brand of politics. I want to ensure that Jubilee Coalition delivers and anything else is just sideshow,” expounds Duale. His Jubilee Coalition MPs either like or fear him given his position while some CORD counterparts do not have any kind words for him and have accused him of sycophancy. The former High School teacher at Sankuri Secondary School has been accused of ‘having the sycophancy tendencies’ and often praises the President and his Deputy at any opportune time. Answers to accusations While answering such accusation levelled against him by Embakasi West MP Simba Arati, Duale said he did not care and that the legislator was free to sing his praise for Raila. “Given the importance of the National Assembly, I have constant dialogue with Uhuru and Ruto. They have always told me to keep up my good work and that is what matters to me. When the agenda is realised,” he says. The father of five who recently finished his Executive MBA at the Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology says getting the House to approve Government projects requires a lot of lobbying. “It always poses a real challenge to me because the Government depends on me in the National Assembly to deliver.” Former ODM member He adds, “My being in ODM before has also helped me win over some members of the CORD Alliance to sometimes vote with the Government side. So far so good. We are still on the road to ensure Kenyans’ confidence in the Jubilee-led Government is maintained,” he asserts. The former Director Kenya Broadcasting Corporation (KBC) between 1999 and 2003 exudes confidence that he is equal to task and looks forward for better things. “I am happy with our achievements especially in the National Assembly. I am yet to lose motion on the floor of the House,” he says. One apparent thing is that Duale is slowly curving out a brand for himself in Kenyan politics through his position as the Majority Leader. As to whether that brand will endear him to the MPs and help him scale political heights is for time to tell. http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/?articleID=2000088936&story_title=duale-i-don-t-mince-my-words-i-must-be-tough-to-control-the-house

I called you a gaal? Was it your or your other script?

^I see how you side-stepped my insinuation abti I listened to an Iley speech the other day. The guy just rambles on and on about useless rubbish all day long. Fadaraalka this...fadaraalka that, and frightened folks clapping every few mins like in a North Korean dictatorship. I'm also sure a fair number of people were asleep You know, i've always wondered, if Somalia and kenya were playing, who would I supporting (providing there's faaraxs on the kenyan side).