I would say first establish the library and see how well you handle it. Then imagine that pressure times a billion and that's what Siilaanyo and other leaders have to deal with.

ilxayr = fat found inside the temples (I think a fatty lipoma but not sure).

OdaySomali;972680 wrote: Calaakuud! Calakud = klipspringer

bogdoox = shortcut

How would you guys translate 'live tile'? I'm thinking loox nool. The English used tile so why don't we use loox because that is what we use to write the quraan on back in the day. It somehow fits with our culture.

Jaribu Primary School has benefited from a USAID funded program which saw the realization of laptop per child project. According to the headmaster Mohamed Gedi, the project is currently benefiting 300 students and has triggered a spike in performance since it started. Gedi said it eliminated the monotony of blackboards and changes the perception of pupils towards mathematics and science, subjects that performed poorly. The laptop is the latest version of Lenovo’s ThinkPad which is developed to meet students’ educational need and features the latest generation Intel Celeron 857 processor with a 4GB memory. Lenovo's ThinkPad The laptop is loaded with the latest Microsoft office suite, Adobe products and digital learning content in a software called Tafakari. The machines are however left in the school’s custody in the computer lab when the pupils are done with their learning. Gedi pointed out that the project is all about sustainability and urged the government to be keen when starting it out. The Jubilee government cancelled their tender on 17 October following a budget deficit when the lowest bidder quoted Ksh. 32B against an anticipated budget of Ksh. 2B. Education Cabinet Secretary Jacob Kaimenyi said the government will work hard to ensure the gadgets are delivered to schools during the first quarter of 2014. By May Jesaro http://www.citizennews.co.ke/news/2012/local/item/14580

Safferz;983047 wrote: This bungalow in Toronto sold for close to $1.2 million: Nacala ku taal. Who the hell would pay that much for something so rubbish? Inflated prices SMH.

Alpha Blondy;983024 wrote: i don't understand people who take mortgages out. it's foolish. just pay it in cash. Usheeg abti. Illeen SOL is full of broke nomads

Tallaabo;983036 wrote: It may be vile to you but not to those watching him and many others who see it just as a harmless entertainment. Actually some view sports such as football, the game you love as hard-core pornography:p I play football on a regular basis (just yesterday) and I notice nothing wrong with it. Maybe we lack the same "viewpoint" for lack of a better term. I see one thing and you see another thing

Nin-Yaaban;983008 wrote: So you are into watching little 12yr old boy's doing NIIKO. Got it. Niyow nacalad baa kugu taal ma istidhi? Waaxay waxan aad ka hadlaysid?

Nin-Yaaban;983004 wrote: Haatu, aren't you from Gaarisa? How do you like to be called 'cag.dheer'? Mida labaad, what are you doing watching 12yr old boy doing NIIKO? That itself is very disturbing......ina'adeer, dadka ha caayin , nin weyn baad tahaye....wax yaalaha qaarkoodna ha fiirsan. Agah look who's talking Call me cagadheer all you want, it doesn't bother me mate. I came across this vid on the Somalimeme page on FB.

Wasakh wadaad

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Not quite a meme but still funny

Post by Somali Memes. What do you think? I think it's vile.

Her Jawaab: Alla ninbaa jiroo aha, Alla bidaar lehe aha, Calooshana weyn, mijara yar yaroo, midabkiisuna madow yahay, bidaar weyn lama diidi karo waa deeq ilaah, cajiib

Cayil lama naco, lama diidi karo, waa deeq Ilaah Safferz no need to kill yourself with all the running dee

Although rare but some Somalis are jareer you know :mad:

NY wouldn't be happy if it was him it happened to so he shouldn't do it to others. Yes people make mistakes and have been prosecuted, but we don't have to parade it around.

Wadani;982918 wrote: That's why they'll have lots of business...because waa dad la yaso. What do u think men do with loose women who are not fit for marriage? Are you out of your mind? Get it on with a Kikuyu-ka-cabso?

Cadale;982917 wrote: walaahi they do i cant, i dont have sufficient privileges yet. :mad: Shiidh I bet Mad_Mullah is one of them ama our late Oba

:D https://twitter.com/SomaliMemes/status/374029955149340672/photo/1 fouuuuuuuuuur ‏@fxckfour 17 oct @somalimemes ffs you need a plane to get to his hairline from his forehead : #dead

Good luck to them entering Somalia. Prostitute or not waa laga faanaa

Cadale;982913 wrote: the somalimemes editors actually reads SOL and snet mate. No way lol PS: Turn your PMs on man