No other than Somalia

Being young doesn't make me inexperienced sxb. Besides, what's with the patronising tone? Care to explain oh grey, wise one?

The O face doesn't lead anywhere boys, trust me

Interesting. Have you watched the BBC documentary on it. The guy who discovered it breaks down in tears at the beginning. Bloody hilarious And thanks about the C3 advice.

What was that French guys last theorem called Garnaqsi? The one that was lost and rediscovered around a decade ago?

Apophis;901785 wrote: yeah bro, there's lots of lanky Somalis about. My neck hurts everytime I chat with em. Where's Aaliyah? She wanted a tall dude to marry? I think we've found one for her, and her cousin at that too! Oba, that discussion is closed sxb. We've already come to an understanding. Cawl dambe yaan lagaa maqlin hadaad irrir samaale tahey

And so is Sh/Sare. All rubbish. You're from Galguduud. End of discussion sxb. Apo, if that's Somalia, then the guy is damn tall

How I hate maths. I have a C3 exam in January and I'm dreading it. Bloody trigonometry.

So you're telling me I've got no style in my chinos and snapback? Somalia ha ku maqlo, that's his swag Well, I guess the quest continues. I will track you down, I will find, I will expose you, then I will describe you on SOL

Oba's lying. There's no region in Somalia called Cawl. It's probably a clan fiefdom like the rest. Apo, I was about to do just that then I thought it might look weird But you were with your lil sis taking her home from school I think. You were also wearing a snapback. Shall i keep going?

AfricaOwn is hy so alpha must be...

I don't know why but I rarely go past Ashford. I sometimes forget Staines even exists

Apo is from Garissa. And yes Alpa, our women are tall, light and beautiful Wax waalan. On a side note, I've heard the girls from Burco are malaa'ig. What say you on this Alpha? Apo, I'm at least 8yrs younger than you so I doubt you know me. Besides, I don't hang around with Somalis much, but I have seen you though

You short *******os I did too and you know it wax yahow madow. Adding gaabni and madownimo is a crime for Cagadheer you know

Apo, soz for the late reply. And how did you know? It's like you study my movements Chimera yh I saw it Xaaji. It was OK. Somalia, I don't usually cry when watching films but this one brought me close to it. I was on the verge of becoming the female out of the two Perks of Being a Wallflower is easily the best movie I've seen this year; and that's saying a lot (I've seen Avengers, TED, The Hobbit and countless other rubbish). I saw it back in the Summer being advertised on the platform in Angel Tube station in Islington. Since that moment I thought it might be good but boy did it impress me. I would strongly recommend this film.

If Alpha thinks 5'11 is tall then he must really be a midget. Apo, 5'11? I swear you were close to my 6'2 when I saw you on the bus

Sxb that was a dark era in all our histories, but laughing at the past is a form of therapy. If you keep harboring cuqdad you'll go crazy.

^Please do.

Why do our secessionist brothers feel paranoid? It's not like we're gonna have a replay of the 80s Let IGAD cry all they want, we will rebuild our army whether they like it or not. This reminds me of Germany after WW1.

lol @Maendeleo Am I supposed to take that as a hint for something?

War macalin Rooble is a cool guy now. He even invited me for lunch when I went back to Gsa. Besides, I'm not condoning anything so it's all good

Well checkout the homophobe would you War caadi iska dhig, Che can handle jokes on this level

^ He's evolved into the local specimen

War tolka qaaraankiisii oo dhan waxaa dhameeye the cousins in Somali galbeed, we've been bled dry But then again, I don't want to publicise my town too much, when they see its beauty there'll flock to it like there's no tomorrow, hence why it's hard to find anything about it on the net. We're a protective bunch

Che, sodomy is sodomy sxb and that's what I was referring to.