Lol @ Hibo. Are you calling us idiots just because we like it raw? C'mon, I think a sister should just keep her legs together till she marries a brother. If she doesn't, well... she won't have me...

Abdul Hamid is the Islamic name taken by a US citizen from Marin County, California who was captured by the Northern Alliance yesterday. At home he goes by the name of John Walker. While it has been reported that John, age 20, has been fighting on the side of the Taliban in Afghanistan, his father who is an attorney with a major utility company in San Francisco, says his son had been brainwashed into converting to Islam at the age of 16. As proof, his father points to the fact that when captured, John stated he supported the attack on the WTC on Sept. 11th and had no regrets for fighting with the Taliban against the US. No doubt all fair minded Muslims will want to see that Abdul Hamid's constitutional rights are protected and he receives fair treatment from the US Government. In my opinion, he wasn't fighting against America, he was there to serve in the Afghanistan army before September 11th. So what?...many Somalis have taken citizenships abroad and are soldiers, teachers, doctors, and engineers in foreign countries. Are they traitors if you are caught as a POW by the Somali government? I don't think the brother was breaking any American law as he was invited by the Taliban government that existed in that country. He is simply a PRISONER OF WAR...and should be treated as such. Please give your opinion and tell us what you think

A pessimist, and optimist, and an engineer were having breakfast together. They all had their glasses half full of whatever they were drinking when they stopped to look at them. The pessimist says, "My glass is half empty." The optimist says, "My glass is half full." The engineer says, "What moron made this glass? It has twice the mass required to hold the fluid!"

There was a farmer who grew watermellons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermellon patch at night and eat his watermellons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read: "Warning! One of the watermellons in this field has been injected with cyanide." The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermellons are missing, but the sign next to his read: "Now there are two!!!"

Attending a convention, 3 psychiatrists take a walk. "People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears," one says, "but we have no one to go to with our problems. Since we're all professionals, why don't we hear each other out right-now?" They agree that this is a good idea. The first psychiartrist confesses, "I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I overbill patients as often as I can." The second admits, "I have a drug problem that's out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me." The third psychiatrist says, "I know it's wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can't keep a secret."

The following exam was administered to gangsters as their version of the SAT, this version is known as the official GAT (Gangsta Aptitude Tess)... 1) You just robbed som jack mo fo with $20 in his wallet. You can buy: A. A dime and two 40's B. A new pair of Fila's C. Dashikki down the block D. Yo mama 2) It's tha end of da monf again and da man is on your jack for da rent. You: A. Bust a cap in his ass B. Say, "**** man, why you all up in ma bidness?" C. Have anuther kid on welfare D. Yo mama 3) You and ya holmes are banging down da block when yall scam da uther mo fo's commin your way. If ya both jaking your hydros, and both yall draw yur gats, which of da following happens: A. **** goes down in da hood B. Ya check yur colours and let the cop-killers fly C. **** man, I do'no maff D. Yo mama 4) You drink haff a 40. How much is left: A. Haff B. Da uther haff C. Zum mo D. Bout enuff to jak yo mama 5) You, beein da **** you are, dress yo self in da morn in which of deese: A. Yo Tek 9 with da Raiders hat B. Da AK47 with yo Fila's 6) Tiz yo 21st birfday. You: A. Hook up with Dashikki down the block and treat her to MceeDees B. Treat yo self to crack, ice cream, and 40's C. Gaffle da man D. I do'no maff JOG-MAFEE 7) Wher iz da mutherland at: A. Afrika B. Mehico C. Compton D. Souff Centra E. Yo mama What am da capita of California? A. Da Hood B. Compton C. Compton D. Compton ANALAMA-G'S 9) Tek 9 : Gatt : A. Yo mama : Dashikki B. Fila's : Nike C. Tu pac : Barry White D. St. Ive's : Colt 45 10) Malt Liquor : Da Chronic : A. Da Man : Da Systum B. ReeRun : MC Hammer C. Fat Albert : Shaft D. Yo mama : Dashikki NOW LOOKIE HERE FOO. I GOTS TO AXE YOU AN EXXAY QUEXTIUN: IN 25 WURDS MO O LESS, TELL UZ ME WHO AM DA MAN? So dat we may give uh you yo cowrecked sco, sine yo tag here!

Waar waa ramadaane waa maxay waxaad ka hadlaysaan. Allow yaa kulligood budh madaxa ku kala dilaaciya. Waa kii budhka waynaa oo Jaber, LadyFatima, Hibo, Faiza, Isra, Baarliin, Unixguru iyo Nowaalba leh, RAMADAAN KARIIM. Gaajaa i dishoo afurna mahelee maad wax yar ii soo dirtaan. Waar maxaad ahaydeen ma in budh la idinla dhacaad rabtaan. Dee na soo xusa oo afurka wax nooga soo dira.

This is not true. It is a propaganda by some interest groups. I need more proof. Ilaahey halaga cabsado waa Ramadaane.

Medman, ya mean...cruel nomad huh.

Medman, ya mean...cruel nomad huh.

Medman, ya mean...cruel nomad huh.

Medman, ya mean...cruel nomad huh.

Damn, this is the longest running thread in the whole forum. Ya all safe WELAHI. hAPPY RAMADAN...I WAS AWAY FOR A WHILE...I AM BACK SOON...

Damn, this is the longest running thread in the whole forum. Ya all safe WELAHI. hAPPY RAMADAN...I WAS AWAY FOR A WHILE...I AM BACK SOON...

Damn, this is the longest running thread in the whole forum. Ya all safe WELAHI. hAPPY RAMADAN...I WAS AWAY FOR A WHILE...I AM BACK SOON...

Damn, this is the longest running thread in the whole forum. Ya all safe WELAHI. hAPPY RAMADAN...I WAS AWAY FOR A WHILE...I AM BACK SOON...

Waadh gabdhahan yaa qabqabtoo budh wejiga kala dhaca ha foolxumaadeen sidaydoo kalee. Allow yaa Qawdhan idin tusa aad foolxumadiisa kala cararteene, deedna budh ilkaha idiinka tuura. Sidaad gabdho u tihiin ayaad sidayda gaboobi doontaan. Waa adeerkiin Qawdhan oo idin leh RAMADAAN KARIIM. Cuntadadan ha iska badin waad ku cayilaysaane...

El nin...cool jokes.

He probably memorized all the UNIX commands. UNIX is an operating system much different from Windows.

He probably memorized all the UNIX commands. UNIX is an operating system much different from Windows.

Eyo, a wuz on vacation...be back soon with mad poetry...

Eyo, a wuz on vacation...be back soon with mad poetry...

Eyo, a wuz on vacation...be back soon with mad poetry...

Eyo, a wuz on vacation...be back soon with mad poetry...

Naa hibooy, hadalka intaad iska deyso orodoo buuhoodle ku noqoo geeljire iska soo kaxayso madaxa budh kaala dhaca. Ilaahey ha abaal mariyo kii ku xumeeyey. Walee nacas buu ahaa, sababtoo ah, anigu kuma sii daayeen oo har iyo habeen waan iska kaa daawan lahaa. Allow yaa ninkaa madaxa budh kala dhaca