^- I don't think I've heard this one but I am liking it, A&T's lady friend has good taste in music. *Shakes her shoulders-Xaabashi style*

^- LOL- For once I shall not rise to the bait and try to be mature..*Comes forth as requested-slaps-para gon and then runs off* Sheherazade- So when can we expect this new section? ..I'm all a'gog with ideas LOL LOL@Fufu- the couscous part got you didn't it?Either way its true what they say-a mans heart is through his stomach. Gheele- Why thank you kind sir *Tips her hat to him in return* NGONGE- LOL Worry not for the lives of your friends I have no designs upon their clothing. ..ho, ho, ho-such wit (Yes that was cheesy-get over it-) As for the discussion about "other sex"...*tuts her head in shame* notice fellers that its only you-who are deluding yourselfs into thinking that any respectble Somali woman would allow anything other the straightforward-ligh ts out-eyes closed-clothes on-wham-bam- babies galore bang. I laugh but I'm actually serious! LOL-hate to destroy my sex siren status but the truth sometimes needs be said. You can hate me for it later.

Sick perhaps but not idle or petty enough to keep howling for a lost cause my dear now why don’t you go cry over some songs or something? Or would you like to take a sit in this “filthy, filthy” place and regale us with your own personalized tales of 1001 Arabian nights? I can picture it now, colourful, plush cushions scattered across a mystical Yemeni tent, couscous flying in the air with the joy of 1000 suns-and your handsome ex-Yemeni husband to be draped across the floor –hummus generously spread over his chest while he beckons you (his princess) to him. Please you fill the rest in and do continue with the story I’m all ears seen as though you seem reluctant to leave this place, why not join in?

LOL@Fabregas *Siren starts speaking in tongues and foaming at the mouth until at last her body quakes with the effort of having a jin excised from her* There- All purified. Dabshid- I believe Adam already mentioned or alluded to SnM-or was it bondage? I agree with you I would be horrified by such things. I'm not fond of pain and I certainly wouldn't be pleased to be on the recieving end. Does that make me a sadist? HUH-I'd better stop now....*blanks out into an eeiry silence* Ashkiro- LOL Awww- *Starts blushing from head to toe* Why thank you my dear! *Curtsies* I'm more than glad that there are a few who get my twisted humour-I would have thought that my sly winks, grins and unabashely ridiculous statements of actually strangling my husband and dressing up teddys in lace would have in itself been a mark that I obviously wasn't serious. LOL-But thank you friend my aim is to please Adam- G@y? are you sure? You know I don't believe there is any substantial evidence for that homo-claim of yours. Sure he buggered his wife- *abominable I know* but we know this to be true with evidence from correspondence. But him sleeping with men? Those are rumours. I know what your thinking how the hell would you know that and why? Well I read a book about Lord Bryon and his wife Annabelle Millbankes (A gifted mathematician’s) twisted marriage. Ps did you know that Annabelle’s daughter then later went on to inherit her mothers gift for numbers and herself become one of the leading mathematical geniuses of her time? I know-just a little fascinating bit of history for you. In conclusion I really think there was enough evidence for his homosexuality-mere gossip-if there was surely his wife would have been aware of it and thus discussed it in her letters? She mentioned everything else about the twisted fellow. Not that I would care mind you either way-he’s a filthy sister shagging clubfooted-poeticall y thieving so and so.

^- Set in Burco eh? No wonder...lol I kid! Ibti- Are you daring to suggest that those two hapless police men didn't charm you in any shape or form? Plus you really shouldn't expect too much CSI'ing from Somali police officials because when it comes to the incompetence factor they're probably just a little behind mumbai (Aka Hindis).

LOL! I love "simple" Adan and Khadiir's little dialogue and the part about watching columbo to solve a case was hilarious. Do continue Its like having our own soap-show. Ps I personallu especially liked the initial segment of the story- the part about the Gecco and introducing the police officers. Now I must be off for the day.

LMAO@Arabs are the devil- In some dark twisted Somali part of me, I'd most likely agree with you. But I shall try to be reasonable and repress those evil whisperings as should you my friend *Skips off*

^- Those are nothing but petty malicious rumours which don't have a leg to stand on (No pun-intended) Ps Lord Byron also had sexual relations with his half sister- so what are you getting at and why are you being so judgmental Adam? Let Paragon be who he wishes. Surely you can let the boy dream a little?

You know? for a person who on first impressions seems to be fond of peace you sure are inciting alot of hatred. ( Refering to your Nicname more specifically) Is it supposed to be one of those humorous ironic names? If so? Stop on

LOL-An amusing bunch of young ladies. I wonder if I sound the same? Braap Braap! London town! *Crooks her finger* LOL- <-The fact that I found that humorous shows how old I am. For shame *Slinks away into a shadowed corner*

^- Well then Lord Byron-Are you mocking me man? Or are you trying to seduce me with your clubbed foot?

^- LOL Sell out, glad you can keep a smile on your face though. Paragon- are you sure you want your crystal clear reputation to be soiled by such a question? *Lifts a brow* Ps I don't actually have one, well one I'm consciously aware of anyway and if I did? I'd be the first to burn myself at the stake. I'm pretty victorian about such things in reality. Ps about this whole nugaal episode? I still haven't a clue as to what is going on as I skim read most things so I apologise for confusion or misdirection of my sass. If I misdirected. Now I shall rest ....for now. LOL

In conclusion there really isn't any need for this somewhat hostile tone sister, we shall have to agree to disagree and I shall have to learn to whom I joke with.

Ibti-the reason why I mentioned you at all was because I thought you'd see nothing in it-usually you have a good sense of humour- and in truth I really didn't think it was that much of a big deal I wasN'T being in sinister or in the least bit attention seeking when I mentioned you-it was simply out of girlish humour nothing else. But I see now that you obviously have a different sense of humour altogether and have taken it quite...er? Well not taken it well. Thus I shall refrain from involving you in any future topics I create. As for the misunderstanding?- I thought Nuug was short for NGONE? Obviously that was my mistake then, so ignore my response for the timing being. Now I really must return to work I shall respond to anymore fan mail-later on. (And that was meant generally) As for the repl

No, fu-fu my shirt smelling fellow- A&T

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: Gaac- Nuug, unlike you The sister takes what I say lightly and on bored. In any case, I spoke to her nicely, why are you jumping down my throat, if you want to defend her, speak to all these "OH you are disgusting and I'm feeling sick after they’ve read 3pages" crew. Bloody show off, trying to get on her good side at my expense. Waar get lost! lol -oh my...I didn't see this last comment, dearest Ibti-it seems that I have enraged you and why? I truly haven't go the foggiest idea. Just to conclude to avoid any later disputse. I am not holy- I shall never be and in truth? Its not fun now stop getting your nickers in a twist missy. Ps Leave NGONGE-Alone simply because he can see the obvious humour and irony in it all is by no means a reason to lash out at him. Please do save your lynching squad for me. LMAO-Wallahi I am joking-why are you getting so insense? Is it because I'm not holy enough? LOL Now I must run off or I'll get in real trouble!

^- What lies are you spreading to make yourself seem important? (Directed at A&t) Ibti -YES! SEE! Dudes who go honry over cars-I missed that one-anyway so you are aware of the strange going on in the world and are not blind to its peculairities? So why the big hoo-ha? Further more I thought this SOL was a place for Somalis and not especially an Islamic only site. As for slapping people? Is that not an un-islamic? Also come on, stop being melodramtic- If a friend of yours lifted up her morning metro which had a story about a famous person who strangled themselves to death in a sordid sex-act and started talking and laughing about it, I very much doubt you'd be pushed to us passion. As for the islamic lectures? While then I dare say you go back to a few more and then come back to me. Oral? To me thats akin to vampirism and surely would disgust me more than a man with ants in his pants-because well..its ants in his pants! LOL. Still if you are offended my dear sister then you need only turn your eyes away in haste-

Malika- LOL Thank you-thats why if you note I always post any "hey ladies" questions in the ladies section. Very rarely would I ask a mans opinion on anything. Which reminds me Marx- Well then I suggest you move along lest I irrate you conservatively comprised constitution. Lol-Che-I appreciate your concern but you need not worry- Necrophilia would be a difficult one-morally speaking-should one not at least have respect for the dead? Not unless it was the deceased wish in which case we could sort something out. LOL I KID I KID! NGONE-LOL-thank you old man-and at last-someone who understands. I see the tongue in cheek-ironic aspects were taking far too seriously and literally. Much's the pity.

-Ibti my dear do you live in a bubble and are you kidding me? *Lifts a brow* You hear far more disgusting a filthy-descriptions of sex at islamic "marraige" lectures so in truth I fail to see what all the fuss is about. Have you never watched a documentary about zoo-philes on Channel 4 or seen an advert about men who "love" their plastic doll-typed women on channel five? Me listing a few unsual and funny fetishes hardly makes a difference.

Che- Necrophilia? I don't think that's legal or a fetish- I at least don't think it is. Also...step back from what? It seems that you've lost me on that one.

^- Am I a dominatrix? Hmm, I haven't asked myself that one, not that it would any concern to you. Ibti- But whats wrong with being bad sometimes? Hasn't done me any harm.

Erhem two *Then strolls off*

LOL *pours Ashkiro some more tea and adds a two Somali biscuits to her plate* I meant a little rich in the sense that all this hoo-ha about free mixing of the opposite sex is just too much, over sexualisation of innocent even normal communication between men and women is personally an over the top form of sensationalism. Thus I have nothing particularly risqué or interesting to share. The tainting people’s innocent thoughts thing was in relation to questioning people’s ideas and what they constitute to being Islamic etiquette. Malika- still it was good read. I'll be back when I'm free-better get back to work now. No rest for the wicked and all that

^- Er-Excuse me but...when did I say I prefered G-weyne (G refering to *** I presume) to Gadweyne? Plus I see the thread has caused you some excitement. Why not grab yourself a pair of dirty nickers, pull up a gambad and make yourself at home? You seem to have enjoyed your stay this far. Ps for your information- G-weynes would scare the life out of me-I prefer them to be of normal or perhaps lacking slightly in stature a little. As for bearded fellows? Tell me a woman who does like them? *Finally looks about and then above replies* I see I have caused a tiny bit of a stir? *Tries to contain a tiny bite of the giggles* To the darling Yemeni affair woman-I’m so glad you could join us and if you do feel that things are getting a bit too perverse for your liking then feel free to indulge the urge to swim up the red sea in search for another desert prince. Far be it from me to hog all your attention and deprive those Arab men of your charm. Ibti- Glad you could join us and have a sense of humour about things- I was expecting a little strangulation from my little belly poke of you in the thread. Now moving onwards- let me get this right-you wouldn't mind we discuss people who hang around hamsteadheath-george micheal style but bring up ants in your pants men and its un-somali? LOL...Anyhow I chose those five fetishes because to me they were the most unusual and funny- the others are well, boring, I'd rather not discuss fetish for leather, whips etc. But a man who likes to have ants crawl all over him? Now thats a first and I thought I'd share my new finding. Plus I didn't ask anyone to express their specific fetishes-that would be much even for me (believe it or not-I'd rather not know of the sexual adventures of the SOL elite). I merely asked whether people (women to be precise) would be accepting of their husbands very peculiar sexual obsessions-and its the fact that we are Somali- that I would have expected people to be against the whole idea of Fetishes in the first place, not highlighting for the privacy of "consenting" adults. Is there something you wish to divulge my friend? LOL Geel-Jire-LOL Thank you firstly for being very respectful and even cordial with your advise-however and no disrespect to you but I truly have no intention of caring about how scandalous and billa-xishood my behaviour is. This is after all the internet and I don't especially care about behaving when cooking up people's blood is so much more satisfying-though in truth its rarely my intention to annoy anyone I pretty much say and do as I like-so long as I'm not insulting or personally attacking people. As for the "get married advice"..*considers it for a moment before replying*..haye dee, who have you got in mind? *draws her chair closer in eagerness* LOL I kid...as shocking as this will be to you, me talking about men who liked being strangled during sex or fiddling with teddy-bears is hardly a form of release for my presumed sexual fustrations. What do I get out of behaving out-rageously? Believe it or not a thorough good laugh. I'm not hiding behind anything- I actually am that one demensional LOL@Ducayane-Its true you hear of such enlightening questions in the mosque. Chocolate honey- LOL-ironically enough, the reason why I brought up this topic is because two or so nights ago a group of us ladies went out to a restaurant for an evening of entertainment and this very topic came up. Your eye brows would have shot up with some of the things some ladies would accept from their husbands. Speaking of those spicy Islamic lectures with the Q&A’s sessions afterward- Wallahi they crack me up. I once heard a woman ask an imaam- "If a man doesn’t love me, does that mean Allah doesn’t love me?" Those precise words were used and I literally howled with laughter in the theater only to check myself at the last moment- I nearly pissed myself I tell you. Lucky that woman remained nameless as the questions were anonymous. But seriously? Does Allah love me indeed- wali that still brings tears of laughter to my eyes. Also chocolate honey the reason why many muslim seek the help of imams in relation to their sex is because quite often they’re probably terrified of having the angels “curse” them if they refuse their men. Thats right you heard me correctly "CURSE" them of all the things one gets punished off, not wrestling with your husband is one. Legend of Zu- So innocent and pure of mind you all are that I have managed to shock you in the process, though in truth I hardly thought such a thing would be surprising its not as if you’ve never heard or seen worse. Mine was actually educational-I even gave the proper latin terminology for all the fetishes listed, surely that counts for something? Faheema- Why thank you my dear! I aim to please (covers her head with her hands to avoid getting a dacas to the face) Valenteenah- *The Siren tuts her head in disappointment* and I thought you had guts. Adam- Is SnM a fetish? *scratches her head in thought* Che LOL-Excuse me but… to be quite honest with you that story about Kill Bill’s old Bill suffocating himself during a perverse sex act hardly evokes tears of compassion to my eyes, and as evil as this sounds? I actually at the time and still do find the whole thing quite humorous in a dark and bitter way, what else did he expect to gain from engaging in strangulation/asphyx iation? Multiple orgasms? LOL Tis a sad world we live in when one has to go above and beyond the bounds of simple old’fashioned reproduction and in that I agree with Malika. Fufu- Is that what you’d like your lady friend to do? To sniff and howl with delight at your shirts? To rub your sweat covered socks on her face and reminiscence of good times past? You sure were talking about Somali women here? and not sentimental cadaan ladies? As for the question of marrying your uncles wife? LOL-laugh all you want but…actually I change my mind. Best I keep quiet.

LOL-A Very entertaining read. I actually enjoyed it greatly-very humourous but do I personlly think its a little rich? Yes. But thats a personal preference and for several reasons I'll probably not taint your innocent thoughts with by divulging in. Still its always nice to read something different.