I don't care how many IQ points any future kids are suggested to notch up at the expense of my hurling my guts out every two seconds but no thank you! I sincerely hope that I don't become afflicted with such a thing, I doubt I have any major control over it but I should like to think that had I had a choice in the matter I would be more than happy give away a few IQ points in order to keep my food down. Those darn parasites would already be sucking the life and nutrients out of me what more could they want? My blood? I don’t bloody think so! Ps For those of you who are shocked? Tis true foetus is a type of parasitic organism

Marx- I say many things I don't recall but yes I do like nice guys, who doesn’t? This isn't the issue what I have problem with is this self-indulgent "nobody loves good boys" philosophy that self-proclaimed goodie-two-shoes seem to conjure when their wife ensnaring tactics fail to get them noticed. The funny thing here is that dudes who ask such questions do in general seem to be far too preoccupied with women who aren’t particularly good for them. Ie the type of women who would go for bad boys in the first place, do you really think such a woman would be your type? The answer your looking for here is no, so why moan unnecessarily then? If however, you’re frustrated with your lack of female attention then why don’t you stop behaving like a wall flower and go actively search for a good girl instead of being in here trying to get us all to join in your "bad boy” bashing campaign when its obvious you’re more than a little jealous and if you weren’t? Would a such a superfluous topic render this much effort from you? I think not... In conclusion “bad boys for life” *Crooks her fingers* LOL I kid of course, but come on! Stop the whinging mate.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ You are dealing with fish here. It's probably not even an 'old' name but, becuase it sounds strange, she thinks it's old. *Sighs* It seems that you enjoy and get some sort of a thrill out of undermining everything I say, must you be so difficult and I must say this is very unbecoming behaviour for a gentlemen of your calibre now come on stop these little school boy "me so horny" tactics and just be a man about your growing infatuation with me. Its entirely naturally as I have that affect on people Valenteeh- Indeed those names are very cute and tradtional, mine is more common and old school in the Somali traditional sense. Its simple, nothing special I assure you. Ps Antarctica would be a lovely name for you. Me? I would go for Echidna (Not the animal) This give me and idea for another thread.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ That's just suicidal, that is. No its called a proposition. Question is are you man enough to take it? (Slips on her leather glove and slaps him across the face with it in blatant show of challenge)

Originally posted by Adam-Zayla: She is my age(20s), Nayaa!!( i just love the safety of Internet ) Indeed, don't you just love the freedom for expression? (Grabs him by the collar and knees him in the crotch) Anyhooo..I should go home now I've skived off work for long enough. Cara- how nice to see you again LOL-Don't ask why I'm laughing I just feel giddy all of a sudden Paragon- like wise

I agree, it was utter rubbish...having said that I kinda like it and it had pockets of genius within it- (Aka Saber Tooth-he was the best thing in it-him and Gambit with his sexy southern drawl-though in truth I would have prefered the fruity french version. Anyway the directing I believe was most to blame. Very silly even though it was directed by the guy that did tsoti this was rubbish I would recommend you ladies watch Australia if you really want to drool and wolf-whistle over Hugh jackman. God is that man sexy or what? I nearly blacked out in lust when I saw a half naked Jackman splashing water all over his mighty fine and rippled torso- huba huba save momma some of that! (wipes the drool from her mouth)

Theres nothing g@y about apples but of course saying "I love you" to a woman is gay especially when its your own mother let alone some flighty headed girl of 13. Truly I'm starting to believe men know nothing of love. I mean what kind of woman actually wants to hear such a thing? LOL Actually you've given me an idea for a topic. Watch this space.

Mines an old School Somali name no Hanni or ismahaan or frufru witch doctor slap a bit of malab on it or sounds like your having a orgasm name for me. Its simple and its old-school and its me. In truth it represents me quite perfectly. And no I'm not called Xalimo for any of silly people out there.

Whatever appeases your ego my friend, still the offer to sit on my lap still remains, if it will make you feel any better that is

^- (Slaps him for the Nayaah)..lol I wont even bother dignify such a g@y response with an actual reply.,..but I shall manage on any how hehe Truly...for the first time ever my mortal kombat brethren I have no idea of what you speak because I don't watch 90210. LOL-Far too g@y for the likes of me I'm afraid- and you too I would have thought. (GRINS)

Believe me when I say I lack the necessary capabilities to indulge in any tame feminine protesting, had I wished to sit on your lap I would have, but in truth such a thought never entired my head, now I hope that I haven’t dented your ego my friend but come, come the truth must be told now must’en it? No matter how unpopular. (bats her lashs) Ps there are better ways to ask a gal to jump yours bones then sitting on your lap. Dear boy you have much to learn....(tuts) lol

LOL@Chocolate-honey Thank you darling muah! *Gives her a hearty kiss on the cheek* As for setting this place on fire? LOOOOOOOOOOL-Please don't tempt me...we all know there'll be trouble to pay otherwise.

Interesting indeed and though it graves me very much to disappoint your little self-indulgent fantasy but sitting on your lap hadn't actually crossed my mind. I know such a revelation will no doubt come as a complete and utter surprise to you but please don’t slash any wrists in an emotional outburst will you? My frazzled nerves can only take so much. Next time please don’t assume things, because it really would be quite further from the truth, I’m not in the least bit affectionate- not in the physical kind of course. I’m what you call emotionally stunted and have intimacy issues so there’ll be no lap sitting for me. Not unless….you wish to sit on my lap course? (Perks up considerably at the very prospect)

And why pray tell might I wish to do that? (lifts a brow)

^- Ah, (sighs wistfully) only man would see it in his wisdom to whole heartedly answer a rhetorical question. (Patronisingly pats NGO-on the head) Perhaps your tired little one? Please take a rest (offers him her seat)

^--Only a man would notice such irrelevant nonsense (a decade later) and then have the gall to point it out as if its of any true significance- save making himself look like a prick of course. Men don't you just love them?

This whole thread stinks of self pity- Oh boo-hoo nobody loves me because I'm such a good boy-my mother loves me, my dad loves me- even my cat loves me...so why am I lonely? (Stops her wails) Well for one you could stop asking silly pre-pubescent beverly hills 90210 inspired questions. I mean truly how many times must such angst ridden teenaged nonsense be asked by 20-something year old half balding Somali boys? Tisk tisk, for shame....(skips off)

LOOL HOLD UP HOLD UP! What the hell is going on here? rudy-Diiriye - Er...I dont know what sort of sexual fantasies you've conjured involing me but I don't ever recall having a cyber orgasm. Its called being excited about a couple of hot-totty men dancing (disturbingly albeit rhymically enticing-for better or worse)..as for dating? I doubt the very existence of a man who can handle me let alone one who I'd deign to "date". God how embarassing...I'd rather oggle and make obsence and lewd gestures to hot looking passers bye. Sir-Qalbi-Adeyg - Precisely! Which is why I knew such westernized booty shaking would be right up your alley. Scorpian Sister- OMG! LOL-Long bloody time no see, woman where have you been and why have you not been returning my calls of affection? WHY? WHY? WHY? Ps, I read the Affair- kind cute and hot. Very likeable if not predictable characters. Seriously where the hell did you get to the last time I recall speaking with you it was about books, bra burning and mud wrestling men. I may have imagined the latter. Sheherazade- LOL Hey like I always say its entirely natural and masculine for a man to dip and wiggle his hips. I mean by societies standards aren't they the ones who are engineered by mother nature to thrust their hips during coitus? See? Entirely natural and masculine. Ps The one on the left might be disgustingly g@y but leave the other butch boys alone. ...(giggles) Pucca- LOL my kinda girl People I do apologise for the delay in replying but hell what can I do? Sometimes life...gets in the way. (Sighs) Love you lots The Siren

LOL YAY! I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who makes an effort to at least remember to watch the apprentice Hey! If I was sir Alan I'd have all the interesting but controversial characters still in. Ben for example I absolutely love to hate-he's just so bloody vexing and arrogant that I find that I actually like him for the entertainment. James I'm won over by as my heart belongs to the man (In a purely professional sense of course) but my mind belongs to Yasmin. I really do think so far she has shown the most promise and growth. Kate is growing on me...well respect wise that is but I'm not yet fully convinced. Mona? I agree is quite gorgeous but is obviously not as eloquently spoken as others that's why her pitch was completely cringe worthy. But she has a spirit and I want to see her up against the worst *******s. Philip for example was good last week this week? He was a d*ck head. BTW-What who is your all time favourite Apprentice Candidate to date? Oh and Nuurul? I just can't wait for Sir Alan to rip him a new A-whole. You can just about feel Sir Alan's rage at having the man keep getting away LOL. Truly he has got be THE most useless apprentice candidate there ever was. I only hope rustle's up some kind of life.

^- What are you trying to suggest? (Feigns innocence) Spell it out for me I'm a little slow...

The Dragon's Den is not what it use to be. The Dragons have become far too commercialized and ridiculously gimmicky for my liking. Though like true business men and women they're mooching the show to increase their profile. Then again Alan sugar is doing just the same but he does it with gritty, eastend, cockney yahuudified class.

Loraine- LOL The woman makes me laugh, plus I like an under dog and this puppy has been trodden on quite a bit. Objectively speaking I think she’s pretty clever if not awkward and unable to express herself clearly without seeming to be a moaner. Get a back bone and be obnoxious or just hush up-nobody likes a whining sissy. Yasmina- I love this chick-straight up, she knows how to manage people and her greedy obsession for profits and success is quite infectious. You have to handle it to her she is probably one of the most competent people here, she can sell, has a great personality-funny and as well as can be cut-throat and ruthless. She own up to her mistakes and is in my opinion so far the best person for the job. Go Yasmin! Kate- Truly I think I underestimated this blond bombshell (sorry to be a cliche) the way she handled that last task was quite clever and she's smart enough to have all the men wrapped around her little finger. The best offense is to be perceived as defenseless. (I know nothing of American football as you can gather but you get my cheesy drift) Does anyone else religiously follow the Apprentice its one of the few things I watch on TV? As I never get to watch the box much. No rest for the Wicked and all that malaarkey

Yep it’s that time again where hapless wannabe apprentices battle it out for that all important 100k job with one of the most influential men in business Sir Alan Sugar. If you have missed any of the episodes that air in the UK then go to this site to catch up on the exciting and very entertaining telly-visual feast. Truly its one of the very few shows I manage to watch on TV this and dragons den (before the show was over-exposed that was). That and Around the world in 80 trades. Here are my personal verdicts of all the remaining contestants. Philip- Highly arrogant geordie git shows promising sparks of a shrew business man but has the potential to fall flat on his face when his uncompromising ego gets in the way. Verdict? Mouthy and utterly infuriating Geordie git- yet I really like the guy-he’s grown on me and he makes me laugh. But for all the wrong reasons, still entertainment is entertainment and I’d love to see more of him. James- Kooky-some would call him a mentally unstable socially inept looney bin- but I LOVE HIM-Verdict-He is definitely one of my favourite characters and I can’t help but take him in like a bullet to the chest, he’s entertaining has a heart of gold, is fair, diplomatic and has a great way with people. There is a find very fine line between genius and madness and I believe James exhibits this quite clearly. I for one celebrate his eccentricities and am secretary rooting for him. Noorul- Verdict? This panda eyed fool is not only boring but also provides evidence that even academically gifted individuals can be incompetent twits. He should stick to what he knows best turning the gas on and off Bunsen burners to impress pre-pubescent spot-faced kids. Debra- Feisty, gobby mouthed, highly arrogant totalitarian dictator. She’d make a wondrous African president. Despite her forceful personality silly and obviously over the top opinionated idiosyncrasies- I like her as well, why? Well she makes for great TV and I like a pit-bull I think she’s determined enough and competitive enough to get far into this competition. Plus her methods maybe annoying but she has something. Howard- Despite being the quiet sneaky sort of fellow-he at least knows when to spot a mistake and he’s great at highlighting them, a pity he’s not a strong enough leader. He’s the type that will let others fall flat on their face and sneakily watch from the sidelines. He’ a clever fly under the radar type, sneaky with zero leadership skills. Ben- (Sighs) Ben, Ben, Ben- he has got to be the most arrogant, snot nosed-up his own ****, irrationally egotistical, megalomaniac the show has ever seen. Now that’s there’s cocky? And then there’s Ben cocky- that right he is in a league of is own and he is frustratingly easy to detest and love all at the same time. His one liner are so shit and silly they’re great! LOL-Wallahi he always manages to make me laugh. He is so viscous and crazed! Bloody entertaining to say the least, the day he gets fired will be a sad day. Because he provides a lot of the entertainment value. Go Ben! the idiotically infuriating twit had better not win but bloody hell is he funny. Mona- She’s black, Africa and a woman-that’s all I need to know-I‘ll be rooting for her to win! (Starts singing)Sister’s are doing it for them selves- She was good in the first week but has since then become quiet all of a sudden- she needs to push herself up on the forefront and up her game. Throw in a few tantrums and I’m won over! Kimberly- Fired this week- the self proclaimed “rough and tough cream puff” from America- proved to all of us cynical and dentally challenged Brits (Those who use Cadey Somali are excluded) that yes...Americans are all show and no action.

*Starts clapping her hands and singing* "All the single ladies, All the single ladies, All singles ladies, All the single ladies" Put your hands up! LOL-Seriously and I mean OMG! *Breathes deeply and nearly has a heart attack* Today people I have found for you the funniest and clip I’ve seen in a very long time, straight male dancers (not sure about the one on the far left) taking the piss out of Beyonces “if you liked it then you should have out a ring on it” number. Here is it so watch it.. Personally I won’t even pretend lying; I don’t know what I found more disturbing the fact that they dance ridiculously well as ladies or that I was slightly aroused (hell a lot) by a couple of the dance moves. Especially the one in the center though in truth the one on the right caught my attention. Very funny and excellent dancers they are, they must be classically trained or something what with the pirouettes and all. All I know is where can I get more clips of these dudes dancing? God I feel so dirty and yet invigorated just watching them, don’t even get me started on those hypnotic hips. Hubba Hubba (wipes the drool from her mouth) LOL- All in all a great you tube video-its totally going to be one my favourites for a long time coming and I get the feeling that its going to be watched again and again and... again Purely for health purposes of courses. ...its a form of exercise right? Well then why not learn from the best? Ladies enjoy! LOL

LOL-Kidnap eh? Don't give me ideas.