Good, I feel very rested. Presentation in 20 mins, so no point starting anything new. Not to worry, next time you can cream them.

What it means JB is, (althought it's beyond me why a seasoned women-expert like yoursrlf need ask) very simplified ' I like what I see, I want some of your stuff'. I hope that gives you a rough idea.

^^It's not over till the fat lady sings.

Yes it does look quiet all right.

North sounds like you had an interesting time to say the least. Now I wonder if I should pay a visit back to the (more dangerous) motherland, I'm guessing dealing with the ppl will be more scary than the guns.

JB that sounds like an X rated movie? lol@Nephthys you forgot to add smooth chocolaty dark

So sleepy can't keep my eyes open… Jimcale she has been banned and is sneaking in illegally in this thread.

No, I wrote it 2 weeks ago, I was threatening to send it with the invites for my sisters wedding which took place this past wkend, thankfully the worst thing that happened was that uninvited people showed up, the rest must have got my telepathic message. You can’t have it all. Feel free to distribute it.

The below is from observation Basic Human Behaviour to observe at Weddings (A foundation course to Good Manners to observe at Weddings) 1) Arrive on time, the time that it actually says on the invite. 7 o'clock cannot possibly be confused with 11 regardless of whichever region you are from. Strolling in at 12 am does not make you look ‘fashionable’, in fact not only do you look illiterate since you are unable to read a simple invitation card which at most has 50 words on it but quiet incapable of understanding the concept of time, it will make you look like a desperate attention seeker strolling in as others are reflecting on the evening and planning their departure. Fashionably late does not apply to weddings nor does it cover a 3 hours gap ordinarily. Don’t assume no one will notice when you sneak in or ‘everyone will be arriving late’. Children get dropped off on time, you arrive to work on time, you keep your appointments, and the concept of time does still very much exist in the realm of weddings. This is one of the biggest disrespect that so many make casually. 2) Bringing a car of uninvited guests, a big no no. Who are you again? Who are they? You have every other day of the year to see your friends and as such they really don't need to hold your hand whilst you attend a wedding. A wedding is NOT an evening out, contrary to what you have been told, it's a private function strictly for family and close friends of the bride and groom. 3) If you have a driver’s license, which I highly doubt, you would have remembered from the theory exam that no honking is allowed in residential areas after 11 unless you are making another vehicle aware of your presence, even then you flash your lights. And you wonder why more and more halls are loosing their licence to host parties after 11! Blasting music at 1 am as you pull out will not make you more popular to the opposite sex, who frankly couldn’t care less of your existence nor your taste in music. 4) Trashing the venue really, more specifically toilets, says a lot about you. Those things referred to as tissues have a designated area to be disposed of, it’s called a bin! It’s usually quiet close next to the sink where you will chuck it and in turn block. Remember, smoking in public enclosed areas is now banned, this means, no cigarettes in toilets, where grown up women well into their late 20s and 30s still smoke in fear of being discovered by the parents or accumulating a ‘bad’ reputation for themselves. Standing on chairs is so unbecoming & ungraceful, no one likes to look at your hemline. 5) You might not like the certain Xalimo across the room that appeared to be giving you a dirty look earlier or the Farax that was looking at ‘your girl’, the clumsy one who pushed you whilst you were dancing, rest assured we are aware this is a party but inviting the police to join is really going beyond our guest list. 6) A license to bi*ch does not come with the invite, criticising the venue, the food, the bride’s clothes or the lack of dance skills on the grooms side is unacceptable, in particular, refrain from doing so within earshot of family members. 7) Standing huddled at the end of a hall, like wall warmer, will not make you more appealing. Get a life, this is not a way to ‘pick up’ Xalimos. Ask yourself, if this is all you are doing, should you really be there? 8) Finally, we are not interested in the type of bra you are wearing or weather they’re real or fake, do cover up! If you can observe the above, Congratulations, your behaviour now corresponds with that of ordinary humans! You are ready to progress to the next stage, Good Manners to observe at Weddings.

Some of these names are really funny, some of them deserve a slap, e.g. qofti nooh, caruurta hoyadood & Taan qabo. I think the garacis part was meant to be in respect to ‘discipline’, don’t they know Xalimos go gym these days :rolleyes: . I’m not sure if its meant to develop into something kinky, if so she must be one peverted old lady.

Having had to attend several weddings since the start of this year, actually the most I have ever been to, what I find most shocking at weddings is the level of disrespect and lack of manners. I have two more to attend this year then I’m done with the whole scene. As for diracs getting out of fashion, they do. My question is though who designs them anyway? My guess is perverts, at the moment the silk ones can’t get any more transparent

Doesn't buufis mean paranoia or stress? Are you saying we're crazy JB?

Enjoying the weather...behind the screen. I feel queit cold I don't understand all the flip flops and the flesh? :confused: I need lots of painkillers and another weekend to recover from the weekend.

^^ LoL , you should be feeling warmer after that rant, at least you’re not at risk of getting frost bites from the office air con, worse than wind I say. And everyday I keep telling myself, well they might turn down today.

^^^ Clearly you haven't perfected your 'look of death' once you run out of smart-a$$ comments to make

Ngonge you dissapoint me, where is the romance of getting a cold together? I’m kidding… even love has limits. Very funny indeed.

^^^Usheeg pls!

Why are you supporting the Saudis? You would think if anyone needs to celebrate it would be the Iraqis.

A much better plan is: 1 tub of Haagen Dazs Strawberry Cheesecake 1 copy of the latest Harry Potter book

My weekend starts later today as well. I agree, sometimes you need another weekend to get over the weekend. p.s.Bes, Get away from your work area, go for a walk, do something else.

Well JB, that no use. Try to remember, who was in it I'm buzzing with excitment...too bad today will be such a long day.

Cara don't worry, FB is enjoying this. Secondly, I only protested against the living off the husband comment, it was so uncalled for, Xalimos bring a lot to a marriage, and I don't really need to list them. Besides, no sane woman would just sit on her behind all day doing nothing, that's a recipe for a nervous breakdown. Perhaps we should list some of the skills a woman does need to pass as a decent human being. lol@guntiinos

FB then your claim is null and void I see this is an attempt to outrage a few of the female SOL population so you can get a slight kick out of it, but you will not succeed. In fact, if you want to use that rhetoric, Farax's should pay Xalimos for all the unpaid work they do at home. I mean, that alone could make women a fortune.

lives off her husband Gosh, you make it sound like they’re parasites or scavengers! I think most Xalimos have a much more ambitious list than that.

I quiet liked calling people Abdi, it was nice and short and sweet & now you guys have made me go all self conscious . I didn’t know you could use the second prefix, I have often wonderd about that, it usually sounds nicer than the Abdi alone. Oh well, might try that next time. I agree with LazyWoman, why should we really erm, giev a toss what? We can change arab names to suit us since we are the ones carrying the names.