A&T it's only fair you share the suffering.

LoL@daaqo, oo goorma xawiyaan la noqday?

Morning fellow trollers. Who is having a party and am I invited?

Alliyah, He was, anyway, I said it as a joke and he took it badly. I really dislike making afur for guests though…and no they are not starving, they can just stay at home and make their own food.

Unknown, last I checked zina was a 100 lashes, Adultery is stoning so keep your blood thirst under check. Does it make you feel better to scream about the sins of others?

Dhuuniyal, Ramadan hasn’t even started yet. This remind me of a certain farax who got soooo mad because I called him a ‘pig’. What do you expect when you down 12 samosas? Is that not pig like behaviour? Keep it small and nutritious.

Too much weirdness happening, I would like things to go back to normal now. Wlc back Val. How much were you charged for extra luggage at deprture?

^^I agree it is bin worthy.

LoL, he should be pleased he has lost the perverse title. I know Ngonge will only be proud of it. Afternoon to you too, how was the long wkend? Edit: Legend, walk on of course, what makes them different to any other teenage couple? At least in public all they can do is kiss. No need to force them indoors somewhere.

Ngonge you have surpassed A&T in peversity. Stop ogling youngsters.

Who made you all the guardians of female chastity :rolleyes: yaab walle.

Everyone’s gone home. The oldies sound pretty selfish.

Because I got in at 10, couldnt get up, one of those mornings... I think its the prospect of a long wkend that makes the day seem longer. Anticipation.

Wiedersehen und schönen Wochenende Nuune. Have a good one Malika. Hold on, don't all go, I have to be here till 6

LoL@1 hour to go, I just had to visualize that, and you would probably have red painted nails and ask for a last puff from your 5th husband's cigar. Ok getting carried away.

Cl Ok go at it like a woman possesed, tape it and post it for future reference to any annoying Farax. Banned ahh? Yaa ku shaqeynlaha adiga anyway? Poor sods would committ suicide. We have a whole section in the restaurant downstairs, alhamdullilah. Hello Nuune, I heard you were a calorie counting, sugar checking- my body is a temple sort of person from your buddy across the pond. Is there some truth to this?

Ahh, spoke too soon. Feel like zooming round the office, it really needed 33 minutes . Although in future I will not be wasting the extra time on Malteses. p.s. It's the jam by the way. Ngonge, it's a treat man, it's Friday therefore health food amnesia day, the rest of the week its fruits.

Dhagta ma is qabta CL? Feel free to borrow mine, you need boxing gloves though to really beat it up. Can one’s system become immune to choclate uplift? It has been 22 minutes and still nothing. I’m getting worried. Labjeex is heartburn, and suspect it has to do with something acidic, like fruit perhaps?

^^Chocolate wrap? I ll be asking for details closer to the time, sounds delicious.

Save your energy, it won’t do to debate with a brick wall.

Yeah I want to check out those all female beaches this time round to do some serious sunbathing.

End of the year I'A. I need my vitamin D fix as the UK sun clearly failed us this year.

LoL or join Zu in exile.

I wouldnt mind a tan, Dubai was so lovely.

I'm sure he'll be back with more unsuitable tales