Hee Cara? Wax xuun maa sheegay? Of course I meant working, helping with the shopping, fixing things, carrying stuff It's just beyond me to diss self improvment, we do it all the time. Paragon, I've never heard of such a man. Describe him pls.

^^ LOL, yes the list is endless, but didn't want to shatter all our illusions...ME, I havn't forgotten the political freaks, they are just harmless. Like Mr Gym crazed ect Xalimo, don't be so quick to dismiss those hard working muscles

Do they sell dustbin, refuse bags too? :mad:

Lol Sophi, you’re shattering all my illusions, can’t she be stocky fat, old, wrinkly and kind? Or better yet, a lesbian? Mr Gold-digger if I see one I’ll be sure to point her out to you... p.s ladies do not be brainwashed, I see some reversed psychology going on here with regards to staying at home…

A hot nanny you say? She must be one rich Xalimo :rolleyes:

^^lol Munira...you never know. Love the pics, especially the beach picture. Imagine never needing to go to a beach resort elsewhere.

lol@ Legend & North , and you think a housewife sits and watches TV all day? Er, who do you think will look after the kids, make the dinner, pay the bills, do the shopping, the laundry, clean the house? It won’t do itself you know. I’ll be surprised you’ll still remember what sport even is after that.

^^Yep, I read about it a little while ago: http://money.guardian.co.uk/workweekly/story/0,,2088149,00.html Not sure if I'm convinced though.

^^^I couldn't resist.

Paragon, here I was thinking the polished whip had multi-purposes, oh well I guess not...if you're into violence I know some cool Xalimos who will oblige you, only you'll be at the receing end

LOL@Cara

Come on ladies, do you need a disclaimer too? These traits are just as unattractive in men as they are in women, if it pleases you by all means add a Mr infront. My friend accused me of being particularly vicious (maybe because I could imagine their faces when I was writing it). If you are trying to tell me that women are some mythical creatures who by nature are without a flaw, I won’t buy that. Secondly, there is nothing wrong with being any of these things in moderation. I’m not saying women aren’t allowed to express any emotions. If you are angry then there is a high chance you recognize yourself in these. Why are women always viewed in such a negative way? Munira, because these women do not represent the average woman. p.s Cara why the edit, I value your rant Me...yes perhaps I have been to kind to them let me revist...

It seems Trevor posted at the same time. Sophi, I have to be fair, I have brothers too you know.

p.s its late, ignore the spelling and grammer mistakes folks. night.

Now I know you girls won't like this but I have come across every one of these females, and they made me shudder, let alone a guy. 1. Miss Spoilt-Brat As her name suggests, Miss Spoilt-Brat has been spoiled rotten. She was probably raised as a ‘daddy’s little girl’ and was the ample of her mothers eye. Miss Spoilt has unfortunately been overfed on the ‘Somali Queen/Ina Hebel’ superiority complex. Miss Spoilt-Brat naturally believes the world revolves around her; she gets very irritated when attention is focused elsewhere. She is usually the head of her friends and often bullies them. Miss Spoilt passionately believes everyone should be at her beck and call simply because she was born an adored female. Miss Spoilt doesn’t really care for anyone or anything, including you. She demands respect without earning it. This Miss will never grow up avoid her if you don’t want to baby-sit. 2. Miss Feminist Miss Feminist goes beyond the basic principles of feminism, those of equality and fairness. She hates all men and considers extermination of the male spices a nice possibility. Miss Feminist resents the fact that women cannot reproduce without a man. She squarely lays all the worlds problems at the feet of men. Miss Feminist is always angry. Miss Feminist wishes she were you, she will not be happy until she crushes your balls, avoid her. 3. Miss Gold-digger Miss Gold-diggers are not as obvious as they once used to be (escaping a hard life). Nowadays, Miss GDs are successful career women who have everything going for them. The first thing a Miss GD notices is the quality of your clothes, the brand of your watch and the type of car you drive all in the hope that this might reveal something to her about the balance of your account. Miss GD would spend every last penny of yours on her endless extravagances. When you talk of commitment, a £25k wedding at Four Seasons hotel flashes before her eyes, not to mention the potential of getting half your current and all your future earnings in the event of a divorce. This Halimo thinks it’s perfectly acceptable to put herself up for sale. In short, your wallet is dearer to this greedy Miss than you are, avoid her. 4. Miss Nag Miss Nag is a miserable creature; she can often be spotted frowning. She is so pessimistic you would think she is in a permanent state of depression. Always quick to see the negative aspect off all things, she is never the one to ask for advice. She complains about her life, her work, her family and her health at any given opportunity, do not give her one. She will slowly suck the life out of you, avoid her. 5. Miss Been-Around This Miss has no self respect. She has been around and there is a high chance that at least one of your brothers, friends, or neighbours has more than dated her. Avoid her, she simply lacks. 6. Miss Self-Hate This Halimo hates her kind and more disturbingly herself. She hates all things Somali, from her language, her culture and her history. She takes pride in ‘not speaking Somali’. She tries her uttermost to both look and act as un-Somali as possible. She hates to be approached by Somali men, constantly referring to them as ‘jaad-addicts, losers, abusers and low lives’ in short, they are the scum of the world and not fit to polish her shoe. Do not waste your time with this poison of a person, avoid her. 7. Miss Needy/Insecure Miss Needy is always double guessing herself, she needs constant reassurance. She will remind you of her flaws on a daily basis to the extent that you begin to see flaws where there were none before. Miss Needy will call you 10 times a day, asking where your relationship is going. She will call you when you are out with the guys just to check up on you. Miss Needy hates it when you talk to females, in fact she would prefer you not to have any female friends. Miss Needy needs constant compliments to boost her deflated ego. She will always spill your secrets to all her friends in an attempt to ‘decode’ a deeper meaning. Miss Needy is tearful and often accuses you of only being with her until the next best thing comes along. Miss Needy is draining, avoid her. 8. Miss Selfish A sister of Miss Gold-digger, Miss Selfish will only ever do anything if there is something in it for her. Could your connections further her goals? Could your background or status aid her in any way? Would others look differently at her if she was dangling off your arm? What can she get out of you? Every word Miss Selfish utters and every action she undertakes is calculated. Miss Selfish would only surround herself with people who are going places. She has no time for friends, if she has any. You will never know if Miss Selfish really wants you for yourself, she will most likely leave you for the next best thing. Avoid her. 9. Miss Cheat Nothing can satisfy this Miss. She is always on the lookout for more. She is forever dating two or more men at the same time, declaring her love for them equally. Miss Cheat will waste your time. She has no clue about what she wants & will most likely end up alone. Miss Cheat will make you look foolish, avoid her. 10. Miss Loud This Miss is the only one who will fight Miss Spoilt-Brat for the centre of attention. She is rude, aggressive and very loud. Miss Loud has still got a lot to prove, even though she is past her early 20s. Miss Loud likes to be involved in every conversation, and preferably, in every argument. Miss Loud needs to prove that she is smart, that she can hold her own and that she is simply there. Tragically, Miss Loud yearns for approval from the whole world. Miss Loud will almost certainly go overboard, all the time. Avoid her, she is a headache.

Val yes. Has the jet lag faded?

Val, are those ppl the ones that massage your feet and get ppl all emotional/crazy?

Yes, I would like to say that a certain someone is a moody basta*d, a disgrace to his profession and simply should have just been shot at birth. But Nooooo, I have to e mail back all nice and say I will give him yet another extension because he is a 'superstar' in his field and work late another day to finish off his work :mad:

Wouldn't it be a refreshing change to tell people exactly what you thought of them?

Originally posted by Puuja: ciyaalkaanba = even these kids ciyaalkaasba = even those kids I don't think this is wrong because you can say 'even these' and 'these kidds too' and still arrive at the same meaning, no? Both phrases imply that the current kids as well as the other kids are included? Unless it's about grammer or and not meaning? :confused:

Well yes Intuition, you got the backing of a die-hard-Londoner. That will do for me. by the way, I was trying to figure out who was hiding behind the terribly long nick...your old dirac was easier to write!

Hey Val, your report sounds genuine (I must admit). I like what I'm hearing. Does this mean we have to start being very nice to the Aussies now? Bummer...was having such a good time Aussie-bashing. Very nice pics.

Paragon, so you managed to escape. I do hope you are not considering the slaughtr of camels... Besides, what's all this holidaying? I thought you went for serious business?

d/p

Cano Geel, I hadn’t really thought of it that way. It’s inevitable that a man will have some of the undesired qualities listed above, you should only worry when one or two of these characteristics are such a huge part of your personality that it is being used to define who you are.