and it happened in Hargeisa some years back that a man was brought to da court with a goat Posted by JB So, hadda you are into the animal. You are with the goats. Geeloow geed walba daaqday maalinkaad ciin daaqdid ayaa laguu yaabaa. Subxaan JB V Goats. Waar bal bissinka ku gawracda xoolaha. Meesha waxbaa soo galaye. Waana inaad iska ilaalisaan JB looooooooool

and it happened in Hargeisa some years back that a man was brought to da court with a goat Waa Sheege ma dhaafto. Loool @ goat. Are you sure, that was not you with the goat JB loooooool. Now, I will put your love calculator you and the goat . And, we will see the result !! you have a little life line support remaining lol

Hunguri doll Loool @ Hunguri doll. Wallaahi taa ma arkayn. Shaydaan!!

Ahahahahahah JB. Waaryaa ma adigaa caruusad haysta oo ku ciyaaraya loool. Somalidu waxay ku maahmaahdaa. " Waa qofkii sheeka ma dhaafto".

Hunguri if u can remember the simon character,wallahi Quran saar iyo walibo Xadiis saar badan baad ubaahantahay.C lady warkeeda midhaa waxba kajira ninyohow,War Dolls iska daa,somaliyo tag and the price for one doll will giva ya afar islaamod. Xalane, remember "Wallaahi" is an swearing and a big word. We were 4-5 fellows enjoying a thread of joke, and you dont have to be smart here. By swearing and painting my name with such mere character. Im above than a man playing with a doll. We are here to have fun, and play some nerves based on no character assasination. Dont you ever swear again !!

Cynical Lady V Tonny Blair. 97% Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between PM Tony Blair and Cynical lady has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember you need to date and have romantic moments to make your relation ship strong and lasting. On top of that, you both should quit and stop the thoughts of going for dolls and balistics.

loooooooooooooool @ JB, Waaryaa JB, Cnical admitted in the thread that nothing wrong with opting for a doll. LoooL, that was not me. Im opposing, and am still in my firm possition. JB, as you are a Computer Freak with Love Calculators and some programing robbots. Do you have in mind to implement a doll like the one in the movie of "Alpachino" the intelegent software that was designed in the shape of a woman named "Simon". Im sure, you have that in mind looooool. Simon Simon Simon !

loooooooool@ Xalane, Xalane, Wallaahi waa iga qosolsiisay. Alright, I dont mind welcoming her with the Box of the sweet either. She is still a number . B/w Cnical haye you r cajoling me with Sabaayad and shaah . That will not work. Let me get my Somali stick named "Hangool" and chase you with it. Will teach you a lesson soon !!

Coz, it was programed and implemented by JB. The algorithm and programing Languages that he used were somehow intelegent enough to produce such constructive Love Calculater .

ps i knw captain is niin but i am sure u can practice ure shukansi iskaa caadi waaye Cynical, I can go for a woman. No matter what and how it takes. As for the practice of Shukansi on a brother of mine. That will never ever happen, neither me nor Xalane will do it. Hey, you are in a pool of blood. Back off and say sorry guys .

WoooW here is our Team Leader, her excellence Cambaro. The Queen of SOL. Cambaro Im welcoming you with a Silki,Kashmiri showl. And Xalane is here holding a box of sweets. LoooL Welcome Cambaro !!!

Omg, Acuudu billaahi. Hey cynical Layd isku xishood!. Shame on you my dear sister. Captain Xalane is a man. He is a bro, and on top of that a friend . Alright, let us put it in this way. If not you, how about your daughter Ibtisama . Im sure, that will do !! PS:- Mar danbe nin ha igu odhan shukaanso lol

First of all. Aisha "Better late than never". Me and Xalane on the behalf of Dabshid and JB, we would like to give you our vote . You are the nomad of the month . Xalane, You forgot the most importent dish. Mmmm The Fish, the Lobster, the Shrimp looool Hayaay waxbaa ka dhacay !!!!

loooooooooool. Xalane, you got to keep in mind, and ultimately accept, the Old Somali saying "Rag ma wada sinaan karo". So, we can guys will never be equal in our Japanese Sumo wrestling game . Im sure, girls will go for the most fatty,buluq buluq one . Are you happy to be that one ????

Cynical how about a simple "Shukaansi" or "Haasaawe" b/w you and me today . Captain Xalane welcome awoowe. JB, I told you to sit and be polite, for you dont know how to flirt girls. You are only a comedian. Waar meel naga fadhiiso.

looooooooool @ JB!! Let me sing baba bala bala bala dhin dhin Jacayl aan lagula wadin Wakhtigaaga yuu lumin Jacayl aan lagula wadin Wakhtigaaga yuu lumin ( Shabkax )

looooooooool @ Dabshid. Im sure, you tried your name and most girls in SOL. In that case, you will get 2 or 10%. For, you obviously know the reason . I do suggest you to try any other name and see the difference. Loool Ma maqli jirtay Saanbuuse laga addamay . Tii ayaa taagan

Hello Nafta, This is beyond the limit funny. Are you saying, that having a doll as a woman or man will do ???. If so, on your side, could you please tell us what you have practicaly undergone?? In my opinion, I beleive only a crazy person will think of about idols.

Hunguri V Paris Hilton 42 % The chance of a relationship working out between Hunguri and Paris Hilton is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it. Ahahahaha, Waaryaa Jacayl, I dont want these 2 Ibtisama and Cynical. Im into the fortune of Hiltons, and we r working on it. Its a matter of time

loooooooooooooooool. Where are they ??? I hope Rudy will show up before Xalane

FAARAX AND THE BANK:- A big Faarax Somali man went 2 a BANK to open a Saving.Bank. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to London for Filling up. Because Form was written “FILL UP IN CAPITAL” EDUCATION Faarax went to India to study, and see a Teacher lecturing on population, Teacher said in India Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. Faarax Stands up- we must find & stop her!. CHILDREN Faarax had twins; he named them Rudy and Xalane. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again the same. Faarax this time, became worried and named them TIRED & RETIRED! CLASS Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Faarax was very intelligent, he quickly replied and said! The future tense is "you will simply go to jail". JOB PROMOTION Faarax: gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Faarax :"I've been promoted as branch manager." (huh lool) HANDSOME:- Faarax:- was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife (Xaliima) asked what are you doing Honey ? He said-im seeing how I look while sleeping. WEDDING PARTY:- Faarax and the Family:- Faarax & Family went to a wedding. Faarax’s sister was married to a White man. Faarax introduces him self and family to his “in laws”. He started! I Faarax, She my “KNIFE” meaning “WIFE” Xaliimo, Ooh!! My Cute BOY My Kid (GAAWE) & The GIRL MY KIDNEY.... MISS-UNDERSTANDING Faarax:- standing below a tube light with a open mouth...........WHY? because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light" (lol) ENDED UP IN JAIL:- Faarax:- visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN and died. So, Faarax went to China to find meaning of his friend’s last words. The meaning was 'YOU ARE STANDNG ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!" Ahahahahahahahahaha Faarax Ended up in a jail. Coz, he was the one murdered his friend, for he did not know he was standing on the Oxygen Tube. Miskiin he is still in a Jail( This is Faarax’s Destiny) Ahahah, I hope you enjoy it. Have fun all !!!!

JB sxb, you post and hop to each and every thread in SOL except the Sports. , May I ask you why not Sports??? dont you jug or exercise in the morning? LoooL, see what this Faarax did in his life . You are playing the same roll here. FAARAX AND THE BANK:- A big Faarax Somali man went 2 a BANK to open a Saving.Bank. A/C. After seeing the Form He had gone to London for Filling up. Because Form was written “FILL UP IN CAPITAL” EDUCATION Faarax went to India to study, and see a Teacher lecturing on population, Teacher said in India Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. Faarax Stands up- we must find & stop her!. CHILDREN Faarax had twins; he named them Rudy and Xalane. Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater. Again twins & named Max & Climax. Again the same. Faarax this time, became worried and named them TIRED & RETIRED! CLASS Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Faarax was very intelligent, he quickly replied and said! The future tense is "you will simply go to jail". JOB PROMOTION Faarax: gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Faarax :"I've been promoted as branch manager." (huh lool) HANDSOME:- Faarax:- was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife (Xaliima) asked what are you doing Honey ? He said-im seeing how I look while sleeping. WEDDING PARTY:- Faarax and the Family:- Faarax & Family went to a wedding. Faarax’s sister was married to a White man. Faarax introduces him self and family to his “in laws”. He started! I Faarax, She my “KNIFE” meaning “WIFE” Xaliimo, Ooh!! My Cute BOY My Kid (GAAWE) & The GIRL MY KIDNEY.... ENDED UP IN JAIL:- Faarax:- visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN and died. So, Faarax went to China to find meaning of his friend’s last words. The meaning was 'YOU ARE STANDNG ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!" Ahahahahahahahahaha Faarax Ended up in a jail. Coz, he was the one murdered his friend, for he did not know he was standing on the Oxygen Tube. Miskiin he is still in a Jail( This is Faarax’s Destiny) Ahahah, I hope you enjoy it. Have fun all !!!!

Three guys were challenged by a girl who said, "Whoever can make me scream the most gets $100. The white guy goes in and comes back out in a half hour and says, "Damn! I just couldn't make her scream." The black guy goes in for an hour but comes out saying, "Man, it is just not possible!" Finally the Chinese guy goes in with a smile on his face. He returns after 10 minutes and forty screams. Both the other guys say, "How in Hell did you do that?" "Me play old trick," he says, "put hot sauce on my poker! (ahahahaha dumn intellegent)

This is what Somalis say about the "Wadaad". I will explain these proverbs on demand . (1) Wadaad Jiilaal Injir lagama qabto (2) Wadaad waa Nin (3)Wadaad Wacdigiisa Wax isii baa u danbaysa

This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a gentleman with a Pakistani accent saying, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Pakistani man said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex like a great desert camel." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex Freak he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Pakistani man replied, "Just try them on, Saheeb." Well, the husband, after much badgering from his wife, finally conceded to try them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes; something his wife hadn't seen in many years - "raw sexual power". In a blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Pakistani man, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, and ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Pakistani's thighs. The Pakistani then began screaming "YOU HAVE THEM ON DE WRONG FEET! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FEET !!!!!!!!