Read the interview of Inzimam Al-Haque. The Pakistan Cricket Team. Inzi Multan se aya. Lasi bi bohot pittahe . Niji me deko;) ! Inzi, An Interview Interviewer: Hello Inzi … Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Rahim … first, thanks to Almighty Allah for this interview and … Interviewer: Of course … so tell us, what made you finally resign your captaincy and retire from One-Day cricket? Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Rahim … firstly, thanks to Almighty Allah, the boys prayed well … Interviewer: You mean the boys played well … Inzi: No, the boys prayed well … Interviewer: Okay, but they did not play well … Inzi: No, first comes praying and thanks to Mushy, Saeed Anwar, Yusuf and Junaid Jamshed for leading ba-jamaat prayers … Interviewer: But you guys are paid to play, not to pray. Inzi: No, only Bob, Danish and Shoaib Akhtar play because they don’t pray … but thanks to Almighty Allah, rest of boys prayed well, especially Yusuf and Yunus and Rana and myself who were in good praying form and inshallah we will win this year’s Raiwind Tableegh Cup with help from coaching of Mushy and Saeed Anwar. Interviewer: Right. Now, can we talk about cricket for a change? Inzi: Why? Interviewer: What do you mean, why? You’re a professional cricketer! Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Rahim, firstly thanks to Pepsi, 160 million peoples hearts were in their mouths when we beat India at Banglore … Interviewer: That was two years ago. Inzi: Yes, I know … I also learn math in madressa … Interviewer: Right. So, what went wrong at the World Cup? Inzi: Boys prayed well. Interviewer: I don’t care how they prayed, tell me why did you and the boys play so badly. Why were you guys so spineless? Inzi: Rumors and propaganda … only lies, that’s all! Interviewer: What lies and propaganda? Inzi: That boys don’t have spine. Thanks to Almighty Allah all boys have spine! Tomorrow they will say boys don’t have leg, arm and groin … all nonsense! Interviewer: Inzi, I was talking metaphorically. Inzi: Yes … metavetabally … thanks to Dr. Naseem Phd. MBBS, LLB Advocate boys spine, arm, leg, groin intact! Interviewer: So, about the World Cup debacle. What went wrong? Inzi: Bob died. Interviewer: Yes, but the poor chap died after you guys crashed out of the World Cup. Inzi: Very unfortunate his death … very unfortunate. I think it was indigestion. Interviewer: But he died after you guys lost to West Indies and Ireland … and he did not die of indigestion. He died of stress. Inzi: No, no, Bob did not have stress fracture … Interviewer: Sigh. Why, because he prayed well too! Inzi: Juniad, Mushy and me try to convert Bob to pray five times like good Muslim mujahid Tableeghi and said to him look how well Rana ball after keeping almighty beard … Interviewer: But Rana was terrible with the ball! Inzi: Because Bob not convert! Interviewer: What nonsense! Inzi: No, you nonsense … if Bob become Muslim Pakistan surely inshallah, mahshalla win cup! Interviewer: You mean to say since Bob did not become a Muslim like Muhammad Yunus, you lost? Inzi: Yes. Very unfortunate that he now dead without becoming Muslim. Interviewer: Well, what about you? Your career seems dead as well. Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Raheem, firstly thanks to Pepsi and Lifebouy and promotion in Tableeghi Jamaat, Allah has given me many money … Interviewer: So why not build a hospital or a school … Inzi: Inshallah, Mushy, me and Juniad plan to build mosque and madressa in Lords ground. Interviewer: What? Why a mosque and why on the Lords Cricket Ground? Inzi: Because last night Mushy, me and Juniad have dreams in which Bob in white shalwar and green shirt and white, white wings told us to build mosque in Lords … Interviewer: But Bob wasn’t even a Muslim! Inzi: Rumors, lies, propaganda! Interviewer: So, you’re saying that he was a Muslim? Inzi: In our hearts he was Muslim … Interviewer: Yes, but in his heart he wasn’t. Inzi: Yes, that’s why he die of heart attack! Interviewer: Inzi, sorry to say this, but for long it has been noticed that with all this Tableegi thing, you and some of your boys have started to lose not only your form, but your grip on reality as well … Inzi: Yes, but my boys prayed well and I talk metavetabally. Interviewer: But who the hell cares if boys prayed well! Inzi: Bob. Interviewer: All he cared about was you guys playing some decent cricket! Inzi: Are you saying my boys are indecent? Firstly thanks to Tableeghi Jamaat, all boys now naik and clean and decent … Interviewer: But what about the boys’ cricket and form? Not very clean and decent. Inzi: Yes but boys prayed well and Bob drop dead. Interviewer: Sigh. Okay, tell us what was you biggest achievement as captain? Inzi: Bismillah-ur-Rehman-ur-Raheem, firstly thanks to Almighty Allah, many boys of team now have beards, and now they all go to heaven when they too die like Bob. Interviewer: I see. You know, Rameez said that knives await the Pakistan cricket team when they come back, but I think instead of knives usteras, razors and scissors will be more appropriate. Inzi: Usteras are ban in my team. They are haraam. Look what happened to Bob? Interviewer: What happened to Bob? Inzi: He died. Interviewer: We know that. Inzi: Yes. It was a shaving accident! Interviewer: What nonsense! Inzi: No, you nonsense! Interviewer: And it’s not your team anymore. You’re out, gone, finished! Inzi: No, only Bob gone. Interviewer: In a recent statement, Junaid Jamshed said he hopes Bob recited the Kalma before he died. What sort of talk is that? Interviewer: Good talk, good talk … all boys say Kalma … we also tell Danish to say Kalma as well … Interviewer: But Danish is Hindu. It’s like Dravid asking Irfan Pathan to do the bhajan! Inzi: Yes, yes, I like aloo ke bhaaji also … Interviewer: So what next? Who do you think should be the next captain? Inzi: Saeed Anwar. Interviewer: But he retired four years ago! Inzi: Yes, I know … I also learn math in madressa … Interviewer: Never mind. Thank you for talking to us, Inzi. And good luck. Inzi: No, thanks to Almighty Allah … Interviewer: Yes, him too. Inzi: You are good Muslim. Here, have a Pepsi

Originally posted by General Duke: Hunguri, can you see the PICS now? No, I can see nothing. I dont know, if there is something wrong on my side. It could be the SOL band width watchdog.

TheSomali, honestly speaking. The ICU could govern ppl like me. For, I wont have no problems if they ban films,movies and all those. What amase me most is, such a liberal man, who was advocating the Gays law enforcement supporting the ICU, and saying they are his ideal politicians. Waar anigu dadkan oo kale waa aqqaanaa. Qabiil ayaa taffaha jooga. And, I know his cheap political cards, that he is playing here. He must be a lobby of Rayaale. Covered but uncovered by Spy softwares!

and, where are the pictures ?

Originally posted by peacenow: Im a liberal, I want a state where it is ruled by the rule of the law, one which is not a taliban state and certainly not a client state of ethiopia. Which is what the 'moderate' Sheikh wants. [/QB] You are totaly mixed up. If you are a liberal man, and looking for a liberal state, then keep in mind the ICU leader is not your kind of man. Talking from the political point of view, you and Sheekh Shariif have nothing in common. However, you can support him not that Sheekh Sharif will give you the kind of liberal you are looking for, rather you just want Somalia to remain a lawless countery. Originally posted by peacenow: You said the tfg is 'recognized by the entire world' Now, the important thing is that a government is accpeted by the people. Now how on earth, will this tfg be ever accepted. The recognition for this 'group' is not set in stone. It's actions has made people realise, what kind of a group it is. Just have a look at Mogadisho. These are the lates news updates. The business men of Bakaaraha are ready to work with the goverment and will soon hand over the weapons to the goverment. The junctions and roads are monitored by the TFG police men and militery. The Civilians are fed by the TFG troops. What more than can satisfy you awoowe ?? And have a look at shabelle. Here they are reporting. Source

Originally posted by peacenow: This post is not about me. There is a time to debate certain civil rights laws, certainly not now. Terrible things have happend in the last 5 months. What do you mean I said ''"Gay law enofrcement" law, you should be quite careful. I would support also many other civil right protection laws! You have clearly misconstrued my meaning. Im a liberal, I want a state where it is ruled by the rule of the law, one which is not a taliban state and certainly not a client state of ethiopia. Which is what the 'moderate' Sheikh wants. You said the tfg is 'recognized by the entire world' Now, the important thing is that a government is accpeted by the people. Now how on earth, will this tfg be ever accepted. The recognition for this 'group' is not set in stone. It's actions has made people realise, what kind of a group it is. What I'm saying why doesn't the asmara group, declare itself

To form a govermnet is not building a cottage house in the desert. Somalia has a goverment which recognized by the entire world. PS:- Peacenow, I wonder why you say the sky is red. I thought your political motives were so based on seculirism, untill you reached at a level, where you say "Gay law enofrcement" should be introduced in Somalia. Hence, what political common points do you have with Mr Sheekh Shariif?

looooooooooooooooooooooool This is big time funny . Ahahahaha Qosol Awgii lugtaan kor utaagay !

Soomaaliyeey Toosoo Toosoo isku Tiirsada Hadba Kiina Taag Daran Taageera Waligiin! Allaw Dadka wixii wax kasoo gaadheen dhamaan u wada naxariiso. The first time, Im seeing a Traffic police man executing his police traffic duty freely. Dawlad la'aan ayaa wax walba ka xun. This is the time, we should stop beign pessimistic and be more optimistic for the future of our mother land. Somaliya ha noolaato! Mogadishu 28, April.07 ( Sh.M.Network) Ciidamada dowladda KMG ah ee Somalia oo ay taageerayaan gawaarida dagaalka ayaa maanta ka bilaabay howl-gallo lagu burburinayo dhismayaasha sharci darada ah qeybo ka mid ah suuqa Bakaaraha ee magaalada Muqdisho, iyadoo dhinaca kale ciidamada dowladda howlgallo baariaano ah ay sameeyeen ay ku soo qabteen rasaasta Hoobiyaha Ciidamada dowladda KMG ah ee Somalia oo ayaa sidoo kale howl-galkooda ay ku jirtey kala hagidda gaadiidka sida qaldan u socda wadooyinka qaar sida Isgoysyada Aadan Cadde iyo H/wadaag, iyagoo sidoo kale burburinayay goobaha sida sharci darada ah uga dhisan wadooyinka. Ciidamada dowladda oo isugu jira Boolis iyo Militari ayaa si koox koox ah u marayay wadooyinka, waxaana ay dadka ku war galinayeen in gacmahooda ay ku burburiyaan dhismayaasha sharci darada ah. Axmed Xasan Dheere oo Sandaqad lagu iibiyo Cabitaan ku leh isgoyska Aadan Cadde ayaa shabelle u sheegay in loo keenay wareegto ka soo baxday xafiiska amniga gobolka Banadir in lagu amray in ay baneeyaan hareeraha wadooyinka. Waa markii labaad oo ciidamada dowladda KMG ah ay burburiyaan goobo si sharci darro ah looga dhistay hareeraha wadooyinka, iyadoo isgoyska KM4 sidaasi oo kale looga burburiyay goobo si sharci darro ah halkaasi uga dhisnaa. Dhinaca kale ciidamada dowladda waxa ay fuliyeen howl-gallo ay ku baarayen gaadiidka yaryar, iyadoo howl-galadaasi ay ku soo qabteen hub yiilay guryo ku yaala agagaarka Isgoyska Bakaaraha sida uu warbaahinta u sheegay Taliyaha ciidamada howl-galka fulinayay oo la yiraahdo C/salaan Max'ed Rooble. Click below for the pictures and more details web page

Originally posted by Puuja: Practice makes perfection people, now go on...practice on your palms while I practice on Che- loooooooooool Puuja, by the way, is Che within reach ? Else, join the palm Lux soup team loooooooool !

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: Drinking coca-cola ,,,, and finding a halimo ,,,, what else ?? LoooL Jacaylbro, well I dont even drink Coca-Cola. Somalidu waa mushkilad miidhan. The wise man call them "Suntii Ayyaxa". The funny Haybe Laanbad once said. "Hadaad Samadaa Sallaan ama Jaranjaro dhigatid. Somalida kuwo Sallado ama Danbiilo sita ayaa kaaga hor imanaya. Waxayna ku odhanayaan meesha maxaa lagu gadayay" .

Xiin welcome sxb, by the way. Im sure, this was our Gabay for the TFG supporters;). Though, my support is not as mad as some members in the Politics section. However, I sometimes ask my self, if this Gabay is aplicable on us See! Nin Makiinad laqay Oo mar qudha Mariyey dhuuntiisa Oo aan Margane wali tukale Meel u dayyanaaya Waxaad meesha ugu dhiibateen Waa i mari wayday Waniyow, raggan makiinada wada laqay Gillete shaving company ayaa ka cabanysa Guess who ?

Faarax, Somalidaa ku maahmaahda. Markii Geel loo heeso, Gorayo u hees. Im a Muslim, and I know the Quran enough. My age, My parents its all got nothing to do with the topic. Ma gabadh ayaad ii meherin lahayd, why do you care about my age ??. You are missing the essence of my topic, and its figurative. Read it well, and click the "Youtubes". PS:- Faarax-Brown (included the Politicians). Im sure, Somali ayaa tahayoo magacaagii ayaad meesha ka waydy. Waanigaa kugu daray 4.5 kii. You got to calm down now !

Originally posted by Mj. bada Cas: Has your phobia of red reached that point, in which you even getting defensive in here. I am not doing anything to you, so calm down, and my comment, it was meant to be more like a joke. hmmm, chicken. :rolleyes: I wont give you enough time here, for I've nothing to debate with you. Defensive,Phobia,Reds its all trivial to me. Sheekada hanaga qasin, Intuition Welcome walaashiis. CC, you must be very hunguri , Jacaylbro was the man in charge, and you want bring me into the issue too. Im sure, Jacaylbro is not doing his job well. Waaryee dee shaqadaada qabso, otherwise xilka waakaa qaadayaa Back to the Topic:- Mmmm the best way to pick up a woman is, Mmmm (1) Make sure, you win in the very first impression . Beleive me, she will never forget you. It worked for me once back home in Somalia, I remember I defended one Somalian girl over a horrible fighting spot. Played nija like Jacky Chan and punched many bad men in the head. She was finaly giving a clap and saying! Go! Go Faarax its your birthday Its your birth day ! Now back off

Inna Lillah Wa inna ilayhi Raji3un!. Allah yar7amha. Sabran ya Al-Somali. Allah naxariistiisa Janno haka waraabiyo ayooyo. Adinkana dhamaantiin Sabir iyo iimaan ha idinka siiyo. Aamiin Aamiin Aamiin!

Maakhir iyo Mansa Muunsa, We've been waiting a feedback from Jacaylbro who sits at an office not far from the one of Kulmiye . He will report us the result of this open letter and the answer of Kulmiye party too. Jacaylbro your comments are welcomed

loooooooool@ Dhubad . Dhubad, sxb you were not in the politics show for ages. However, your seat is reserved. You are welcomed any time . PS:- Its 4.5 not 2.5 !

Welcome Back Aaliya Walaashiis

Mujahid SNM, you dont deserve no answer. This is a healthy section and not a place of thug war. CC, We will start the show, once you get the official divorce letter from my Friend Jacaylbro . Im sure, you were his loving bird lady. Untill then, No comment . Jacaylbro sxb have a look at CC. Dont let her down man. A clip of your sweet days Originally posted by Crystal_Clear: ONe ending toghter?...i want you to go first ,so i can collect the life insurance here J" When I'd lost all hope and gave up on love God sent me you an angel from above someone to cry on and to share my fears someone to comfort me and take away my tears you came at the most perfect time when all seemed lost you give me so much without a cost how can I ever repay you? for all you've done with all I've lost I've finally won with you in my life always there with me I know that we will make it through eternity

Is this the right answer ?? Opinion!

hadhwanaag 2007-04-24 (Hadhwanaagnews) Hargeysa(HWN):Madaxtooyada Jamhuuriyada Somaliland ayaa jawaab kulul ka bixisay hadalkii shalay ka soo yeedhay ra’isal wasaaraha dawlada Embeghatiee Kenya lagu soo dhabdhabay Kenya Cali Geedi. Sida waxa lagu sheegay warsaxafadeed uu ku saxeexan yahay Afhayeenka Madaxtooyada ahna la taliyaha dhinaca warbaahinta Md, Siciid Cadaani Mooge oo ka soo baxay Xafiiska Madaxtooyada oo nuqul ka mid ahi soo gaadhay xafiiska shabakada wararka ee Hadhwanaagnews.com ee magaalada Hargeysa. waxa kale oo ay warsaxafadeedkooda ku sheegeen iyada oo dilka iyo dhimashada iyo burburka ka taagan Somalia gaara ahaan magaalada muqdhisho la og yahay inuu hadana Cali Maxamed Geedi soo fara galiyo arimaha Somaliland ayna tahay wax laga xishoodo oo lagana yaqyaqsiyoodo, isaga oo dhameystirana waxa uu u dhignaa sidan: “shirka jaar’id ee uu uqabtay warbaahinta Raysal wasaaraha maamulka lagu soo dhisay imbagaati Cali Maxamed Geedi oo ku tilmaamay Somaliland in ay xarun u qonotay argagixisa iyo isla markaana isku xidhiidhiyay dagaalka Muqdisho iyo Kismaayo iyo isku dhicii ka dhacay Dhahar waxa ay yihiin meel ka dhac iyo daan daansi loola jeedo in lagu wax yeleeyo qaranimada iyo madaxbanaanida Somaliland. Ma aha markii ugu horeysay ee Raysal Wasaaraha Enbagaati Geedi uu meel ka dhac ku sameeyo Somaliland. Sida laga war qabo bishii December 2006ka Cali Geedi waxaa uu saxaafada usheegay in ay xidhan yihiin eriboodadii Dalkii laysku odhan jiray Somalia oo ay ku jirto Somaliland. Waxa hadaba Cali Maxamed Geedi uu caadaystay mar alaaliyo marka uu saxaafada la hadaayo inuu carabka ku dhufto wuxuu ku tilmaamay aragagaxiso taas oo uuga dan lee yahay beer la xowsi in uu aduunka kaga helo dhaqaale iyo cuduudba. Waxaanu lee nahay Cali Geedi iyo inta maamulkiisa ka mida aduunku wuu og yahay waxna uma kala qorsoona Somaliland Nadab galyada iyo geedi socodka Dimuqraadiyada ay ku talaabsatay. Somalidu waxay ku maah maahda Nintiisaba daryeela ayaa tu kale ku dara iyadoo aynu ognahay dilka iyo dhimashada iyo burburka ka taagan Somalia gaara ahaan magaalada muqdhisho inuu Cali Maxamed Geedi soo fara galiyo arimaha Somaliland waa wax laga xishoodo oo lagana yaqyaqsiyoodo. Somaliland gobanimadeeda iyo madaxbanaanideeda lama taabtaan cidna u daba fadhiisanyso sidii ay xuduudkeeda u sugi lahaydna dowlad iyo shacbiba iyaday utalaa waxaa kale oo xusid mudan Somaliland iyo Ethiopia inuu ka dhaxeeyo xidhiidh fiican oo jaarnimo ah oo labada wadanba ay heshiis ku yihiin inay iska kaashadaan wixii nabad galyadooda wax udhimaaya. Sida laga war qabo Somaliland Gacan bira ayay ku qabtay aragagixisadii damacday inay wax yeelo u gaysaytaan nabad galyada iyo dagaanan shaha Somaliland” Arrinkan ayaa ka danbeeyey shalay shir jara’iid oo uu ra’isal wasaaraha Emeghati uu ku eedeeyey Somaliland inay tahay hoygii argagixisada oo ay dagaalada ka soconayaa dhahar, kismaayo iyo muqdisho ay wadaan. Weriye. Mustafe-janaale Reporter Hadhwanaagnews.com/Hargeysa E-mail, janaale94@yahoo.com

Originally posted by Xoogsade: Odayaashooda fore xample, clan elders, isimo maa dhahdaan ama boqoro or whatever titles somalis up there use for the elders sis. Their voice is important. They need to make a sacrifce and let their disagreements be known that A/Y and others are alone in this. People like you and me are not that effective on a national scale. I haven't seen their opinion anywhere online yet, or heard it on the radio. Would like to see or hear something from them. They can help with the situation. Xoogsade, dont lose the grip. Enough, is the number of members Originaly hail from the same clan of Abdillahi Yuusuf, and yet criticise his policy. Hence, let us not push it towards traditional clan issues.

Jacaylbro, It will never die !

Buuxo, you are right. actually Im looking for the 4th one. Cambaro, haye a Bank Statement . You remind me of one of those Western Embassies. I still remember the vissa requirments conditions. (1) Validity of passport at least 6 months (2)Proof of Financial support at least the last 6 months money transaction (3)Full Medical support incase of accidents or emergency conditions (4)Mmmmm The Ticket Go and Back (5)Hotel Reservation What this could be So, you put in this way Visa Requirments for Woman See part 1 and read all the steps !!!

Buuxo, how did you know, that Im looking for the 2nd wife . Niyow, dumarku waa "Network" Dhamaan waa iska wada war hayaan. Anyhow, That is why, I want to know the publick response. PS:- Jacalybro, you are one good "Dr Faaliso" . Haye, tell us more about your experience.