Where is the Joke part I only see a peotry not not a Got u Lof on ComicVeiw I need laught SOmali Chick

I guess this is a Brain Teaser Not a Joke not even Close to a Joke if it's that case iam missed the Joke Part :confused: :confused: :confused: Somali Chick don't take as offending iam just wanna get the point of the Joke...... "there was a horrible accident and only one person survived. Can you guess who that is. A. the perfect girl. B. the perfect guy. C. Santa Then this Could be a Logic Question not a Joke my point veiw

Three insane men walk out of a mental hospital hoping to escape. The first says, "If there’s a high fence, we’ll dig under it!" The second says, "If there’s a low fence, we’ll jump over it!" The third says, "Well, we’re out of luck, boys--There is no fence," so instead they just went back to their rooms.

A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked. The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?"

This old man goes to the doctor's. "Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long." "So what's the problem?" "I can't remember where I live." *****************(Next Joke)********************* Whats the best thing about dating homeless girls? You can drop them off anywhere.

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "how long before I can get a haircut? The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About two hours." The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "about an hour and a half." The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes". In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looked up and said, "to your house."