Well, my opinion we should not give our self more than we deserve, there is black people, Arab , Asian people better than us... as some one say u should prove ur self that u worth other ways talking doesn't make u some thing u r not.and by the way what I most hate about somali is that they put others down to feel them selvies r better!... think again :rolleyes: Salam

What a great scinario!!I should tell this great idea to my dad ... I asure will be best wedding ever coz all somali parts will hold the wedding specially we did not ignore Tribalists...hmmm , I believe most of them r good but just their emotional took over them . salam

lol caramell kisses .... girl I would say neither OG_Moti or OG_Girl salam

Is hard to answer , but I think is when u feel butter flies on ur stomach when ever u think about him . Also u can't sleep coz reality is better than dream.U think about him 24/7 even when u r in ur final exams and stuck with the questions.hmm what else? ooh the most important u want to marry him right the way . well, that all what I think now. salam

lol@Umm_Mehdar , no wonder u r still single , damn all u know is kick his sorry behind well, depends how much I love him , if i love him i would forgive him ..hmm i really don't know :confused: salam

Legend of Zu .lol , u got me there . but I been dumped so many time ...Ooops did I reveal secrate. come on guys what doesn't kill u makes u stronger. nothing to feel shame about it. salam

thanxx sujui and hot_chocolata I did not want to open other topic so check this other joke is about my mom's people ... hope mom wont hate me for that ....lol Think like an Egyptain there is a good old barber in some city in the US. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the cut, he goes to pay the barber and the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Florist is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door. A policeman goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service. The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door. An Egyptain engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the barber after the cut. But the barber replies: "I am sorry. I cannot accept money from you. I am doing community service." The Egyptain engineer is happy and leaves. The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there... Can you guess? > > > > > > > Do you know the answer yet? > > > > > Come on, think like an Egyptain... > > > > > > > A dozen Egyptains waiting for a haircut.. loooooooool

English if not Arabic salam

Hmm if u say so!... let us put some plans coz we don't want to get troubles u know my dad is my bigest fear , he doesn't joke ... u know what I mean . tell me did she scare from insects? like cockroach? let us find few of it and since she is very big put them in her clothes and make sure u will tell and say ... oooooooh there is cockroach on ur back ...lol what u think ?

Hmm if u say so!... let us put some plans coz we don't want to get troubles u know my dad is my bigest fear , he doesn't joke ... u know what I mean . tell me did she scare from insects? like cockroach? let us find few of it and since she is very big put them in her clothes and make sure u will tell and say ... oooooooh there is cockroach on ur back ...lol what u think ?

Well, I knew those vampires in Kenya wont do any thing so I wasn't putting any hope there . I was wondering what is choice B or C ... well I have no solution other than keep inlighting our new generation , as Allah said Quraan " God doesn't change nation till they change them selvies" so we have to do some thing , we should show them that they don't represent us .there is no magic will come from sky that is for sure , we should work and stop talking. Salam

Rejected??!! wallalo I am too good to be rejected, plus why I should put my self that situation to be rejectd? I stay my home safer right ..... hey my brother could read this and I want tell him is all joke damn , I knew this guy garab tuujiye < --- hates me and he wants to put me in trouble :mad: salam

Khair, what u said now ? why u feeling sorry for my husband to be ? well, that is what i want a sugar daddy with nice looking not old geek salam

married Life..!! Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?" His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not." ( SHE'S GOOD!) Marriage (Part II) Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.' "Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last.'" (HE ASKED FOR IT!) Marriage (Part III) Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. ! Husb and gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house. After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?" She says, "I was in bed." "In bed this early, doing what?" "Getting a second opinion!" (YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!) Marriage (Part IV) A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife," Mother of Six" in spite of her objections. One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of six?" His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four." (RIGHT ON, LADY!) God may have created man before woman but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece .

Hibo I am second to u, why we shut up while they giving them selvies all rights to talk and express!. it's time to hear others voices. After all what they can do behind the screen ...lol Salam

Hmm, younger guy? hell no... I want guy older than me atleast 10 years ...means looking sugar dady salam

looooooooool Girl, u r funny. I have weird teachers too and I really no much I can do about them . why u just ignore her Big A$$

looooooooool Girl, u r funny. I have weird teachers too and I really no much I can do about them . why u just ignore her Big A$$

yep, that is very true. thanx sis Sade for sharring with us . salam

nuune couldn't just traslate in English so we can share with u ? Salam

looooooool, did u check paltalk? damn 40 years old will tell u he is 23 and hit on u!!Man, guys these days lost their minds. Salam

I know most Somalis from the South paint Ethiopia to be their enemy but we Somalilanders think otherwise.You see walaalo when Siad's forces were carrying out the genocide in Hargeysa and Burco,our people fled to Ethiopia where they were welcomed ,sounds ironic, running away from your own people to your number one enemy and being welcomed with open arms. Walahi I hate to reply but I have to , First, she said she is somalilander NOT southern. Secondllly, wallalo that was Siyas Bare's regime ... do u think somali history started with that regime and end with him?!!!!! thirdly, Siyad Bare was dictator just like other dictators ... do u think he just killed ur people? as I heard from my grand father there were other somalis were killed , prisoned and force them to leave the country , took their belongs? I can't understand what is all hate about !!!! Siyad Bare gone his regime gone , we had worse civil war ....Isn't time to for give if we can't forget? by the way my grand father was in prison early 70s for 5 years and finally forced to leave the country even wasn't allow us to carry somali passport!! that was hard for me when I was a kid but as a grown up, the past is past and no much me or u can do about it!!.. why we don't see the future ? why we sitll our loyality to tribe , region?... damn again my amotional took over me . I am out from this topic. salam

I been there so many times and i am going this summer too ..my other half is egyption . so what u want to know about it ? Well Cairo ( the capital) is so crowded my self I hate to stay it I go to Zaqazeeq where my mom's home is in East egypt . about eating every where there is restraurents to eat all kind of egytion food plus other foods. ofcourse first u have to visit " Ahramat" that takes u the whole day ... them the pra'on's musseum, take walk to azhar ... is really nice to see it first time ..... well the list will be long and long .by the way if u looking where to stay i can provide one for free ...seriously. I will answer any question u want. Salam

Thanx sister Sade ur great Articals I have this artical to share I s about Jihad how others miss understood the meaning of it : Without commenting on any one specific group or nation, we would like you to know what the Islamic teachings regarding 'violence' are. We hope you will judge for yourself what the Islamic message regarding fighting in the name of Allah is. In the Holy Quran, the Muslim scripture, which we believe to be the revealed and absolute word of God, the Muslim are enjoined to 'strive' in the name of Allah, this is the true meaning of Jihad (the holy war). Jihad can be done in several ways, without ever picking up arms. People fail to understand the true philosophy of it and engage violently in territorial/political issues in the name of religion. Indeed the word Jihad is also applied for fighting in the cause of religion. Islam permits taking up arms only in opposition to people who themselves take up arms first. Islam does not allow Muslims while they are subjects of a non-Muslim ruler, who is fair to them, to rebel against him. Islam is not supposed to be spread by 'sword'. It's beautiful message always attracts people naturally. In the days of the Holy Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings be on him) who brought the message of Islam to this world, many battles were fought. It is ignorant to draw parallels with those times and take up arms in the name of Allah. In those days, 1,400 years ago, severe cruelty was employed and terror used to stop Islam from spreading. Over a period of thirteen long years many Muslims were brutally killed, because they believed in Allah. The Holy Prophet (peace and blessings of Allah be on him) himself was persistently targeted with persecution. In return, he was the model of patience. However, when this cruelty exceeded all bounds Allah informed the Holy prophet (peace and blessings be on him) to go ahead and fight the oppressors. Those who believe that Islam's cause can be won through force and brutality and engage in violent actions are indeed ignorant of the real beauty of Islam. May Allah guide them. Amen. Wallaho Alam Bissawab.

Ok ok Lander don't take us to old regime as we see no better than it or even near future!. Gadiid ,she did not ask underwear somali land wear but who recognized u beside Ethiopia , whish we all know is our #1 anemy as somalian ( from east to west south and north )will remin that way and will never wish us to be united . just think about it and don't let ur blind loving ur Qabeel to not u see the truth . salam