There were 2 mentally retarded guys.One day a psychiatrist told them that they will get evaluated if they are o.k.& they should wait for a while.There names were A & B. While they were waiting,A told B that they should evaluate themselves before the psychiatrist comes back. Then this is how it started: A told B to stand there & turn his back on him. Then A put both his hands behind his back and told B to turn around & face him. Then A asked,"what I have behind my back." B answered," a landrover." A get mad & said," ******* you been glancing at me all along."How come you came to know.

Colonialism,colonialism.Atheist,atheist.I heard all before,very too often.Slavery was started long before the west by the Arabs(Muslim).Find out the word" ENUCH";it means slaves castrated in Mecca. Now,there are many religions,Christian, buddist,pagan,etc.etc.Why only Islamic fundamentalists are in such a state of mind. Keep on carrying the gun,& at the end of the day only right will prevail. The art of acting consists in keeping people from coughing. Sir Ralph Richardson. Is he an Infidel I don't have to quote.

Qabyaalad: There is no more terrible sight than ignorance in ACTION. Goethe.

The fact is nomads never came under any sort of authority,(let alone a rigid one)even during the colonial period with the exception of around two towns,Mogadishu & Jabouti.And for those 2 it was mostly lenient compared to many other parts of Africa & infact around the world.The 21 years under Barre was really bad between 77-90-a mere 12 yrs.I don't recall an Islamic gov't in modern times that is frankly be called tolerant & democratic.If you take Sudan,well,see Darfur. Saudi Arabia,Iran.O read between the lines.As one who visited stable parts of Somalia recently,I was comfounded by what I have witnessed,the way these Islamists are trying to recruit young men into a death trap. For those who are advocating such a government, accept to be accountable for any good or bad that comes out of it. At times,it helps to believe in evolution and that man is not yet finished. Maine News.

Hi every one.Let you know this is the site I was looking for.I haven't been to many Somali sites in as many years,cos of few individuals wrecking every body's day.Besides us there are a lot of people who are interested and would like to help us with ideas and expertise & all of a sudden some one from the blue starts flying a vulgar language around & every one else looks for cover in what could otherwise be a fruitful discussion.Also Please take note: 1.Please stop such silly & mind boggling stuff,(Rer hamar etc. is not Somali).It is embarassing to see such clanish behavior.We need each other more so than ever before + Don't you understand the toll it takes psycologically for someone to be denied of his birth right.For heaven's sake our existence is in question!!! 2.I know there could be some kind of identity crisis,actually imposed upon us(East Africans) in general by the rest of Africans.This constant questioning of who we are comes from the bombardment of other Africans towards us with such cynical words-like you are mulatoes,half & half,etc.We know we are none of the above with the exception of may be less than 5% of the population.So don't get carried away & respond to every senseless African with such cheap shots,( you know it's carefully calculated). 3.My last advice is for the management of this site & other Somali sites;please FILTER.FILTER. Otherwise people will look for a more dignified page.I understand life is hectic,but please make "a must" it turns out a place to relax.I would like to add there are a few non Somalis who write a lot of filth on our websites just to embarrass so be careful. So Long Washington