this guy in bar saw pretty lady sitting at the counter,he walked into her & said hi..the lady responded yelling loud,"What!! u wana take me home without even knowing me".Ofc he came back to his seat embarrassed.While later, the lady came to him feeling guilty & trying to apologise & it was his turn,he yelled out very loud & said,"what!! u mean $200 for one hour".She hit the door.

laba nin oo waalan ayaa la yidhi halkaa fadhiista wax idiin imanaaya dhakhtar(psychatrist),oo idin eegaya inaa miyir qabtaan.Midbaa yidhi aan isa sii eegno inagu inayn waalanay iyo in kale, dabadeed midba kii kale ku yidhi sii jeeso,markuu sii jeestay ayuu labadiisii gacmood xaga dambe iska mariyay,dabadeed wuxuu yidhi soo jeeso oo sheeg waxaan ku hayo labadayda gacmood....kee kale wuxuu ku jawaabay "Landrover" baad xag dambe ku haysaa...Kii gacmaa xaga dambe ku hayay ayaa cadhooday oo yidhi,"yaa kuu sheegay, wasakh...waad arkaysay"

walaahi waa adagtay,in ninka,ilmaa iyo buugaba isla mar.

isn't it better than war torn Mogadishu

Whateva^&*)(*&^#@

people inside the country have learned their lesson many times ova..they yawning for peace.There hasn't been any big wars lately for 15yrs now.Only in/ around mogadishu is there wat I call skirmishes.So stop all this stuff & look at the bigger picture or u keep talking..this is draining!!!!

inaabtiday hogaamiye kooxeed bay iga noqotay!!

inaabtiday maxaa ku dhacay?maxay iila soo hadli wayday?!!! annunba dhixirka kaa goyn..

kuwa dalkii joogaaba buurbuuran.

Aaliyyah;728616 wrote: ^kulaaha they thought that will ignite a clanish war? Somaliland militia are the ones who ignited this clannish war, they could have just sticked to their few cities? hada ur comment ma ka dhab baa mise wa indha adeeg iyo akhlaaq xumo Inaabtidu macaanaa....anuunba ii joogtaa...............

one more question? if the boy in lascanod don't wana be part of somaliland, WHY the boy in hargeisa wana be part of mogadishu!!!!! isn't it better to be part of a stable entity & work from there toward somaliweyn????

Burao & lasanod r nephew & nieces..they r very much inter-related more than u think.2nd "dhul" r northeners in every aspect.3rd,they came back from punt which they felt short changed.4th,if u really want to secede,then don't claim all sanag & sool, which majority of land belongs to reer Burao..when u do claim wat's not yours,then it's obvious u don't wana go anywhere..it's just a game manipulated from outside & it's not going to work...seriously I hate clannish stuff & I'm working for greater somalia if possible,but wat I can't stand is people igniting war for no good reason.It's all about pride.They will be much better off holding their guns & live in peace.You can't bring somaliweyn like this & ur radicalising otha side who r much stronger than when siyad was there.Seriously somaliland can very effectively do a great harm.We r all same people & let us discard these mind boggling issues & work toward a lasting & fruitful tomorrow peacefully & on the table.

It's sad our qabiil stuff get intertwined here..................those somalis killed in saudia could be any reer.

Mad_Mullah;728295 wrote: lol. Again, I'm not defending the KSA government I'm just saying compare them to ours lol. I didn't see the KSA handing over OG students to Ethiopia...? It's like saying siyad bombed cities so Bush had the rite to bomb Bagdad.....bro, slow down or I talk wat my reer is done to by otha reers thru out history....free for all..heheeeeeeeeeeeeee.There is more constructive ways to handle.

Jigsawpuzzle.......only good news,shabab in retreat..

Som@li;728104 wrote: Well said sis, Eebe caqliga ha ku siyaadiyo, This dude is Shabaab wannabe, and is happy for the Saudisation going in the region, Whether is Alshabaab or KSA, they are brainless sh!t, who can not sort out priorities. Halka Umaddihii kale horu mareen, Gacmaa la jaraa, Cid baa dhaqax/sEEF lagu dilaa, Yaa is fiirshay, Yaa istaabtey, bay ku mashquuleen. Agree..he is shababab wanabee..isn't he aware that shabab controls less than 5% of the country after 10yrs of suicidal mission...he is in for a rude surprise..they will neva come to power..FORGET IT.

Mad_Mullah;728031 wrote: I don't defend their actions, I'm saying that the guy with Will Smiths photo shouldn't call them barbaric as we are much worse. Imagine a Tutsi coming to this forum and saying Somalis are barbaric. hitler was barbaric,japan was barbaric in WW2,so we don't have to mention cos we going thru rough times; I can't see ur logic here.Let me give you some history here,it was only 40yrs ago when saudis were coming to somali shores with dates in exchange for livestock,cos they didn't have enough to eat.Also when oil companies came to saudia,many somali drivers went there looking for jobs...guess what??the first saudi families they encountered married off their daughters to them.That was how poor they were. Since oil boom no one can marry saudi/dubai women except their men & you shouldn't be black..heheeeee Money talks....we getting there

*ANWAR*;724529 wrote: DONT LIE ... I don't have to lie..ask otha non somalis.Somali women r super regardless of color.You telling me Iman is not dark,she is no different;we all have same phenotype.

Muslim brothers heheeee & those islamists talk bad about the west,where we have due process same as nationals,carry their passports & indeed live a good life.....welcome to shabab country!!!!!!

all the best..maybe little more freedom.

one more time...it's not the color..IT'S THE FEATURES.....somali women have same features & hair..go to any white club & you see dark somali girls get so much attention..cos it's exotic....they call dark whites(actually somalis in general).Somali women r beautiful regardless of skin pigmentation.Dark somali woman & dark or lite congolese r not seen same by the world. You r beautiful ladies & this video is not for you.

or she can cal 911...she is the winner

Axmed-InaJaad;724060 wrote: its different with men. women prefer darker masculine men and men prefer lighter feminine women. its all biolgy. you think these girls would be using lighning creams if there was no preference for light skinned girls? it may not be politically correct but its true. You can always tell if someone is from outside the western world by their comment...jajajajajajajajaa

somali women are beautiful dark /lite & in between...they have nothing to worry about. look all the somali models...they all dark.I'm surprised it's even an issue among somalis.

The diaspora should start some kind movement for the long haul.We need to make workgroups,seminars,etc,basically connect with communities across oceans.Community centers must be poloticised to our benefit;step after will be cells in every neighborhood,aim being to reach out,re-educate,show wat's at stake & then ofcourse assemble committes dedicate leaders could come out.Yes the formation of a strong,educated,far sighted party.Somalia has the largest oil deposits in africa & infact around the world,could surpass that of saudi & iraq,natural gas & coal,livestock & agriland,rivers & savana;water is abundant underneath(rigs r abundant in peaceful regions);testament to our potential.This is not going to be a quick fix,rather could take 10yrs+.We have to start with the more educated,open minded diaspora;contact should always be with inside.More of us need to face reality & come to this forum. NO TIME TO WASTE..