Yeah Ramadan Kareem to you too my Brothers and Sisters and Please don't forget to say few lines of prayers for the Motherland Somalia Insha Allah. May Peace Be With You All. Ameen. P.S 7 of 9 Thanks a million for the prayers my sister i really needed it.

I would like to take this opportunity to wish all of you my fellow brothers and sisters in Islam wherever you maybe an early Ramadan Kareem and May Allah reward us and all our parents with Jannah and may he shower us with his blessings and the one of this holy month of Ramadan. Brothers and Sisters, I would kindly like to ask all of you to forgive me if I have offended you with something I have said, I apologize to you all from the bottom of my heart and I hope you will all forgive me Insha Allah. Once again Ramadan Kareem. I Leave You All In Peace.

Originally posted by J11: I won't insist on it being the 'greatest' though. Jay Kumi Na Moja, to me GARISSA is the greatest city on the face of the earth and always will be nomatter where i go and Yes we have a beach now maybe you haven't heard about it. I guess that is why they say "HOME SWEET HOME" but most Somalis wouldn't understand that since most of them grew up in a Refugee Camp or in a foreign land but me I WAS BORN AND RAISED IN MY HOME TOWN GARISSA. . Jay Kumi Na Moja, Maybe you should pay me a Visit in Garissa so that i will personally take you to the beach myself and show you a thing or a two about how to swim with the big sharks . Magnoona-girl, A thousand apologies my Sister for hijacking your topic..i promise to you that it wont ever happen again. Peace.

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: Garissa..Dusty joint with too many donkeys fartin @ every corner of the street... and It does not have a Sea Shore... Just didnt want many SOLers to be misled that Garissa has beaches... you are indeed the Legend of the Zoo.

Originally posted by Danger.: it sure is the greatest "city" on earth only if you havent lived anywhere else.. !!! Yeah..the same way you used to consider Utange as the greatest refugee camp... . remember the Dudu?

Kuala Lumpur - A 72-year-old Malaysian man has married for the 53rd time in what is said to be a national record, and this time around he went back to wife number one, a report said on Monday. "I am not a playboy, I just love seeing beautiful women," retiree Kamarudin Mohammed was quoted as saying by the New Straits Times newspaper. The former policeman, described as a "friendly and easy-going charmer," became a national celebrity of sorts after he remarried his first wife Khadijah Udin, 74, on Sunday. They were first married in 1957 but divorced a year later after having a daughter, now 47. Among his 51 ex-wives is an Englishwoman and two Thais. "If I like a girl, I'll ask for her hand in marriage. I don't like flings. I also don't believe in marrying more than one woman at a time," he said. Divorce is relatively easy to obtain among the Muslim majority in Malaysia. A man can end a marriage by simply saying "I divorce you" to his wife. :eek: Kamarudin, who hails from northeastern Kelantan state, is believed to have fathered at least seven children. As in his marriages, Kamarudin could not stick to a job. After a stint with the police when he left school in the 1950s, he held various jobs in the private sector until retiring in 1992. "I just moved from one job to another if there were better offers. There have been so many jobs, maybe as many as my marriages," he said.

In The Name Of The Lord,In The Grace Of My Woman, In The Wisdom Of My Words,In The Power Of My Fists,In The Love Of My Parents,In The Blessings Of My City Garissa I Preach This To You.... Inactiveness defies talent That can never be seen Legendary material but cannot be deemed Posting pieces with emotion That cannot be told Expression in every sentence That can never get old Rhyming words with words As I collaborate with you one by one Lyrically expressing myself As we share work with each other Blank pieces of white papers Ready to be written upon The pen in my hand thinks for itself As my hand begins to lay down My thoughts on my journal Despair is all that comes to my mind Because we get no recognition But disrespect and hateful messages So SOMALIAONLINE.COM poet Is there a definition? The world is full of pain There is no positives, just plain pain Angels shed tears when it rains For evil people pray for our demise Forever a warrior, that's what I will be There is only one room for me In the truest home of the brave So don't look down upon me When a raindrop lands on my grave I am open to any and all who ask It takes a task for me to Try and be close-minded Blame me for listening to the devil I bring my heart when I talk I'd join you for a walk for miles Nothing but genuine smiles Because I am a real person With a real personality I would act out my past If you just asked. I had faith in my own race But now I despise the human race Don't bother singing a sad song Because the old me is dead and gone. Peace.

Your essence is your presence Whether by my side or out of my eyes reach you're a lesson A blessing For everyday you teach The strength through the length of life A loving wife who would rather die Than be denied by fear and fate You are no fool but my genius jewel One precious and untainted A million words each beautifully painted Maybe many have made you cry before me But beneath your eyes tell a story Never shall i ever push you away Nor betray you for a worldly pleasure For that i swear and promise you my Love Remember a prey is only one Till it gets it's back off the wall Never one to be pushed against the wall You're the only one who deserves my honour My queen my gift of understanding In a demanding world you're my wisdom Not a girlfriend but a companion My true partner,one who never puts me down You feed me with logic in a planet Full of nonsense and you keep My dreams alive keep you honest And give me completion So I give you my lifetime You are more then my girl You are my life and my future You are everything when I'm nothing You make me something if not for you Then I wouldn't be real. Shall I Go On? Peace.

Jay Kumi Na Moja, That was Masterpiece,Well done Brother, and i say AMIIN to your prayers. Peace.

Jay Kumi Na Moja, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight then i remembered that the most heavenly Angel was sitting right next to me with all her devine curves but i swear i never knew that Angels could fly so low, so i am only trying to figure out what makes Angels tick, that is all. i am not a Smooth Operator, Sade must have been talking about my twin Brother , i am more like a Smooth Criminal because me and Michael have been stealing young girl's candy that their mom's gave them...if you know what i mean . raula sikuizi hauonakani wewe,vibi hali? Niaje Chali yako? mampiye IL CAPO amesema wacha kuzuba kwa sababu duniya hi kuna shetani nyingi. niaje ile chaba umesha tuma kwa Al Barakat ama bado? Njo Garissa uki pata nafasi alafu utaona nani hi IL CAPO watu wana discuss kwa sababu ana fanya wasichana lose roho yao with ease. Stay Sijui and Proud. Peace.

I wonder if you would still be laughing had it been Djibril Cisse? i guess now i understand why Titi aleways gets so fired up everytime he plays against the most boring team in the Premier Lge.LooooooooooooL. Do you still remember the second goal of his hattrick at highbury last season..Oooouuuccchhh! What a Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal.

Nice One 7 of 9. Peace.

in my opinion.. it is disrespectful to even mention Reyes' name in the same breath with Henry..because at the moment Titi is the best striker in the world while Reyes is a new to the scene. i will even go as far as saying Henry together with Ronaldinho are the best players in the world right now and i am sure many of you will agree with me on this. P.S i bet one of the two will win the golden ball come december. Peace.

Related Articles Coach in Henry race row Madrid - Spain coach Luis Aragones drew criticism in the country's press on Thursday for his alleged racist comments about French striker Thierry Henry. Aragones' remarks to forward Jose Antonio Reyes about his Arsenal team-mate during a Spanish training session led sports paper As to venture that the veteran coach had gone "way too far". "He chose inadequate words, particularly inadequate ones when they are seen and heard by the millions who hide behind TV cameras," the paper said in an editorial. "Speaking like this in public can be scandalous and can result in unpredictable consequences." Leading newspaper El Pais said Aragones, "had recovered his particular taste for putting on a show." Aragones was seen to push his forehead against Reyes' on Wednesday while haranguing the striker as the national team was preparing this weekend's World Cup qualifier against Belgium. He was quoted by As using an expletive and referring to Henry in racist terms. The comments, which were broadcast on Spanish TV although some channels later chose to edit them out, drew defences from both coach and player. 'I didn't mean to annoy anyone "I didn't mean to annoy anyone, I just made a comment to Reyes to motivate him. I have to take care of my players and find the right way to get the best out of them" Aragones was quoted as saying by another sports daily Marca. "I consider myself as a citizen of the world and have got lots of black friends. I don't believe that anyone would take it badly because I didn't want to insult or belittle anyone." Reyes also dismissed the incident, saying Aragones' words shouldn't be taken seriously. "I know when he is joking and when he isn't. He was shouting and also speaking to me in a low voice, so I can tell you he was joking," Reyes told reporters. Aragones, who has taken charge of 757 Spanish league matches during a 30-year coaching career, has acquired a reputation for his sharp tongue and unorthodox way of dealing with players. In an incident while in charge of Mallorca, he leapt off the bench to shake Cameroon striker Samuel Eto'o vigorously after he had been substituted. Aragones took charge of the national team in July following the resignation of Inaki Saez. Saturday's game against the Belgians will be his fourth in charge. So far, he has won one and drawn two.

Madrid - Spain's national coach Luis Aragones could be in trouble for referring to Arsenal's French striker Thierry Henry as a "N!gger". The outburst came during a training session on Wednesday as Aragones prepared his team for Saturday's World Cup qualifier against Belgium. According to journalists watching the training session, Aragones was trying to gee up Henry's Arsenal team-mate Jose Antonio Reyes and shouted across to him: "Tell the N!gger (Henry) you are better than him. Tell him from me". Reyes, who has teamed up to great effect with Henry in the English Premiership this season, played down the comment afterwards. "It was just a laugh. This is something concerning the team and should remain among us." The chain-smoking Aragones, 65 and with 1 000 games under his belt as a player and coach, has a reputation as a man not known for being a shrinking violet and is known as the Sage of Hortaleza. But he does not have a reputation as a racist. Former African player of the year, Cameroon striker Samuel Eto'o, played under him for several seasons at Mallorca and has had only good things to say about his former mentor.

Hey Easy now,you are going too far with your hate comments. if i were you name calling would have been the last thing i would resort to,i am more than capable of tearing you apart but i stopped getting elation out of the brothers' misery so don't let my kind words mislead you..i can be the devil himself if i want to and no this is not a threat but you are free to take it which ever way you want.

Originally posted by Massdestruction: Let's forgive the brother. He said it was a mistake. Thank You Very Much.

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^^ So says the man who just dismissed the “fatwa†of the Grand Mufti of Egypt. If it weren’t sad, it would be laughable. I don't know what your problem is but i am sure it is hard to pronounce! Look Mister... if they issued Fatwa on Yoga why couldn't they issue one for Hosni Mobarak the man who allowed Egypt a muslim country to have nude public beaches? You can never tell me that doing Yoga is more serious sin than wandering around naked just because the temperatures are few degrees up? Sxb remember Whatever began in anger ends in shame and anger without a reason is folly so take it easy as there is no need for us to clash on every little thing because we are both adults,I think.. and this whole he said she said thing is kind of putting me off and it is childish because i don't know about you but i am a grown man and i have to act like one so Ishia Jo because right now i am on my way to Sokoni to buy myself a pack of Sportsman and 500ml Ginger beer and start ku saga so if you have anything to say please leave a message and we will continue this discussion (i told you before, i don't argue) some other time. Peace.

Kuwait City - A Saudi truck driver who was kidnapped and released by a militant Iraqi group in June has sued al-Jazeera television for "moral" damages and is demanding compensation, a lawyer said on Tuesday. Saydan Saadun Saydan charged before Kuwait's lower court that a cameraman from the television station shot a video of him while reading a statement during captivity, al-Jazeera's lawyer in Kuwait, Ali al-Nimesh, said. "As the kidnappers asked me to read a statement, I saw a photographer and a reporter from al-Jazeera entering the place. They started shooting the video," Saydan said in his complaint. But Nimesh said Saydan had not told the court how he recognised that the team belonged to al-Jazeera. On June 5, al-Jazeera aired a video showing Saydan reading a statement warning lorry drivers not to work for the US-led occupation forces. The man was abducted on May 31 while driving his own truck just outside Baghdad with some 1 800 boxes of soft drinks for a US company. His truck was blown up in what he said was an attack by mujahedeen fighters on a convoy supposed to have been defended by Iraqi forces. Nimesh said the court, which looked into the case on Monday, has adjourned until November 7. He said he has challenged the authority of the court to look into such a case. Al-Jazeera's office in Kuwait was closed more than two years ago. The channel has fought several cases in Kuwaiti courts. P.S I should sue KBC (Kenya Broadcasting Co-operation) for showing a video of me which they secretly shot while i was busy listening to what the president had to say when he last came to Ngamia Rd Neighbourhood..but i can't afford a lawyer so anybody out there willing to help the brother get paid is more than welcome. damn..where is a lawyer, when you bloody need one?

The reason why Sharon chose to call him a "Terrorist" is because the old wanker over estimated his authority over the people of Palestine and made few false promises to the Yahood (May The Curse Of Allah fall upon them)Sharon and since he is an old baboon he fell for it and gave Arafat few hundreds of thousands like that $150,000 that his wife blew up with shoes in Paris so what Sharon meant to say was Traitor but instead said Terrorist and that is understandable because anybody who hangs out with Bush and shares few joints with him would be forgiven for adding the word Terrorist to his/her vocab. so Arafat is a Traitor on both sides and never Terrorist and i am here to confirm that Arafat is only smarter than his baby (if he is the legit Dad of the kid that is). God Bless Garissa & the rest of Somalia.

Classique My Sister,the reason why i decided to share this with you is because i thought there was something wrong with this whole fatwa thing particularly whenever it concerns women.. a while back there was this Al Ittihad dude who was arguing that to wear a tie is totally "Haram" and imagine he was standing in front of many scholars and i could see some of them were shaking their heads in disgust! so me and few other guys asked him what if it's part of our school uniform or say the company we work for demands us to wear one..guess what he said?------>quit both :eek: . now, i am not the type of guy you would call religious but that doesn't mean i can be taken for a ride especially when i got Al Azhar graduate as a father so it is sad when you have an average young man claiming to be a scholar when he barely knows what Islam is all about and yet is quick to issue a Fatwa on everything he don't understand.. Personally speaking i don't like the so-called Al Ittihad gang because majority of them got no enough knowledge or nothing at all and no sense of responsibilty because if they did they wouldn't have called me a "Kufr" when they know i am the son of their teacher. they need to relax and loosen up and they definitely need to have a sense of humour and for that I Leave You In Peace My Sister In Islam. W/W/W.

It all began with false accusations which slowly led to a bloody destruction and finally resulted a forceful invasion trying to deny the wrongful occupation of what once was a free and prosperous nation Furat is at the mercy of non-believers Baghdad, Basra and Najaf have no protection against these blood thirsty foreign contagion labelling the righteous believers evil it is sad how the truth is covered it is scandalous how the blood of the innocent civilians is shed my faith is under attack from the faithless using propaganda as their tool of communication causing between us a major friction employing false and evil quotation claiming that it was found in our holy revelation arguing B-52 is the only solution start firing rockets and bullets at our direction while deliberately ignoring to seek a genuine resolution holy cities and shrines are filled with ammunition to put down my faith and people is their sole obligation while mine is to seek redemption my faith teaches us to be the people of reason but they are falsely accusing us of treason they left the innocent to rot in prison put a leash on them like they do in the animal institutions laugh at the tears of their humiliation take a picture of their sad situation while displaying a joyous expression and making them despise their own creation.

Originally posted by SUPAFLY: U said write this!! means u said u wrote it. Biter. Biter? who? meeeee? i think you are confusing me with yourself here matey...

West Virgina - A family meal erupted into a gun battle after a father and son clashed over how to cook chicken. The two men argued on Sunday over the best way to prepare skinless chicken for dinner. "It started out as a physical confrontation, but it escalated until both of them were shooting at each other," Detective Sgt AD Beasley of the Mercer County Sheriff's Department said on Monday. Beasley said each man fired a .22-calibre handgun at the other. Harley Shrader was struck by a bullet that went through the upper part of his right ear and lodged in the back of his head. He was treated at a hospital and released. The elder Shrader was not injured. Jackie Lee Shrader, 49, was charged with malicious wounding and wanton endangerment. Harley Lee Shrader, 24, was charged with wanton endangerment. P.S I guess we can argue that this fight over who can cook the best chicken is the equivalent of a Somali father and his son fighting over who can chew the most kilos of miraa or khaad at one go. Good Night Ladies and Gentlemen.

Magnoona-girl: Garissa is the greatest city on earth believe you me, we got the sun, the sea and the babes plus we got fresh camel milk and meat not to mention the pure honey and natural eggs. and about the wedding on friday night I don't think they would have let me in had it not been you because as you know me and the groom don't see eye to eye because we had a big fight after his mouse was murdered in a cold blood by my cat Miaaaaaaaw and the guy demanded a blood money like we were in Afghanistan. :rolleyes: You should come and visit Garissa and my wife will be your tour guide, how is that? Peace.