Originally posted by SHOOBARO: sorry baby cakes didn't intend ta offend ya or anyone else...... i ment the total opposite of how u interpreted wat i said... u are my SHE_HERO on the real...... RAALI NOQO XAAJIYO asxantu I told you that a strong black coffee with a handful of extremely hot Ugali will do wonders for your sense of humour. usi tapike lakini sawa and hakikisha kama ume nunua kartasi ya kutumia cho'oni.

1-More than 85% of the population of the world are mentally retarded and half of that percentage are Americans. 2-More than 87% percent of the new born babies will be murderers or be murdered. 3-More than 90% of the population of the world are indeed overweight. 4-More than 89% percent of Somali race have committed a fraud mainly on welfare. 5-More than 90% Percent of Somali race have committed a tribal crime. 6-Geroge Bush has a tail between his legs and he is a pot head and his idol is Peter Tosh not Bob Marley as you have previously thought. 7-More than 99.9% of Somali race have a bad diet. 8-More than 67% percent of Chinese people's favourite food is mouse liver and spaghetti. 9-More than 97% percent of English people have a really really bad breath day everyday. 10-Somalia is an Island between Papua New Guinea and Madagascar. 11-More than 87% of Somali population don't know exactly where Varanuatu actually is. 12-More than 94% of Somali male population have atleast worn a Macawis once in their life time. 13-More than 97% of Somali population love anything sweet and have a habit of eating sugar. 14-More than 50% of Sijuis are wearing fake teeth. 15-More than 99.9% percent i need to go to bed.

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: kwangu, Fis ndio #1..No Kuku for me... Salaamaat kumbe wewe ni mJaluo Allah? kama una penda FIS sunge enda Kisumu pasi and ka kule samaki eina yeyote. GOR BIRO

Originally posted by Legend of Zu: Normally i dont scrutinise ppl's actions in SoL!!!.. I didn't know you were paying attention to what i said in my previous post but let me say CONGRATULATIONS..because you will make a good student as you are one of few students in my class who make me proud of being a teacher in this class. by the way i heard wewe una penda ku kula mtubo ya kuku na mgu yake sana si kujua wewe ni Luo..nani indio ame niampia

Originally posted by Dalmar Hassan Q.: Scuba diving in the tana river?Lying around on beutifull beaches? Garissa just is not what it used to be :cool: My Friend, you should come with me to Garissa for a holiday some time Insha Allah and see it for yourself how my home town has completely changed.

Guys it seems like you haven't been to Garissa in a long long time. Raula..tume wacha kuva slippers and Kikoi sikuizi tuna piga jeans na boots jo hata waze wana va'aga hivo.

Help? i didn't know you got a job at the RED CROSS . you think you helped me here..my friend go back and read what you said to me! and oh yes just incase you didn't know, if i put 2 and 2 togather i get Me and My Beloved! Kwaheri Mnangu.

Originally posted by SHOOBARO: i can't believe that non ofde other fellas peeped the science in wat was said by this special lady.... somalsijui brother this is wat the gal was saying brah shyyt it's bout time u asked me out old fool , oh well i gonna be caming outta the shower robed around in a white tawel with my hair down waiting for u, so all i need for u ta bring is Candels, Victoria Secret lingerie,BlockBuster Movie and ur retard self ta make this night more pleasurable it's aight my maaan u don't hav ta thank me but make sure u peep the science next time..... asxantu [/QB] was that a Chinese or Mkamba? man(you are a man right?)i have no idea what you just said and the only word i understood is my name so forgive me but could you repeat what you just said and try to talk to me with a language that i can understand as i am not a Chinese but a Somalisijui. Asante sana Mtoto wangu.Thank You Very Much My Son.

DadaSade, Ume soma kitabu gani that kupenda sio kitu? asante sana nashukuru kila kitu ume sema hapa na naomba mungu aku zaidie.

Originally posted by SHOOBARO: My bad my KENYATI brother and sisters.. for a second i thought yall were gonna aks me for my LEETE KISHAAN BALUUTU/sharci/resident papers...but yall is mad cool.. asxantu Forgive me if i didn't laugh as you said nothing funny and but i am sure in Mathare Hospital you will be hit with the patients especially those who love KISHAAN BALUUTU as you are MAD cool for Muthaiga.

Originally posted by SisSade: [/quote Unakwenda kwa supersonic speeed.Mungu Akuzidishie na huyo umpendae. [/QB] ume ona nini? kwani nikipenda bibi wangu ni kwenda supersonic speed? wacha kuni umiza roho vibi wewe.

Juxa thank you very much and may Allah bless us all a partner with a strong faith as that is the most important part and a guaranteed way of happy home and the route to all happiness. Ameen ya Rabbi.

I don't know what kind of a life would i be living right now if i didnt meet you my Angel. I don't know where i would have been right now without you my Love. I don't know what kind of a man would i have been if i didn't meet you exactly when i did. I don't know what kind of a situation would i find myself in if the almighty didn't send you to me as you simply have been and always will be the greatest gift i have ever had. you are the greatest and the best life changing person that i have ever met and will ever meet and definitely the best part of my life, i never thought i would be this much in love ever and in right here and right now infront of all these strange people as my witnesses i swear in the name of Almighty Allah that you will always have a special place in my Heart even in my last dying moments with my last breath,the last thing i will say is your name because I LOVE YOU with all My heart. Happy Birthday My Sweet and Loving Wife. May Allah Keep You in Safe For Me Always and Forever...Ameen...Ameen...Ameen.

Sorry..somebody locked me up in the bathroom and Raula had to go and get the key from the lady who cleans the toilet by foot since she didn't have pesa for Matatu :rolleyes: . Ok stand back and let me tell you what happened between me and my lady,but first go and get a cup of hot chai and your bandika must be close too. Ring,Ring,Ring,Ring sorry that is my phone ringing and i really need to answer it as it could be my Mom or Dad calling me from Garissa or maybe it is from watu wa mtaa if you know what i mean. i will be right back Walendoz so don't you dare go anywhere or risk a fine.

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: [QB as for u sujui.... STOP HATING. [/QB] Brother(Again i can't say that name of yours..no offense meant here ofcourse but i am surprised you are still keeping it even after i warned you about it) anyway coming back to the topic.. should i fall from my chair because of laughter or should i climb on top of my roof and scream "Na Na Na"because i have never ever thought the word "HATE" could be found in your Vocab but now that you have finally uttered it i would like to say to you.."Brothher..Practise What You Preach" by the way did you go and see Mama Njoroge? Maansoor,these girls are not pissing you or anybody else in here Off but unfortunately it is you who is pissing himself off by stalking them. Devil's Advocate and OG_Girl, didnt say they go to a club and even if they did it is nobody's business,not yours and your friends and certainly not mine and if you want to give them a brotherly advice then do it properly and stop accusing them for something they haven't done or admit doing. by the way howmany sisters do you have and are they single or married?

Originally posted by Khayr: quote:Originally posted by somalsijui: Oye Niaje, i wouldn't blame it on anybody else but Faaraxs, yes you heard me..it is your bloody fault that today your own women don't respect you. if you think i am lying then tell me when was the last time you did the things i just wrote below. 1-Somali guys need to start respecting the sisters and be kind to them.(if you only respect your Mom and sister then remember even the same girls that you are disrespecting today are some guy like you's sister and future Mom) 2-Faaraxs should Stop spreading lies about the sisters because i have seen somany Faarax's spreading lies about a girl just because she turned him down or maybe she asked him for a direction and all of a sudden Faarax will start bragging that he laid her :rolleyes: .(Grow up for Allah's sake Faarax and act upon your bloody age) 3-Somali guys need to wake up and realize no girl wants a THUG wanna be,trust me every girl wants to be with a Gentleman. :rolleyes: .(nothing is more distasteful than a Faarax acting a Thug when i only know too well you pick on girls because they are supposedly weaker than your skinny and dusty behind and you can't even dare open your filthy mouth to a real man like ME) 4-learn to pay more compliments to the sisters because you and i know they are in a league of their own when it comes to everything and above all your Mom and sister happen to be one too. (trust me any girl will love to be paid a compliment but nothing will give her more pleasure than her own man passing on a compliment to her) 5-Somali guys should learn how to say sweet things to the sisters and they should mean it. (say a one nice line to that Girl you have been fancying all along and see how differently she treats you from your mall rat buddies) 6-Somali guys should learn that LOVE is much deeper than the so-called pride. (when you love someone let that person know how you really feel and please stop believing it is against the rules of God knows what to fall in love with a nice sister) 7-Somali guys should learn to say Please,Excuse Me and Thank You to the sisters more often. (change your bully ways and start with your own sister at home and instead of demanding something try to ask for it after all who you think you are to boss around everybody,you bloody Faarax?) 8-Somali guys should never call the sisters a foul names like certain race seem to glorify in calling their women all sorts of dirty names. (Look this is not a Quentin Tarantino movie or Rap song but a special person who happens to be our most important recourse when it comes to everything...would you be here with your toothpick legs had it not been for your QUEEN Mom?) 9-Somali guys should learn to accept in grace when a sister isn't intrested in him. (forget about what you read in a magazine,trust me nothing that has been written in a book will ever work on a somali girl,if you are smart,that alone should show you how unique our sisters are..whoever said a woman's No means Maybe wasn't talking about Somali Girls..trust me on this one) 10-Somali Guys should learn there is more to love than a physical contact. (Just show a little patience and before you know it you will learn on her how to properly kiss a girl because naturally ladies are better kissers than men..i bet you didn't know that ) 11-Somali guys should learn to be honest with the sisters because nobody wants to see his sister being played like a PS. (if you are not interested in her be a man enough to say so because you wouldn't want me near your sister now,would you?she is another Guy's sister too..who could probably run over you until the next Eid) i can go on for days and believe me in every bad thing a somali girl does is a somali guy's fault because somehow and somewhere her story goes back to one dumb faarax who did her wrong and now she hates the whole somali men. Damn, i should charge you for the lesson i just gave you Faarax,but i shouldn't need to worry because i know you are not smart enough to remember a word of what i just said. Na Na Na<====Faarax this is meant for somebody else . Who's your GHOSTWRITER saxiiib??? No Somali Man that respects himself, would write like that about 'HIMSELF' cause if you are speaking about Faraax's then you are talking about somali men (sujui or not, you're still somali). So Walaal, is all that 'CHEEK TO CHEEK' work getting you anywhere? My Ghost Writer's name is Mwangi and he lives in Mathare..would you like me to introduce you to him? you sound angry here and i am already scared for my Sijui life here but before you go on and talk to that Hitman just remember i was also speaking on behalf of your dear Mother,Aunt,Grandmother and Sister and i am sure you would like them to be treated exactly the way any man would want his loved ones to be treated and all i ever did was remind every somali male to do just that..so should i apologize for that? see you in Eastleigh.

Oye Niaje, i wouldn't blame it on anybody else but Faaraxs, yes you heard me..it is your bloody fault that today your own women don't respect you. if you think i am lying then tell me when was the last time you did the things i just wrote below. 1-Somali guys need to start respecting the sisters and be kind to them.(if you only respect your Mom and sister then remember even the same girls that you are disrespecting today are some guy like you's sister and future Mom) 2-Faaraxs should Stop spreading lies about the sisters because i have seen somany Faarax's spreading lies about a girl just because she turned him down or maybe she asked him for a direction and all of a sudden Faarax will start bragging that he laid her :rolleyes: .(Grow up for Allah's sake Faarax and act upon your bloody age) 3-Somali guys need to wake up and realize no girl wants a THUG wanna be,trust me every girl wants to be with a Gentleman. :rolleyes: .(nothing is more distasteful than a Faarax acting a Thug when i only know too well you pick on girls because they are supposedly weaker than your skinny and dusty behind and you can't even dare open your filthy mouth to a real man like ME) 4-learn to pay more compliments to the sisters because you and i know they are in a league of their own when it comes to everything and above all your Mom and sister happen to be one too. (trust me any girl will love to be paid a compliment but nothing will give her more pleasure than her own man passing on a compliment to her) 5-Somali guys should learn how to say sweet things to the sisters and they should mean it. (say a one nice line to that Girl you have been fancying all along and see how differently she treats you from your mall rat buddies) 6-Somali guys should learn that LOVE is much deeper than the so-called pride. (when you love someone let that person know how you really feel and please stop believing it is against the rules of God knows what to fall in love with a nice sister) 7-Somali guys should learn to say Please,Excuse Me and Thank You to the sisters more often. (change your bully ways and start with your own sister at home and instead of demanding something try to ask for it after all who you think you are to boss around everybody,you bloody Faarax?) 8-Somali guys should never call the sisters a foul names like certain race seem to glorify in calling their women all sorts of dirty names. (Look this is not a Quentin Tarantino movie or Rap song but a special person who happens to be our most important recourse when it comes to everything...would you be here with your toothpick legs had it not been for your QUEEN Mom?) 9-Somali guys should learn to accept in grace when a sister isn't intrested in him. (forget about what you read in a magazine,trust me nothing that has been written in a book will ever work on a somali girl,if you are smart,that alone should show you how unique our sisters are..whoever said a woman's No means Maybe wasn't talking about Somali Girls..trust me on this one) 10-Somali Guys should learn there is more to love than a physical contact. (Just show a little patience and before you know it you will learn on her how to properly kiss a girl because naturally ladies are better kissers than men..i bet you didn't know that ) 11-Somali guys should learn to be honest with the sisters because nobody wants to see his sister being played like a PS. (if you are not interested in her be a man enough to say so because you wouldn't want me near your sister now,would you?she is another Guy's sister too..who could probably run over you until the next Eid) i can go on for days and believe me in every bad thing a somali girl does is a somali guy's fault because somehow and somewhere her story goes back to one dumb faarax who did her wrong and now she hates the whole somali men. Damn, i should charge you for the lesson i just gave you Faarax,but i shouldn't need to worry because i know you are not smart enough to remember a word of what i just said. Na Na Na<====Faarax this is meant for somebody else .

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: ofcourse they'll spoil it don't offend ppl, and expect to be congratulated... Brother(Sorry,i can't write down your name) the Girls are just joking around they don't mean no harm,relax and drink some strong black coffee from Brazil and i am sure you will get the joke and take off your jacket as it is scorching hot. . by the way Mama Njoroge said Niaje to you and she is wondering why you don't come around these days.

if it was down to me, i would wipe anything greek from the face of the earth because those bloody greeks made me lose my shopping money for the next three weeks and you have the nerve to ask me if it is good for football? :mad: . it is good for nobody be it football or for my pocket so throw the bloody hungry to the sharks including their german coach :mad: :mad:

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: Hey bro, i don't know what Qac Qaac mean in your Sujuwi langauage... hope nothing bad anyways. Brother man, believe me your nickname means something which a grown man like me cannot say. i am just wondering why all the people in here who are from Kenya never even bothered to tell you about this before.Good Lord! :confused: Brother..do something about this name and i mean it NOW.

I don't know about somali cats but where i come from there are a whole lot of different cats. there are even some who can talk out of your piece of meat on your lunch plate. don't ever trust the cats those from Garissa.

Afrikaans -> People of Dutch heritage in south Africa. Alsacien -> french/german dialect (live in france, but speak like german) Assamese -> language spoken in the state of Assam, India Batak -> North Sumatra province of indonesia Bavarian -> Southern state of Germany (actually a German dialect) Bengali -> language spoken in the state of West Bengal, India, as well as almost all people of BANGLADESH Bicol -> Philipin dialect Cebuano -> language spoken in philipino near the town of Cebu Chickasaw -> Native American spoken in southeastern Oklahoma. Friesian -> they speak the language in Northern Holland in Northern Germany and in some parts of Denmark mainly west coast Gaelic -> Irish Gujrati -> language spoken in the state of Gujrat, India Hindi -> language spoken in the nothern states of India Hopi -> North American Indian Tribe (Southwest maybe?) Kannada -> Language of Karnataka a state in south India. Klingon -> Spoken in Star Trek Luo -> Kenya Malayalam -> language of Kerala State, India, Marathi -> This language is also from India from the state of Maharashtra of which Bombay is the capital. Mohawk -> North american Indian tribe (New England, maybe one of the Sven Nations/Iriquois) Navaho -> North american Indian tribe (southwest) Ndebele -> Zimbabwe Punjabi -> Northern India Quechua -> Quecha is a Mayan language Shona -> Zimbabwe Sinhalese -> Language of the non-Tamil (majority) people of Sri Lanka Sioux -> North American Indian tribe from the upper Midwest. Somali -> Somali a.k.a walendo Tagalog -> Filipino language Tamil -> language spoken in the state of Tamil Nadu, India and in Sri Lanka, Singapore, Malaysia, Mauritus .... Telugu -> southeastern state of India. (eleventh most spoken language in the world.) Urdu -> the language spoken in pakistan. Vlaams -> Belgian Dutch. Vulcan -> Spoken in Star Trek. Zazi -> Kurdic dialect. Credit must go to all the Comrades and homeboys in 4th st kiosks for the good times i had there and helping me come up,yes most of these are especially tailor made not hand made for you and it took us more than few fresh Kangeta kilos just to put them togather so you better enjoy them or i will defect to KANU instead DP or FORD ASILI. Good Night or Bad Night..Whatever you want to call it. :cool:

Originally posted by Viking: So don't be dissin' Kibera dude! Ero Komano , ati nini? nime diss watu wangu? Oye Niaje Beste?siwezi ku diss watu wangu bwana unaona kwa sababu baba wa dame wangu akona mbuzi ame nunua kutoka kisumu na ame pitiza Kibera kabla kufika Njumbani alafu aka chukuwa na aka enda Kariobangi kumpatia Dada wa jirani wao na ana ituwa Achieng na yeye ni Dada ya Gormahia striker Steve Ochieng na ana ishi Mathare a.k.a Muthaiga .

Originally posted by Darman: Bullshit.. brother find out who Victoria is first, kidnap her, torture her a$$ till she tells you the secret. Niaje Beste, i can't do my brother because how can i kidnap and torture the only and the last girl that i have ever loved in my whole sijui life? Brother,you are misleading me here as you are giving me a one Vako advice but you know me i am going to lenga your advice and take it to Gikomba in Majengo and Uzia kwa Mlendo mgine

Asanteni my Sisters, so the girl is asking me to buy her an Underwear and perfumes and body lotion? Allaahu Akbar..why didn't she just say so instead of making me chase the Punda around the Barabarani? i am going to spend my month's pay cheque and buy for her all those things because she means more than anything else in this world to me and while i am at it i will ask my beste Baggio to help me with few poems to make her heart yangu. Asanteni mara ngine.