According to some part of the world being Somali is automatically seen as a bad omen because we belong a self-destruct people and we come from a country which is in turmoil. some say we are nation full of rapists and child murderers and to some extent i agree but my people are not Vultures as we are not scavengers and our country's name is not Israel nor America nor Britain and we are not Somalians but Somali and we have never murdered or raped more than those countries yet somehow they managed to picture themaselves in an Angelic way while the rest of the world particularly the non-whites are painted as the Devils,good for nothing type of race. I wouldn't want to be none other than what my creator chose me to be plus it is fun to be Somali as we are unique in our own nomadic way and we should never be ashamed of who we are wether we are on welfare or we drive a beat down car because if the stinky breathed,ugly,liar,devil worshipping Bush can claim to hail from the home of the cowards and the land where parents would attend the wedding party of their son marrying another man then that easily makes us the people from the greatest country on earth as we are none other SOMALI. Salamukaza.

LILGIRL, Start with yourself and see if i do the same. Ona Kiyona Ki Makoya.

Don't ever use it and if you do then make sure you don't leave home especially on summer days when it is scorching hot and forget about ever entering in the kitchen or you will end up looking like what we call "Ay Janaay". P.S and i thought you only bleach clothes, i never knew there were some people out there who were mad enough to wash their body with JIK. What is this world coming to?

Thanks for the wonderful prayers my Sister.

Happy Belated Birthday to you my dear Sister SUE! P.S don't forget to save some cake for me..i am on my way .

Love is when you slowly realize that your world practically revolves around this person and you decide you like it that way, Love is when you go to sleep every night and wake up every morning Wishing they were by your side, Love is when you look into their beautiful eyes and admire how beautiful their eyes are and see nothing but the true love they have for you. Love is when they could give you a piece of paper for your birthday and it would be the best gift you've ever received. Love is remembering every little thing they ever said or did for you and they know everything you said and did for them. Love is time stopping when they have you safely in their arms and then your heart stopping when they whisper how beautiful they think you are. Love is knowing that they are the most perfect thing on the planet and wondering why they would ever choose you. Love is thinking from the way they snore to the way they smile is cute and seriously beleiving that. Love is when you've been going out for one year and two months of the most glorious days and months of your life and already knowing your future childrens names. Love is realizing every day that you love them more than yesterday and hoping that they love you more tomorrow than they did today. Love is still trying to do things that impress them even though they've told you a million times they love you just the way you are. Love is thinking about being with this one person for the rest of your life and completely looking forward to it. Love is knowing that no matter what happens to you or how hard life gets that the world stops and all is good in their arms. Love is being grateful to Allah everyday of your life for blessing you with some one so special. Love is exactly the one i have for you and always will as you are simply my Angel,the one i admire and adore. Love is officially making you my sweet and loving wife and staying with you for the rest of my days. I Love You My Sweet Angel.

Originally posted by raula: [QB] Guys, have u ever approached or did it ever cross your mind to asking a single lady to be your 2nd/3rd/4th wife? I love my current wife toomuch to even think about the existance of another let alone Marry another one,as she is more than what i ever wanted in an Angel plus i only got one heart,mind and soul and i already gave them all to her for FREE.

If you are not born and bred in Somalia does that mean you are not Somali? If you are not carrying a somali documents then does that mean you are not Somali? If you wearing baggy jeans and not "Macawis" then tell me does it mean You're not a Somali? If you rocking sporty shoes and not tyre shoes does that mean you automatically lose being Somali? If you don't sound like you are from Somalia then are you quick to declare that one is not a Somali? and if you are a White or Indian or Chinese born in the motherland does that mean you are Somali? Well I am Somali 120% and i got no documents to prove but are my features enough?

Ayoub, make sure you invite me to your wedding with the pretty Lady.

Niaje Beste, What is happening with your team AS ROMA these days? you seem to be busy selling players than buying them and do some reinforcement? you lost Capello to Juve which i believe is a great loss as he was the man responsible rebuilding Roma and turned them from a mid table team into a championship material.

it is that time of the year again when the so-called big boys of european football are doing their last dress rehearsal for the upcoming season. the usual suspects are already busy reinforcing and outdoing each other when it comes to the transfer market and it is only Chelsea who seem to be able walking the walk as they have the biggest and the fattest bank balance. Real Madrid made a great signing in Walter Samuel (Sorry Beste wangu Shuju-1)from AS ROMA as they desperately needed a genuine center half and even though i know one man doesn't make a team but still it will take a fool to bet against Samuel making a big difference in 'Galactico's defense. Barcelona too made some great signings particularly in Deco from Porto and Guily from Monaco but they lost Davids and Kluivert whom were very important part of Barca folklore particularly my man Davids as Kluivert was struggling with injury. in Italy it is Inter who were the busiest (as usual)and they made some fantastic signings especially in Veron who i beleieve has a burning desire to prove a point and then there is Davids who will give Inter what they always seemed to lack which is a genuine ball winner in midfield. but you can't write the old lady of Italian football off as they are always capable of few surprises of their own and then there is the defending champions AC Milan. enough said..so here is my list of the teams i believe will win their respective leagues. Italy: between AC and Inter Milan. Sorry Juve and again my beste's team AS ROMA. England: Arsenal or Man Utd. Sorry Liverpool and Chelsea. Spain: Barca or Real Madrid. Sorry Valencia. let me know what you think of my choice. Peace Out.

Bangkok - A veteran performing elephant which appeared at the opening ceremony of the world Aids forum here has become the main suspect in a murder inquiry, according to reports on Tuesday. The elephant - with a previous acting credit as an extra in Alexander the Great - was tested by police for footprints after a worker at the conference centre was stomped and killed. Very Handsome,"Sud Lor" in Thai, used his trunk to grab Somsak Klangkaew, 55, before smashing him to the ground, according to the victim's brother. "I ran towards the elephant when it released my unconscious brother and was poised to trample on him," Suchart Klangkaew, 40, was quoted as saying in The Nation newspaper. The man in charge of the elephant show, Sompast Meepan, said Very Handsome, a 22-year-old bull, was a victim of mistaken identity and the real killer was a rogue beast. "The elephant that killed the victim was a stray elephant who wandered on the roads near the conference centre but was not one of my elephants," he said.

Cab Driving is very good profession. check out this site below. http://poetry.rotten.com/cab-driver/ P.S don't say i put you off because i didn't.

Brother Darman, Sorry to disappoint you if i don't defend the brutality of Kenyan Police because i have seen with my own two eyes how badly and inhumane they treat my fellow Somali brothers and Sisters and wether you believe it or not Somali Kenyan politicians mentioned this many times in the parliament but unfortunately nothing has been done about it but i am sure it would have been a different story had there still been a goverment back in motherland Somalia and like you said we are Sijuis in General but "our minds function differently altogether" just like me and you or anybody else in this forum so once again Pardon me if i fail to agree with that particular brother you met before. i am a Kenyan by Allah's grace but being proud only comes by choice as no one forces me to be proud of it or not but i am proud of Garissa in particular because it is where i belong and where i truly call home as there is no one alive there who can disrespect me or look down on me or even deny me my rights. Garissa being part of Kenya is not something anybody dead or alive chose as you may know it is the British who gave it to Kenya and it was known as Northern Frontier District later changed into Northern District and if you asking me why then i am sorry i can't answer that just like there is nobody who can answer why 0gaden!a is part of Ethiopia when it is a legitimate Somali land. Kenya Goverment may control city of Garissa but everybody in Kenya knows it is a Somali city as almost every business is owned by Somali people except Bars and few small things and if you are a smart enough you would understand that you can't claim to own a place or rule unless you control all the major businesses of that particular place. just incase you are wondering i am in Africa but having said that i know many many Somali Sijuis who are in all over Europe and North America but unfortunately i am not one of them as i got right here in Africa what they went to look for over there. whatelse did you want to ask me?

Originally posted by Jumatatu: Waryaaaaa..! Is that guy alive....and please let me know if you have any..'any' copy of that show. no i heard he died few years back. remember this... Muxishmiwa Xuyo Misi(mwizi)ame iba mayayi ya xuyo (hi) Kuku calafu aka kimbiya na mimi nime kimbiya yuma (nyuma) yake calafu waqati mimi na jaribu ku shika yeye came cingiya cindani ya baxali watu wana comba yesu (kanisani) na Muxishmiwa mimi siwezi ku cingiya cindani ya baxali hiyo kwa sababu mimi ni mucislamu,cindiyo Muxishmiwa,calafu mimi na cangochea yeye cinje. bacda ya saca cine mime nime joka calafu nime cenda ku nunua sigara calafu waqati mimi na rudi maxali yeye ame cingiya cindaniyake ime fungua. sasa mimi nime rudi kwa Police station calafu mimi na kuta yeye xaba cindani ya offici ya Inspector Kijana. . beste i hope uta elewa kwa sababu nime ku andikia vile yeye ana ongeaga.. uki shindwa ku elewa tell me alafu ntaku andikiya in kiswahili sanifu. tuonana pasi.

my current favourites are BMW X3 and BMW M3. but before it used to be VW GOLF3 VR6 damn that car is crazy and i own few of them in my dreams just like my fleet of Lamborghinis.

BlackMamba. Africa's undisputed # 1 killer Snake and easily one of the world's most dangerous and venemous snakes. they say one drop of his poison can kill one thousand rats which is roughly the equivalent of twenty human beings.

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: ha igu soo boodin bisinka is daji. i haven't heard that line since i was a teen. my first girlfriend i have ever had when i was 14-15 used to use that phrase on me especially everytime i got up close and personal with her. thanks for the memory .

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: lol Suju.. u have a lot of love huh? if i have a lot of love then it is because i am a red blooded hetrosexual male but ofcourse you can't understand that but you are free to look for it in the dictionary the true meaning of it and while you at it you can also check out the meaning of "Inama niku pande kama punda" .

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: Somali sujui... sujuu lee ahoow. Adeer Bidaar Loof..you sound so angry,i hope i didn't press the wrong buttom here or should i say i didn't give your Bidaar a good smack . i am SIJUI and very proud of it and i got my juice so you better get yours and stop staring at mine. by the way aren't you too old to listen to Rap music?pull your pants up as we have minors in this site .

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: Sujui waan ujeeda in ay quwad ween iyo energy badan aad heesid, si aan wax fiican u sameesid and i respect that. Laakiin sis look what i said to u, read it again, if u need definition i would do it for u. but show one place aan kugu caayay, unless uu dhiigaaka iska kulul yahay, cofee ga badan iska daa, get some rest. ok. Soomaali waxay ku maah maahdaa, coke hadee kaa dhamaato pepsi aa lagu daba qabtaa. Adeer Bidaar Loof fiiri..waxaad fakirto waxaa umaleesay inaan "SIS" ka xanaaqaayo? sorry to disappoint you but i got nothing but love and respect for girls unlike you . it is something only a hetrosexual male would understand;) . by the way i like your red 6 inch stilettos,who did you stole them from? and i also like the pink skirt that your cheerleader is wearing.

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: who cares? that is the best thing you said since last year. i am glad you finally decided to take my advice.

Originally posted by Darman: والله الوريات مصخوها شوي مع شفله جاريسا ما جاريسا.... تقول باريس والله... المسيكين موب داري انه حنا عارفين جاريسا هدي قريه معفنه كل امها تكارين ..... وياريت انه تكروني أصل و فصل عشان يمدح في جاريسا,,, شكله الوريا كان ساكن فيها باقامه و كفيله كان واحد تكروني طفش أهله بفلوس تجديد أقامه و نقل كفاله خخخخخخخ على فكره,,, البنت راوله تخاف من التعابين خوف الموت,,, أبي العب على اعصابها شوي خخخخخخخ بس هدا سر ترى مو تقولنه للوريات و تفشلوني عاد Garissa is where i was born and grew up and hopefully where i will die in and be buried and it happens to be a Somali City where more than 99.5% of the population speak Somali but too bad you can't say that about where you are as me and you know only too well how the arabs percieve anything that has a dark skin Ameen..i pray there will be peace amongst the Waryaas(Somali)too. jaribu kuongea kingalesa so that sisi wote tuna elewa ume semaje na usifikiriye kama wewe ni muarabu kwa sababu warabu wana chukiya muafrika kama mimi na wewe

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: [somali suju... me accepting the kind of remarks u saying makes me feel open minded. i haven't said an ounce of what you say to the other people and don't worry i wont say anything other than the truth and if what they say is the truth then what can i say. by the way did i ever tell you that you remind me of Sergeant Waryaa in Vioja Mahakamani? if you don't know who that person is then dial 555-5647 and ask for Panya

Originally posted by Qac Qaac: SomaliSuju, r u female or male... first is soo cadee waxa aad tahay, kadib noo soo noqo. and no adoo kale la ma flirt gareeyo. why are you so intrested to know the size of my foot? one thing is for sure though i got one hell of a big foot,definitely much bigger than yours and your whole crew and if you think i am lying go and ask Mama Njoroge as she has seen my shoes and don't make the mistake of believing that i am bragging here because "SUJUUS' don't brag and they never become obsessed with other members in this forum. P.S Raula,usi seme chochote,huyu ana wivu sana .