It would have to be my Father without a doubt.

My all time favorite sitcoms would have to be Jamie Fox, Fresh Prince & Friends.

I want a mild heart attack. LOOOOL alla ninka weey ku suktee

I see STHLM_Lady u were born on the same day as i was...oh well i guess we have on thing in common than caajis, ilaahay ha naga saaro. But i don't know about the talking part :confused: well i don't think that applies to me, coz in real life aniga afkaa ka falanhay...am a very social person. by the way, did you guys face difficulties viewing the site these past three days? Yes i had that problem as well....

I got this send through an e-mail and i thought to my self why not share it with ur fellow nomads.....So here it goes. Rasulullah S.A.W. said "the easiest way of obtaining Jannah is by obeying your father Rasulullah S.A.W. said "Jannat lies under the feet of your mother" Rasullullah S.A.W. said "if you read the kalima with conviction just once... Jannah becomes upon you Rasulullah S.A.W. said "a women who reveals her body or even wears tight fitting clothes while dressing....wont come within 500 years of the smell of Jannah Rasulullah S.A.W. said "the dust which settles on a man while he is out in the path of Allah...not only the fire, but the smoke of Jahannam is haraam for those parts of the body. Rasulullah S.A.W. said "I only curse 3 types of people those people who do not look after their parents when they are in old age those people who do not take full advantage of the blessed month of Ramadhan those people who do not say Salallahu-Alayhi-Wasallam when my name is mentioned Rasulullah S.A.W said "an intelligent person is one who is constantly thinking about and preparing for death" Rasulullah S.A.W. said "It is better for a man that a steel nail be driven through the centre of his head....rather than if he touches the palm of a strange women" Take care

Hi 2 u too walaal... I just wanna to all you nomads bro/sis always keep Allah in your hearts, and know that he is always near. Turn to him when you need an advice coz Allah got all the answer to your problems, turn to him for guidance coz only he can guide those whom went astray. And most of all remember that Allah is the Most-merciful Most-kind and that he forgives all sins, whether its big or small just turn to him with a sincere heart, and with hope and ask for forgiveness and inshallah Allah will accept your prayers. Never lose hope in your creator (Allah).

Nafisa i feel your pain sis...Its PAINFULL full stop . I've seen it with my sister it is soo bad. Anyways I remember this one time i started this ridicules argument with my cousin and i really took out on him (poor dude)...yelling at him and everything. It was so not me. Anyways he comes around couple days later and he said to me did you come down? And am like what? He goes remember the other day... than i noticed right there and than that it was all because of my PM. I never new that i get snappy, grumpy and argumentative when i get my thing :confused: . Ohh well a little self lesson learned there. However I don’t use PM to justify my behavior. Although I am thinking of starting to use it now to get my ways around the house

LOL nasra what a wedding u attended there girl DamN... To my horror the bridesmaids are wearing white dresses, what on earth was that all about??? Bridesmaids were suppose to wear colors other than white. Eg: Purple What the heck!!! White???. Get out! :rolleyes: What were they thinking? I thought some of the wedding’s i attended were disaster, but nothing compared to this. Why can't they stick to there 'dhiil, guntino and dirac' as well as have the camera rolling. For some strange reason our westernized somali's think that, that is the old fashion style. They think that the ring, cake, bridesmaids etc... are somewhat hormarid, reer magaal style apparently. Anyways if you ask me am down with my dirac, traditional clothing some real Somali music etc... On my wedding day, not some gaalo style boring as hell :rolleyes: ...gees kuu u socdo iyo geeskiisa kale la kala ogeen.

Originally posted by SomaliaOnline-President: What happened to the chat rooms anyways? I just tried logging in, and couldnt. It says, ID NOT FOUND. lol SOP i thought i was the only one who had that problem. Gald know that my PC ain't playing games with me.

Originally posted by SomaliaOnline-President: What happened to the chat rooms anyways? I just tried logging in, and couldnt. It says, ID NOT FOUND. lol SOP i thought i was the only one who had that problem. Gald know that my PC ain't playing games with me.

Originally posted by SomaliaOnline-President: What happened to the chat rooms anyways? I just tried logging in, and couldnt. It says, ID NOT FOUND. lol SOP i thought i was the only one who had that problem. Gald know that my PC ain't playing games with me.

Originally posted by SomaliaOnline-President: What happened to the chat rooms anyways? I just tried logging in, and couldnt. It says, ID NOT FOUND. lol SOP i thought i was the only one who had that problem. Gald know that my PC ain't playing games with me.

*The one thing that really irritates me the most about living in this Qurboland is FOOD ...This is haraam, that is haraam, that food has that in, this meet is haraam coz they didn't kill the animal probably so on and so forth. The other day someone told me that my favorite Ice cream is haraam and not to mention my favorite chewy as well :rolleyes: . *Injecting chemicals into the veggies so that they can grow bigger and faster. No wonder why we have so much new diseases rooming around these days. *Oh how can i forget to mention CLOTHS ... Thank God for the Somali shops though...But they need to improve on their tops, something that is more fashionable and yet not revealing. *And lastly the weather!

Spot on!

Amiin, Amiin First of all wlc to the joint walaal.... Subxanllah, istaqfurullah wa laa ilaaha ilalaah. Lately nothing that Somali people in the west do seems to amaze me…ka dareey ayee baryahaan noqdeenbo bismilaahiyee. Wallahi I am too disgusted and sickened by their immoral behaviors :mad: uff! Wallahi people like that bring shame, disgust and embarrassment to our community. But than again what can we do? But to pray for them for Allah Al-mighty to guide them to the straight path. Aamin yaa rab

You know what i had it with planning things especially when it comes to my future they never go according to my plans. So Inshallah hadeey naftaan still igu jirto, which i hope so... than only Allah knows where i will be...so i leave it all up to Allah. But i hope that where ever i might be or whatever i am doing that i am happy, healthy with a strong iman. That's all i ask for.

Simply no...Why? Because i hate to share my man with any other women, even if she were to be my best friend ... Besides how egocentric is it of her to state such an offer to me? And the sole reason being to produce babies for her husband :confused: That is being pure mean and self- centered if you ask me... Honestly speaking i don't think for a sec that i would attempt ruin my future by trying fulfilling my dear friend favor...like muna said marriage isn't a favor you do.

Even though i don't follow up on the football as much as i used but still i keep up to date with the final scores and the highlight of the games (well I try my best I ain’t no football maniac u know). But nevertheless i say MAN UNITED all the way yeah.

Great story...thanx for posting it

I ain't no environmentalist or anything like that but i make sure i do my bit and put my rubbish in the bin and make sure i recycle things that need to be recycled. No more no less.

Haven't we discussed this topic before? :rolleyes:

A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that! A woman called and asked, "Do airlines put your physical description on your bag so they know who's luggage belongs to who?" I said, "No, why do you ask?" She replied, "Well, when I checked in with the airline, they put a tag on my luggage that said FAT, and I'm overweight, is there any connection?" After putting her on hold for a minute while I "looked into it" (I was actually laughing) I came back and explained the city code for Fresno is FAT, and that the airline was just putting a destination tag on her luggage. A nice lady just called. She needed to know how it was possible that her flight from Detroit left at 8:20am and got into Chicago at 8:33am. I tried to explain that Michigan was an hour ahead of llinois, but she could not understand the concept of time zones. Finally I told her the plane went very fast, and she bought that! LOOOL

Yes i do notice that i am getting old but than again i thank Allah every time i remember this coz some people in this world are not as lucky as me to live this long. And do i give a damN? dhif dhif lee when i only think this world is going too fast for me and i can't believe am already at such and such age, other than that i don't give damN.

If you are proud of it...and looks like it that you are, than well good for you...the main thing is that you are happy with your self right? But honestly speaking i don't think that blond hair suites black people...its a big time NO NO....It's freaky wallahi :eek: