Originally posted by juxa: no, but if you tell me what they are i can squeeze them in:) instead of 9-8, i leave early today, actually i do my contracted hours, leaving early for me means 5 or 6. Juxa, You got a career I guess, cause u stay in until 8pm. :eek: Where have u been all these years? I think that you and Positive (Awakener) have fewer posts then me and have been members longer than me, lol.

^^^ Haraaam calyaka, This is Chinese Torture.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: ^^^LOOOL, the rule on troll corner is just read the last page, drop your comments, no one reads the whole thing you know I'm workaholic, I started at 9.30am, should be finished by 4.30pm inshallah if nothing goes wrong Reer England sound like real hardddd workers. In by 9:30 (1hrs lunch) and out by 4:30pm. On a another note, Do y'all have a Job or Career?

So Ninobrown is not faraxbrown. In anycase, Mubruuk to Ninobrown, for an early Eid Gift.

Hilarious, The only place on earth, were they feed their Animals with gaad to keep the at bay. Dem lions are tame, tame...

I miss youth, when I was full of hope. The rigor of this world and its demands, is endless. Akhir azmaan, The Prophet (saw) said: Hasten to do good deeds before trials and tribulations (fitnah) come like pieces of a dark night (which spreads all over), when a man will be a believer in the mo...rning and a kafir in the evening, or he will be a believer in the evening and a kafir by morning; selling his religious commitment (deen) for wordly gain.

It's not about understanding but reasoning. That is the perspective of the modernists like Descartes. The Religious perspective is UNDERSTANDING first. To Understand, you must TASTE and EXPERIENCE. Sophistery only teaches us how to play with words. Raam, your questions have been answered numerously on SOL. The Great Prayer Experiment- Raamsade, your issues have been dealt with before

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: not that awake actually ......... i'm sleeping on my desk doing nothing and pretending to be very busy ,, lool Is that any different from the usual saxib. Ramadan Kareem to you lot.

anyone seen it yet? its a bit of a scary movie do u think that we are the 'aliens'?

so every married dude that i bump into these days is frustrated and is dreaming of #2. (must be the summer) Do u know of any who have caught up #2's? I am trying to come up with a blog for how to catch #2s, 3s and 4's? lets see, will this work 'do u need a babysitter, afterhours' 'do u need someone to pay your bills'

world records are being smashed. I was just listening to the radio the other day and it was about Michael Phillips, swimming and this year's world championships. The broadcasters were saying that something like an astonshing 16 world records were broken in swimming, this year alone. Why? Because of new plastic suits that made the swimmers more aerodynamic/fasters (can't remember exactly). Point is - this is happening because of new technology. A world record generates publicity, which inturn generates revenue for the sport.

Innaa lillaah wa innaa illayhi raajicuun.

I have heard that Brazil is the land of the promised hooriis (creatures from heaven)

quick....gotta dilemma Party at the office today and I see red punch....should I drink it from the bowl or not....thinks...hmmm m, while hearing the guy at work sing 'red, red, wine....'

How about Al Bon Gu?

^^^^ How much are reer ruushka worth these days in the black market?

^^^ You on your holidays saxib. Glad to see that you are having a moment of clarity amid the reflection - less world of finance.

If not, then all your consistent public display of lack of integrity was done pro bono? Castro saxib, take it eassssy on him. After all, the poor lad is a humble volunteer for his party. They don't pay him enough for his undying support - Duke, the LAST MAN STANDING.

^^^^ To a comedian, nothing is sacred. Ilahyiin kaabaqta. subhanAllah.

Originally posted by cynical lady: Just been invited to 3 MJ parties and i must dress up in MJ gear..woooooo white gloves, jerry curl hair, black shoes with white socks here i come. Are they gonna serve up any halal meat for ya??? What M.J. song do they play at mixed somali weddings? "Keep on, don't stop till you get enough (pop da hip) " Fav. MJ track - P.Y.T. 'I want that young thang....pretty ...."

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So am at work today and an email goes to errrrbody from de boss, telling my co-workes that I am going on a leave due to the expectant arrival of a new addition to my family...den the emails keep pouring in....what should I tell them? It ain't happen yet, I'll take her to push tonight?

^^^^ Kids say the darnst things...lol

saxib, what is it about. I'm at work and no access to funlaaand aka youtube. Is it another youtube post of Marx Smith the III?

^^^^ Yeah you are right, that is why I want to share myself with the world like Marx and Ngogne and AT&T. Behold, I shall start the road to 10,000 too and start my Twittering asap..... www.twitter.com/solk hayr 11:30am Yelled at the indha yaari laundramat lady for not calling me about my clothes. I said to her "some ting mus be wrong with. You not want to make my money. You give me discount now.... :mad: