Originally posted by Wing Wizard: @Khayr,b/b] There were no inhabitants on Venus when last checked. Oh little do you know my friend, little do you know. Infact, there a few of them on here.

Abraar, your a funny guy, real funny. Might you be Egyptian too or this "person" who did this deed.

Originally posted by Poker: I work in contruction. Can I be excused too? Ok, I don't do contruction but what the h.ell? Football :confused: You can't be excused your a poor schmuck and not a football star or an iggyptian singer. Indeed , this is very, very rude ruling.

Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: how can a PA need a PA? Cajiib! why don't you just ask for cover. Cause she is is a Senior PA now, didn't you hear about the Promo on page 1438.

OK, Is it true, Ibti, you married to a Hyderbadi? and If Yes, does he know about your SOL addiction.

What does WING-WIZARD mean? You can gobble down 40wings in 2min? Anyways, if you from plant mars, then youre more den welcome. Problem is with only those from planet Venus.

Originally posted by Urban: Chin up walal!! You come across as on of the strongest people here, you can deal with it inshallah. May He make it easier for you, Amin. On a side note, Urban - thats my picture saxib. I want it baaaacccckkkk.

Originally posted by -MARX-: There is nothing wrong with a woman having an opinion and being independent but pictures like the ones above reduce the honour and nature of men to rubbles. Its the liberal media. Not all women want to disrespect men and take away their sense of self. Sometimes are sacred. I'm guessing that your ain't married yet cause you never ever tell a wife that she has an 'OPINION' and is 'INDEPENDENT'. Saxib, warkaa yaan laaga maaqlin. Ilbaabka, yaan loogu xiirin xabeenki, naftata kaafakir!

Originally posted by Norfsky: ^indeed. Might go to one the iftar tents tonight. Oh Norf, You are living the life, saxib. I remember a while back, having iftar at the one of the members of the royal families tents. It was straight from heaven, except the hooris weren't present - just the poor indian servants.

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: ^^^How do you know waaxey daadku kaal ahey. I know a few models on SOL Ibitisam, Who spilled the Beans, do tell?

What most atheist say is: we just can't know. Fair enough but we can try to understand. What atheists don't seem to grasp is that God has existed indefinitely. He has always been there. By that infinite existence all conclusions of any action can be foretold, ergo the lord is omniscient. As God is in existence, but has no specific location it is deductible that God is present in ALL LOCATION, thus He is omnipresent. Great points, MashaAllah!

Mustapha, There is no such thing as 'CONFESSIONALISM' in the deen. Meaning that you don't expose your sins to others. If Allah has covered them up for you from others, then consider it as a MERCY from Allah. The difference btwn a Believer and a Kafir/nonbeliver, is that when a Believer sins, he thereafter remembers GOD and seeks forgiveness. Why? Because Believers still have a concsious and their hearts are not hardened from the Mercy of God. Take advantage of this Blessed Month of Ramadan Fi Amanillah

Originally posted by Abraar: It can be he just woke up and found bare things. I kinda envy such a man...supriseee, its EID TODAY, macaanti! Still, my question is, can a brief union that lasts for seconds be counted as intercourse? Especially when the man stops the action immediately with no one yet starting to sweat? Here is a question for you, Where both people Sane and Sober or Drunk?

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: waan garanayay inaad kuwa shilis ka hesho ,,,, how predictable JB, Can you be my "tour guide" when I come to Hargeisa?

I guess the condoms are saving people from having babies and in return - potential diaper support and future child and wife/one night stand support.

Originally posted by Arac: In two years, another 21 year old will join SOL, saying how ninkeeda iney xambaarto oo meelkasta dhabarka ku sido ma'ahane si kale ma joogto. She will want to know if we have any back-strengthening exercises we could share. Another couple of years, and another 21 year old: "I want to clean my future hubby's feet, should I lick them in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction? Are baby wipes too harsh to clean him after he has been to the toilet?" It's a strange game, the only winning strategy is not to play. and thats why you on the farm team for 20+ years and never been called up to PLAY.

I am thinking of starting a 'how to cook' class for girls that become engaged. Instead of just looking pretty and going to spas before the wedding night, they can learn some very useful skills. What do u think? Will it be a hit or what? I might hire Tammy/Amina as a guest chef cause I know they won't take it from a Farax.

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: I finished this during the weekend. Nice read indeed. Shooot, I didnt know that there was soo much on the subject. Guess, I gotta PAY ATTENTION more often.

A really sad video to watch. I don't know how they could even have strength to bury people. SubhanAllah

Oh my time flies, I just wasted an hour of my life and gained 10 more posts. I dont know how u people fast and type sooo damn much at the same time. lol K, time to deal with the rest of the world....>>>

Originally posted by ScarFace: ^^Ramadan Working Arrangement Oh dats right, after all, you lot are working hard in the blazing sun Damnn Keyboard pusherssss

Originally posted by BORN_BRANIAC: salam everyone, I have a friend that i really love... she is too busy with her life that she cant see whats in front of her... i really want to hook her up, im a married woman now and i want her to be too... she never said anything about marriage but i been lol. she is a beautiful girl mashallah, so im looking for a religous, HANDSOME, educated, family guy, and has a good job to support her:) oh and have a sense of humar ...so if think u qualifed PM me thanks ps. she is from HARGIESA but lives in the states.... SALAM I'm IN Put me down, Here are my no-no's: - Not supporting her relatives - She aspire to become richer than me (and not of me -That she gets along with reer burco -That she only know two words in English: 1. YES and 2. YES, He's Right - That she be willing to PUT IT DOWN regularly. -That she be willing to be a 2nd and possibly a 3rd wife. Ok Done.

Originally posted by ScarFace: Juxa 9-8 :eek: mind if i ask what is it that you do? RWA I get an 1hr 30mins each day of my shift structure...I can sleepin for that 1:30 or leave early... Whats an RWA?

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: IF you are putting on weight in Ramadan, it means you are eating too much!!! Your weight should really stabiles, and then the month after Ramdan you will be stick thin and have to eat up the house just so your clothes don't slip off. The first week, your body will thinking there is a shortage of food and store fat for rainy days, but you will adjust second week or so. Here is what you should eat: Afur: - 1 glass of water - 1 up to 11dates or more, odd numbers - 1 glass of juice - 2 Sambus (small ones, if they are big eat one) - 1 Glass of fruit blend or small bowel of fruit salad - 1 cup of tea For the guys add: - 1 Chicken leg or piece of Lamb chunk Then walk to tarawiix, pray all of it standing up, don't be lazy, sitting or resting when everyone else is praying After Tarawiix: - 1 glass of water Suhoor - 1 Glass of water - 1/2 glass of milk with dates or small fruit yogurt or a bowel of cereal. Keep away from sarain, baariis, basto, malawax, and all other things with funny names and made with oil. U forgot Dinner??? Sounds like the Meal Plan of a starving Darfur Kid(as we used to say) Here are my tips: Break your fast with lots of water and foods high in fiber (cantelope is great). Workout at night - a few pushups, crunchs, body squats, lunges. Ramadan has thrown off my workouts and sleeping patterns totally. I now workout late at night but as a result, dont sleep at night. I would recommend taking a protein shake everynight too and multivitamins.

Originally posted by Blessed*: The 5 Essential Tips for Your Fitness Program in Ramadan muslimahfitness.com For the married Muslimah, 1 Essential Tip for Your Fitness Program in Ramadan - Give Hubby LUVIN, as much as possible at night.