duliki waa nabad, degdhiir socotey! Indeed, indeed!

If Fatuma was an ordinary Somali girl, she might well have been traded for some cows or a couple of camels by now. Aha, the biasness of the author. The author proceeds to insults All 'ordinary somali girls' with the exception of the one meets "his approval". Journalism - My story and how "I" want to paint it.

Val/Barwaaqo, Walaal, mabruuk! Judging by this news, I am guessing that your world tour was a succecss.

Originally posted by Libaax-Sankataabte: How did Jingeli snatch a picture with Obama and Michelle? That is the biggest coup for a somali politician I tell ya. Well done Mr. Jingeli. Historic picture indeed. Its a big statement. Sheikh Shariif could only get pics with ministers and not heads of state. Jengeli for President.

Originally posted by nuune: I suspect Sayid is not real Qardhaawi, I was right when I said he is Qardhaas Nuune, I didn't u that you were a comedian.

Clan matters when it comes time for favors i.e. places to stay abroad, whose daughter to marry, whose daughter to divorce, whose land it is, whose money it is etc... Qaabilism - Its a whose who thang!

Salams to All, For those that have kids, How do you make kids sleep past 6am? Of late, my kids seem to get up around fajr time. Its driving me up the wall.... :rolleyes: Keep on twitteringgg...i mean trolling

Isn't the topic about greed and handling other people's money? It is a musuuliya/responsibi lity and it shouldn't be taken lightly. You can easily misuse those funds, so be very careful. As for the idea of the hegbad, it can become very addictive for soome people. I know that it is a great way to save up for a wedding, school, hajj or a house. The somali community can only do those, as long as they live in government assisted homes. Otherwise, it will make it very difficult for a single-mother filled somali community, to continue with hegbads.

^^^^ Hey, whats with the name changes with u and Val? Guess when folks are campaigning, they pull out all the cards.

Usual suspects, reservoir dogs. One my favorite endings is the Kirk Douglas movie - Sparticus! Now thats a way to end the movie. Not a typical holiday ending for sure.

Originally posted by A.Z: Talk about a car to score with. The other night i saw this car that was about one feet from the ground (in total height). It was a lamborgini. It looked just wicked.

Originally posted by Warrior of Light: Interesting discussion, I agree with the replies posted but would like to add this. In countries where the Hijab is prohibited e.g Turkey and France alot of Muslim women opted to wear a simple wig to cover their head than have their hair shown.Some Ulamaa's of those countries agreed on duress that wearing a wig is better than exposing one's hair. fii amanillah WOL. How so? What is their line of reasoning and proofs for such ridiculous ijtihads?

Why Ibti? Have you seen "it" walk after finishing the race? This is not a new phenomena but rather something that people take 'pride" in.

Fi kuli yuum. Tabbaan, fi kuli yumm. Bullshiiiid, but I gotta give it to him, that pose in tbe background of him and his boys - Superstarrrr!

Pop quiz, who is the famous quote by All thoroughbred Islamic, Somali tribesmen and women of noble cushitic and Arabian origins

Originally posted by STOIC: Hahaa...funny thread.I married a Mlendo/Mareykan girl So I guess I'm safe from this khuraafaat....the only concern I got from my family was that walendo women don't cook at home...I have been told that I'll be calling out for take-out food for my guest (lets hope this will never happen and I'll not be the talk of the family)...Who cares I'm safe from witchcraft j/k Hey stoic, when did u get life in prisonment aka married?

^^^^ Saxib, it will be packed with all the poor indian workers unless the make the fares like 10 dirhams per ride. Arabta have too much oil money on their hand and as of late, call it inflation or greed - but all their prices for products and services have gone through the roof.

^^^ Marx, I see that you are taking my advice. New stunners indeed.... By the way for those in the muslim worlds, do you get an "Eid Bonus"?

Originally posted by -MARX-: I am sick of crying myself to sleep every night. This is causing me sleepness nights and I am beginging to think that maybe just maybe that its over for me. yet I am so eligible I am not fussed about looks and the usual malarkey. All I ask is that she has a liberal arts degree and can debate with me so we can have intellectual orgasms. with a view to marriage in 2.5 years. Some man like looks, others like other things, I like beains. How does that AKON song go again - Lonely, my heart needs someone, am so lonely. A dediction to Marx. Cheer up mate. Maybe you need new shades to attract the chicks and scratch the "2.5yrs" marriage plan.

Originally posted by humble.: ^kelbedda xun? Buy earplugs. Cheap and very effective. guess u ain't married buddy. :rolleyes:

More nagging....and more nagging from another wife about her husband. Ungrateful women, subhanAllah!

Originally posted by Naden: In the tradition of Ebert, two middle fingers up! Is that a Disapproval? :eek: As I watched this movie, I felt that it was insulting to african people and sterotyped them 'Nigerian hoodlums'. And whats up with not finishing the story - oh, cause they want to milk it for a part 2? A movie worthy of a discussion in a coffee shop - definitely.

Originally posted by roobleh: Wife's nagging left me impotent An Italian man is demanding £140,000 in compensation after claiming his wife's constant nagging left him impotent. Sergio Vinucci, from Parma, has produced medical evidence in court that backs up his claims that his wife's nagging caused him so much stress that he has been left impotent. He said: "All she ever does is complain. It is extremely stressful and it has left me unable to be a man. I want some compensation." Damnn right, he needs compensation for all those No Sex nights and nagging and nagging and nagging and nagging and nagging from his wife.

Originally posted by Faheema: All I can smell is Fish and Chips mid ila shaqaysa decided to bring back her lunch, the fact that I didn't have suhuur doesn't help either :mad: Just tell straight up, 'Mate, right now am allergic to fish and chips. Do you mind eating it infront of frank or kelly.' or 'Ya kna, ya coulda picked up sum fa me ya kna mate. Ya kna I caan eat till after daark. Thanks alot mate'

Originally posted by NGONGE: attempting the deed (in such oppressive conditions of course) might prove too much. You talking about fasting right.