Originally posted by Norfsky: Add: "I'm a vegetarian" and you can Add "Obsessed with the 72 Virgins idea cause hardly a virgin within a 100mile radius of stockholm unless ofcourse a subserviant muslim virgin."

^^^^ Add Sell Outs Self Hating People e.g. Hating were your forefathers come from and what they were . . . . . . . . and..... Johnny B

Originally posted by Libaax-Sankataabte: Khayr, you are screwed big time. When he says "I received your address", he is not talking about the fake one you sent. Saxib, what is he talking about then. You got me worried. I sent the emails from work and not home.

Originally posted by Cara.: This was so encouraging. I know as Somalis we've been racking our brains to figure out how we can kill each other, being as it comes so unnaturally to us. quote: On the other hand, the blood of a Kaafir is generally Halaal – unless there is a covenant of safety or peace between you and them, which then makes his blood inviolable. Where can I sign up for this please? See, I really like my neighbor's house and car. But wait, is it considered a covenant of safety and peace if I said "have a good day!" to them this morning? Or does it have to be a written treaty? Since you negate the entire concept of 'Religion' include Islam, your arguments and whims are null and void here. You internet mafiosos are just that and your allegiance to anything is easily swayed by emotion. Disclaimer: I don't condone what happened in xamar last week.

Just got a reply from them: Hello again, I received your address and I will make the final arrangements for shipping delivery tomorrow. The truck is reserved for you right now and I will inform ebay about our deal.They will notify you with the payment instructions in a few hours.I am very pleased with the way things have gone so far. Your cooperation has been such a blessing and I thank you for everything.As soon as you receive the email from eBay get back to me and let me know. It's a pleasure doing business with you! I just gave them an address, I didn't say anything about Payment or Ebay? This is funnyyyyy.

Anybody been involved in one? I just received a reply to an email about a vehicle i was looking in to. The person replied with the body of the message containing "send me your full name and address and we can continue the transaction". So I just replied with "here is my address......." and lucky for him, he will be contacting the fraud office, to complete his transaction.

Originally posted by -Lily-: I was referring to work e-mails silly man. Oh, then thank your horses you aint getting any emails. No emails means Good Job = Love your work.

The Notebook kuulaha, it was a good movie indeed.

Originally posted by -Lily-: This is such a long day! Why is nobody e-mailing me? Maybe I can make a call or two for you. Maybe even get the dude who is stocking one of my coworkers to send you an email, if you are lonely and all. Hey Ibti, I'm trying to crack the 2000 post mark, so don't burst my bubble. How does the new age motto go - Quantity over quality. You might be more familiar with that motto. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Juxa: adigaa bilowday, self-employed baa ugu crooksan aduunka Yeah definitely! I have a few friends that are self employed and they are racking it. In fact, I bought a rake to rake the money that they keep spilling all over. On another note, I am thinking of getting name tag and id that says "Thee Boss" with the website addy of theeboss@dontfwithme.com

Ok, who bribed you to see that movie. Let it out, the shameful thing has already been done - watching it.

Originally posted by Juxa: what xaram? i am taxed alot, it cant be normal. some months with overtime i feel taxman taking upto 55% It only means that you are raking it in (more money more money more money),,,,,juxa - send some to the faraxdebtrepayment.org site.

^^^^^ that was ten yrs ago,know, you are eligible. Get that money Lily Yusuf or are you Lily Jamaac today.

Originally posted by Cawaale: Hello MP, i see you listed the "Ku Dayo Puntland" song among your to-listen in Private Cheesy Songs, what is the philosophy behind it? Hey, thats Duke's Song.....

From 2010 those on £150,000 or more are taxed at 50% (only the amount over £150,000 is taxed at 50% and not the entire income). So thats where all my money goessss..... Thats it, I'm getting another job and splitting my income and names. Job 1 - Khayr Awal Job 2 - Khay Thani

Originally posted by 2+2=5: In the marketplace of modern success the only currencies accepted are values and principles. Yeah the $$$$$$ Values and the Principles of the Board of Directors and Majority shareholders.

Originally posted by chocolate & honey: WTF?? It's catching on like wild fire,huh? Honest work pays off. What book was that written on cause I can assure you - it didn't make it as a Best Seller. Honest work pays little - very little. I'm thinking of enrolling in the seaport stock exchange.

Silliest question ive heard. If anything, it would be a liability and prevent you from getting a job. Unfortunately, for most muslims - our names give it away. Fortunately for me, I've changed mines to Bernstein. Go goooo promotion

Do you know how tall tiger woods is (he is taller than Michael Jordan). The man ain't catchin no beat down from no women.

Being economical "fit" or "well off" is not a criteria for having children. Its a blessing to have children and infact a postivie contribution to the muslimah ummah and the parents, in that: 1) It increase the ummah of nabi muhammed (salallahu caliyhe wasilm) 2) Creates another venue for the parents to get ajr by having children who may one day after they themselves (the parents) pass away, can make dua for their parents (this is one of the ways that one can continue to earn ajr after they die). If you are anger is at because the family consists of 8 kids, then shame on you. For your sentiments are exactly as those of the nonmuslim. For those of you with short memories, most qurba raised somalis grew up in large family households and were backed by government assistance at one point or another. So don't snuff your noses at people, now that you don't need government assistance and you have shortened your name to 'Sara' or 'Mo'.

Originally posted by MAXIMUS POWERS: she has a man, according to latest intelligence. She ain't married yet saxib, so in the playas book - she is still good for the hunt. Befriend her and get in her safe zone. Make sure she spots you with other girls. Reason being is, it catches her attention and makes her jealous. Noooooboddddy wants someone that is readily available. You don't want to hunt pigeons do you because they are everyyyywhere (maybe pigeons is a bad example ) Anyways, I want the details.....how did she end up telling u that she has a man saxib. Did you follow my advice? Now how does that beyonce song Ego go again....

Auditing is a tedious and tiresom job. CPA designation is rare to achieve. You have to the right will and aptitude for it. The pay with a CPA is considerably more. With a CPA, you can be the boss. Without it, you will just end up doing journals and auditing.

Salams, Inshallah, I intend to fast until Eidul Adha. It is my of trying to get some baraka in these 10days, since I am not with the hujaaj/pilgrims. Fast, read more quran, give more sadaqa, pray more, make more duas, BE MORE- inshallah. Fi Amanillah

Saxibo, Waa taas xaafida, caajib. All these years, you had us wondering.

It is not 'intelligence' that a women finds sexy. Rather is is wit protrayed through confidence - by a man. For men, its really about 36-28-38. Plain and simple.