Originally posted by ElPunto: ^Leave the food at the front door eh? Isn't that how 500,000 people starved to death in 1991-1992? The idea that a starving man can dictate terms for those feeding him is ludicrous. And to dress that up as a question of sovereignty is even worse. How so? If there are conditions to be met and they are not willing to respect those conditions. It is simple - adhere to the rules and you are welcome. There was no mention of me saying "leave the food at the door". El Punto (can't remember your previous names) and Xin need to get their facts right and move emotion out of the way. As to Layzie G, taas cuuqdaad bee qaabta.

This is the media at its best to turn people against people. If I rule my 5 acres and you want to come and help my family, you have to respect the rules of my 5 acres. You can't come in with your own 'set conditions' and expect to tramble over other people's cultures and norms in the name of "World Aid". Also, agents always dress in clothes such as UN workers, doctor and nurses and reporters. Leave the food at the front door and it will be distributed.

This is the media at its best to turn people against people. If I rule my 5 acres and you want to come and help my family, you have to respect the rules of my 5 acres. You can't come in with your own 'set conditions' and expect to tramble over other people's cultures and norms in the name of "World Aid". Also, agents always dress in clothes such as UN workers, doctor and nurses and reporters. Leave the food at the front door and it will be distributed.

This is the media at its best to turn people against people. If I rule my 5 acres and you want to come and help my family, you have to respect the rules of my 5 acres. You can't come in with your own 'set conditions' and expect to tramble over other people's cultures and norms in the name of "World Aid". Also, agents always dress in clothes such as UN workers, doctor and nurses and reporters. Leave the food at the front door and it will be distributed.

Originally posted by NGONGE: Junkar and the White Lion.....ohhhh man saxib, what memories, what memories. What was this one called? It was like the transformers.

may have literally being over-awed when transported from a refugee camp to a metropolis in some cases... I just got an image of those Aliens from District 9.

What do you mean "what else"?

If you are from Somalia, then you better just stay put where you are What I dont understand is why they have included every single country that the U.S. has f'd badly and put embragos against e.g. libya, cuba etc. For our parents that migrated here for the "Citizenship" and "Passport", we are still considered "Somali" because they passports still single us out under "origin country/country of birth" :rolleyes:

Ku Lax Klan syndrome - Those infected with it also develop an inability to count and possible dyslexia e.g. 2+2 = 1 - Also, they develop a great deal of laziness and cyncism about their condition.

Originally posted by Naxar Nugaaleed: Atheist: Neanderthals (Theist), fairy tales are for children, 2+2 does not equal five, I can not proof it but there is no God. Agnostic: As much as I know the implausibility of this all powerful deity, it is impossible to ascertain both the existence or nonexistence of a deity. Theist: (God, Dios, Allah, Elohim, Buddha, divas, Shiva,Brahman,Waheguru, the Universe, Jesus,Amlak, waaq, the sun, moon...way too many to list here) exists and if you don't believe that you will spend an eternity in-----. One thing should be cleared up though, most theist think that Agnosticism is a middle ground and that because they are don't know, they put the possibility of Gods existence or nonexistence at 50/50. thats not the case it more likely at 90/10 and that puts them much closer to atheist then theist, it just sounds better at a dinner table full of fanatical believers. So which one are you and when you coming to dinner to discuss? For surely, you too have your believes and are "fanatical" about them, albeit anti-Religion.

Ilahi janaa xaa seeyu iyo fuursiidh oo aarko rasullah (salallahu caliyhe wasilm) riyo amma akhiiraadha.

Originally posted by Cara.: I see you're also a fan of Jonathan Swift, Layzie. But you need to ratchet up the satire a bit more, there are sure to be a few slow people who'll think you are being serious. May I suggest: 1) Call for rounding up of Muslims and immediate placement in internment camps. Just until the War on Terror is over, you should add hastily. 2) Next, suggest Muslim children report their parents' every word to their beloved Uncle Sam, especially if parents criticize the state in any way. 3) IF internment camps are out of the question, at least promote some sort of symbol, maybe a special hat or pin all Muslims should wear. Really, it will be completely harmless, it will just help law enforcement with tedious paperwork. 4) Speaking of paperwork, how about all Americans carry identification papers with them, and of course checkpoints at all major intersections? That way your next idea (patriotism pop quizzes) can be more easily implemented! "You sir, list the founding fathers and the names of the original colonies?" Although this may backfire since immigrants may know these things better than the locals after studying for the citizenship exam. There are many more suggestions I can offer but to be honest I don't have your ability to adopt this crazy right-wing hick character with such flair. Strangely enough, I agree with Cara on this one. Layzie G., what world do you live in? :confused:

Has anyone seen this yet? Doesn't it make you want to become a vegan forget vegaterian?

Sophist walaal, Mubruuk on your newborn. If this is your 1st one, then welcome to the 'shock' of having a new baby aka no sleep.

^^^^ Shez, You took my signature - Yoga and Balates!

One year ago, palestinian were being massacred. Does anybody remember anymore? Seems like since then, the media has shut out Palestinian issues from their pens and cameras.

Salaamz, I just wanted to share this documentary with you. It is about the manufactoring of foods have changed our conusumption habits and changed the world around us. What is interesting to me, is that the emergence of the Organic Retailer? An oxymoron because the idea of being 'Organic' is counter Capitalism (for Profit and more expansion for more profit). In part 8 of 11, they show how smithfields organics aligns itself with Walmart (the Golaith of Manufactoring and Consumerism). Food Inc. documentary What are some of your thoughts?

Why is that article in the "Crime News" section? Bloody wankers....

I just thought I would share this great news with you. Faroole, Pirates, Oil....Buntland is the nation for 2009-2010. Today, I am as happy for buntland as I was yesterday, and the day before and the day before the day before.

Originally posted by Samafal: May be they are high on Qat? I hear in Somlialnd even the goats chew? Xaa xeey, xilibkoo macaaniya!

Salams, Waryaadha, who is the blayaa hata who took away my stars. :mad: Looqa isu kayn. Ya jealous waxaad! Abu Salman, Malika, Dabshid and Curly, ilaahi xaafdheena roob badhaan xaa idheen kanoo. Asxaab barkeensan baateheen.

Originally posted by Hayam: ^ Um why do you assume I know where you work? you could be working at the local post-office for all I know. Ps. If you want movies froma a secure site - you have to buy them or access them through websites run by local channels. I will try them in a bit. Thanks Hayam. Hodman, How you know about the Post Office's TOP security thing? Whose the whistleblower?

Originally posted by Hayam: most of these sites are filled with trojans and spyware. But if you are willing to risk your work computer try Quicksilverscreen.com and surfthechannel.com I work at a top level secured place. So why would you tip me off to suspect sites? If they don't have any issues, then tell me and I will check them out.

Salams, All this points back to the idea of honoring the body in islam and differentiating btwn the sexes and people. It again, qualms the arguments of equality of the genders and "humanity" in general. No two people are equal.

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: ^Cheating with stunning women gets boring afterwhile too. You speaking from experience saxib. Funny enough, Tiger was the bud of jokes at our xmas party. I played the role of his mother -in - law "Ohhhh, ohhh, noooo, not another one. I'm having an asthma attack."