Hassan1508736697

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  1. @Nin...war Maxaa ka siya, ma diintaa kugu yar..I have to respect our customs, can't have a dance floor bc my father will curse me and not will I have alcohol.
  2. It is a matter of fact that corruption exists everywhere ..but do allow me to show you the disparity...in the Western world a corrupt official will dare to steal $5 of every $100 whereas in the qaarada inkaarta qabtaa they would rather steal $95 out of the $100..I hope I have enlightened you in the ways of the cursed Africans and in particular the wicked Nigerians.
  3. Manne the freak out here with this fantasy world nonsense ...we talking about Nigeria bro, Nigeria bro, we are talking about Nigeria bro ..the most corrupt nation where gov officials have stolen 3 trillion dollars from public coven Since independence
  4. Tillamook, wait manne..I have those cameras to stop prevent vice
  5. ^ on the roof ^ VIP (with hidden cameras 4 my own curiosity)
  6. I just got back from Somalia less than 2 years ago. I must drill this in y'all's head that walahi we got a huge demand for shisha joints. The biggest complain was it by the diaspora folks. They just wanted such a place. I am also aware that our people are diehard followers of football. Therefore, with plethora of huge flat TVs and shax my joint is bound to be the it place. I'm bringing sport and females together. A man can bring his date and I would provide him with a VIP room where he could possibly go as far as third base but as the bastard tries to climb Mount Everest at my joint I will blackmail him with my secret CCTV that I've installed in every VIP room for my own pleasure. Waar sxb agriculture and such things need huge investment and material but with a shisha joint u just gotta be creative and the return will b huge.
  7. It is my intent to open a huge Shisha joint in xamar. It will have multiple VIP rooms where daters can chill. It will be spacious with modernistic Chairs and seats. There will be a huge flat TVs on all the four corners. I will serve sodas, pastries and Philly steak. I will also serve caana Geel and seafood I would also serve Italian cappuccino and latte. The shisha price will be $16. I would also pick and choose the finest amongst the females who patronize my joint and will marry some and others shall become my concubines.
  8. One must be concerned with the lack of patrol of the usage of the written Somali. There is this huge invasion of the Somali language, written or otherwise because it was just recently that the municipal authorities in be nadir introduced street and postal code and in it the idiots wrote CabdiAziiz as AbdiAziz, although they wrote the others in Somali. Actually they substituted H for X, for instance Hodan!
  9. @Hawdian, r u ok, who are you talking to? Dnt u realize Yasmin is not here with us?
  10. @alpha, son, keep in taking your meds. If u don't remember, it's always on top of your fridge.
  11. @Alpha, dude your pretty soft manne.why do you give a dam about the death of an idiot cadaan man?
  12. ^ my distant Uncle...This one particular day I decided to sit with him at his road side hang out spot. ^ The neighborhood tin-shack shop ^ This is was Eid day and the traffic came to standstill and so our dumbass driver took us through nieghborhood alleyways but then we had this road block ^ These kids approached us as we were on a sighseeing ^ always rode in the local mini buses..thats what you should do in order to take in the vibe of the people and the city ^ Thats how we use to chill ^ khat hustlers ^ he put his feet under the tire unless we bought him khat
  13. hu haada naga daaya nimanyahoow! It'l be decades from now that a mentally balanced company would invest in an unstable part and parts of Somalia whether it is Puntland or even Somaliland
  14. @hawdian...my bat bro, I was using it as a reference but not to degrade that tribe ..still it is unacceptable and I abhor any form of qabiilism
  15. If this woman can demonize people of the south like that, u think she got any humanity in her. She is sick. Please dont let me show you a video were she just vomits hateful speech.
  16. Alpha..I just wanna let u know ..this is your nemesis..a living legend from Snet
  17. NORF I gave those clue incase we have sujuis in here who can remember the only somali dude who owned such a business in Nairobi town ... I remember that he won the initial prize and that he luckily went to the final 2 showdown but I couldn't stick around since I was on a work break. As u can c I took the pic at Timmies
  18. I actually don't care abt the treatment handed to me by her lunatic front desk staff, that's fine But I swear to god her female nursing program is dominated by her Arrap tribe..she basically practices nepotism..I'm yelling you she being recorded in an audio belittling here fellow Arrap dudes for not contributing to the tribe and how she filled her nursing program with them and how that when she was foreign minister she allocated the scholarships Sudan gave to SL to many of her Arrap kids
  19. Which one Spartacus?... I must say that I find that light skinned chick to have one if the nicest mouth and lips, I can just imagine. Anyone in here know some troll named Menace?
  20. @alpha..is blinded my tribal loyalty as much as he tries to make us believe that he is enlightened...do u know Alpha that I am her peeps? That I'm the closest thing to her tribe ? But walahi I have no malicious intent
  21. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GzDpQtGG0k It really fought for his life..
  22. ...I would take this chick over her in any given day...yes she is Somali-Bantu...I dont even understand her Muzungu language, still I feel her.