fake but still funny

Khayr;990233 wrote: "reliable information obtained by the Hawdian Institute for Strategic Policy" ....are you serious? that's one institute I approve off it has a certain woow factor to its name.

Xaaji Xunjuf;990366 wrote: Somaliland: Registration of Voters to Start 2014 Sunday, 08 December 2013 20:13 NEC Spokesman Ahmed H. GelleNEC Spokesman Ahmed H. Gelle By: M.A. Egge HARGEISA: (Somalilandsun)- The NEC announced that the 2015 general election will simultaneously consist of both presidential and parliamentary polling. Previously in all the past five times that SL voters exercised their rights were separately; viz civic, parliamentary and presidential. They at the same time revealed that a US company, Creative Associates, have been retained for their services in the registration process. The spokesperson for the NEC Mr. Ahmed Hersi Geele said that the registering of voters is expected to be commenced and completed before the elapse of 2014. Saying that five competent institutions had vied for the contract, the American Creative Associates won the tender. NEC revealed that the latest civic election was flawed since multiple times were polled by same voters on a rampant and tribal manner. They however said that the registration would consist of both the national registration one and that of the electoral process. It may be safe to assume that the system may be biometric since NEC plans to postpone the national index registration. Naturally it is versa in any country. It beats reason to have electoral voter registration before the national personal index identification. let's see how it goes. We have a foreign company with experience from Abroad doing the registration job. Wise choice by the NEC .

@ Madmullah - I was listening to the Kenyan Parliament speaker a certain Adan barre ducale and he was saying the people in kalilka 5 must integrate and work for their rights in federal Ethiopia like the somali Kenyans would u agree wth him or is ethiopian gov basically a bunch of criminals .

Xaaji Xunjuf;990443 wrote: No jawaab, Siilaanyo lugu ma casumin garowe wax shuqul oo kale oo ka dhexeysa ma jirto no cilaqaad,between him and garowe ededadi habaryarti, saaxib toona kama joogo,,marka maxa baas eeh meesha geeynaya. Siiilaanyo ma waxa lugugu yidhi meel walba wa iska taga. Silaanyo xita waligi zambia ma tegin, inkasto nin ay saaxib yihin degenyahay zambia. Dadku ma wada budhcad badeed ba oo meel walba daf bay iska odhanayan ileen inaga wax aragnay. I actually think when the Somaliya leaders respect the sovereignty of Republic of Somaliland there will be a lot of visitors between the two nations but first Somaliya must respect this nation and it's people and stop the hostility and respect a UN supervised referendum im the Republic Of Somaliland . I don't think the average citizen between the two nations dislike each other but after 22 years they barely know one another except from news/tv. Let's hope for a good friendly relationship between the nations in HOA that's in everybody's interest.

WHat the Tigray military leaders are trying to do here is to keep the unity of their country . There is no ethiopian ethnicity , nor any Ethiopian language . Ethiopia is divided in every possible way in religion , politics , ethnicity .The Tigray are really worried that their 20 year old system will collapse because of internal disagreement in the ruling EPRDF Party. After Melez zenawi Ethiopia is really weak and dont have any answers for the people wanting more freedom economic progress and a fair share in society . Where will these end we shall see.

The best thing ever done during the Military Gov was to write afsoomali In Latin scrip. That was a genius idea and very brave decision . Our literacy increase in the 70s is a testimony to this Baar amba baro afsomali.

@ Mooge the Carabi Saalax are part of Puntland from Gaalckayo surely the D-Clan and Puntland must responds to this killing of their cousins .

^ I spit on them. Waliba waxan waliba ka sii nacayhey gaalka gaaljacal .

*Update: Waftiga Jahmuriyada Somaliland oo joogta Stockholm iyoo Jayliyada JSL ee ku nool dalkan Isweeden waxey arooriyeen inka inkabadan Shan Million oo lacagta SKr oo u digataa ila in kabadan 1 million oo US dollar . Waxa lacagta luugo talagaley Wadada Burco iyo Ceerigaabo. The presidential Waftee will continue to Norway where the JSL community are waiting to help wth naaf iyo maal dalkuuda hooyo . Waa Waarki si dhegdheg ah la soco . Hawdian / reer Ceerigaabo news desk - Sanaag -Somaliland -

@ Cadale- Yea I have been hacked most like by my Ache Enemy on SOL. Due to this reason I will be take a much needed break from SOL. Hooy Somalieyey Hurodeeey - inta cadoow isku ahedeen buu aduunka iniga taggeen ee fikir iyo aqaligee cusub keena. Suldaanka : saamax wllo - ee blogka haagaa ka waad. MACsallam.:cool:

Let us get back to the football ,

< Watching Football Focus .

Anybody that says Pirates are bad should be ashamed of them-self. Pirates are badass romantic guys that like to sail the 7 seas. I approve of real pirates . oohooiy.

Haa heeey Waan ku soo daweeyney. Ku soo dhawoow with Caliin qoyaan iyi Cano Geel. Geesiga dhalkiisa. JSL Maanddeq allow dhowr. M Mooge Libaan kusoo daar and his brother Axmed.

Jacpher;989794 wrote: Move it to the joke section. Kkkkkkkklkkk . Hear hear. .

OdaySomali;989779 wrote: That's a myth. Yes an article in itopiyaforum written by a bored teenager is not the most trust worthy source in the world

Update on this blog : waftiga Jahmuriyada Somaliland Waxan Maanta jooga magalada Stockholm dalka Isweeden . The community here have promised to help as much as possible and also send a message to the people of Somaliland backhome which is : "pay your taxes, contribute and this road will be finished very soon" .

@Salaax. Iska daa waleweynta toodi baa heysata. Warka Jahmuriyada Somaliland ku eekow. Maashi

^ he is an ethiopian . From mekelle.

Dhagax-Tuur;989638 wrote: Hawdian, Gaal buu ahaa laakiin gartiisa sii! Nin rag ah buu ahaa (rag = dadnimo iyo xilkasnimo leh). U qir. haye hadad hadalka sidas u digtey. waan aqabaley - mandala waxu ah wadani dalkiisa.

Gaal layidha Mandela baa dhimtey Gaal kala uun ba u ooya . Maanta siidex qof baa lagu diley buntland ee anigu kuwas baan ka naxayaaa . Maashi

^ Amiin May allah Swt guide us all.

@dear sadeeqi Guleed Im not sure we dealing with a muslimah here a lot of people are socalled Gallo in SOL (Jahanmba people ) but you right I must stop giving advice to all these trolls who hold fancy Mickey Mouse degrees it's getting boring now. I'm just gonna go and make myself a nice cup of shaay somali thats much better use of my valuable time. Waad sallamtin.

@ Kaluun -Please tell me the midgets pay you to promote them otherwise you sure are writng a lot for nothing. Ethiopia is 1000 years behind the rest of mankind , sorry to burst your bubble kid. Btw hows that raw meat eating stuff going for you guys any diarrhoea etc. I knew an ethiopian cleaner she jumped out of a balcony atleast she's happy now .