Bismilaah i would faint at the spot and then he would probably eat me!

lol poor mother

^^LOOOOOOOL don't let her out until she changes that nickname

Carry pepper spray with you, it's more useful sometimes than carrying a weapon which could be used against you. I would never want to carry that around, i'm those people who get all confused when they see an attacker maybe even faint or die of heart attack lol but again never been attacked alhamdu'lilaah so who knows how i would react.. But they were good self-defence tips "we are the children of the paranoid couple" LOOOOL

^^^LOL@slowly growing, Darman and his little tricks what is he up to now! hmmm by the way look at the three kids carefully they LOOK like triplets :rolleyes:

hey SOMALIAONLINE PPL...suppose if we get somaliaonline goverment lool oh noooo we're going to start fighting now, no government please

Hey Darman thanks for letting us know by the way shyhem or darman who ever remembers tell him i said Hi and hope he gets better... I promise no dem females hey hey u that's not fair! Ilaahhiy ha caafiyo ameen

1- pay off credit card Damn these amercians!! Oh man, that's what i hate about credit cards u should always stay away from them! 2. Hunt Down a good Job Grad Job Good luck, now a days it's really hard finding a nice decent job with the 4year degree Summer to do list: 1)get some rest 2)get a car 3)leave the little town

^^^^^ loool but hey come on it's kind of understandable, when u meet people here in the (forums)u meet them by their nicknames, so it's easier to remember them by their nicks

loooooooool

4get about the emotional stuff. lol it's not that easy hey it's really hard woow ur soo brave proud_sista i can never imagine myself doing that, but again good luck!

LOOOL@police man

loooool easy to spot a doqon i guess

loooooooooooool@37

I'm 2pac, shhhh dont tell anyone, still got another 3 months b4 my come back, lol LOOOOOOOOL don't disappoint them they're waiting... sept 13, 2003 and oh ya what time?

I'm 2pac, shhhh dont tell anyone, still got another 3 months b4 my come back, lol LOOOOOOOOL don't disappoint them they're waiting... sept 13, 2003 and oh ya what time?

I'm 2pac, shhhh dont tell anyone, still got another 3 months b4 my come back, lol LOOOOOOOOL don't disappoint them they're waiting... sept 13, 2003 and oh ya what time?

I'm 2pac, shhhh dont tell anyone, still got another 3 months b4 my come back, lol LOOOOOOOOL don't disappoint them they're waiting... sept 13, 2003 and oh ya what time?

Nice names can't even decide what to pick HADITH: "On the Day of Qiyaamah you will be called by your (own) names and the names of your fathers. Therefore keep good names." (Abu Dawood.) Never knew this

Interesting indeed, Do u really think the word mosque came from the word "mosquito"? If it's true insha'allah i'll try to stop using it,first time hearing this i also use the word a lot even around muslims well as modesty said it's hard to use "masjid" around non-mulims since they don't know what it is ..

The answer is to recite AYAT AL-KURSI after each salat. Subhana'allah something very simple, takes less then a min!

Subhanalaah! thanks this is a good reminder, The more we remind each other about death the harder we work towards it.. who knows tomm could be ur day, they cry ....not knowing i cry more

LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one! smart little kid :cool:

Some really funny and cute pick up lines

LOOOL