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Og_moti Innocent is a sista :mad:

Note To Self.... Note to Self: If you take in caffiene, your learning ability will improve. Note to Self: be careful what you say in front of the kids. One-day they will embarass you. Note to self: Gotta check somaliaonline more often. Continue Nomads....

Funny Cases MARRIAGE.... #CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. #CASE 2 At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." #CASE 3 Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished. #CASE 4 Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status. #CASE 5 A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it." #CASE 6 Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad : "That happens in most countries son." #CASE 7 Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late." #CASE 8 A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes #CASE 9 When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. #CASE 10 Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen. #CASE 11 After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." #CASE 12 A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine." #CASE 13 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new. #CASE 14 A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."

Wlc dhuusaaye what a name :rolleyes:

Wlc dhuusaaye what a name :rolleyes:

Wlc dhuusaaye what a name :rolleyes:

Wlc dhuusaaye what a name :rolleyes:

Cool topic Pixie, Poet loool funny thoughts Anyways here's mine.... Why do they say "innocent until proven guilty"...when it's really "guilty until proven innocent"... why is that when our hooyo's call us they say 'hooyo'.. why is that when someone calls they always say "aslaam alyekum" but other times they hardly say it.. I'll be back later with more

I love my city, quiet and nice, not too wild some people may call it boring but loving it

Wlc Positive, indeed it's a beautiful site Hope u enjoy ur stay

Yusufaddie it's not an article i wrote first of all, A brother asked the question and it was answered by some(culumaa), Second of all read the article carefully before jumping to conclusions. you have not presented your proof that it was indecent Read the Conclusion..that's all i have to say

Nice article I have two friends they both wear the veils but they have no problem taking pictures while their faces are couvered, but don't know about drivers licence. P.S. Since wearing the veil is not compulsory, there's no point in the sisters to take legal action

Hey Entrepreneur i heard people in Kenya eat donkeys, so it's not a bad idea export it to Kenya

2real to answer your question blue in arabic is azraq..

Best place to live would be "Mecca"

Sad walaahi seen it on the news, couldn't even believe it.. they keep on calling the place and asking questions about God or if they can talk to him.. P.S. I thought the number belonged to a station.

Come on guys there is no one who is ugly, everyone has at least a beautiful thing in himself or herself, I think she's okay an average somali woman :rolleyes:

lool@nuune My voice is scary :rolleyes:

loool@Og_moti I hate ALL animals too much trouble

loooooool@shyhem Deeqa i guess shyhem answered your question, but personally i think the main problem in why they (men) are scared to commit is the "responsibilities"...Once your married that's it, no more playing around time to act like a real man.. *still laughing*

Shukran Jidaawy WOW masha'alaah Beautiful pictures I've been to Makkah but i was just a little kid, Hope to go there one day insha'allah May allah make it easy for those who wish to go to Makkah ameen

Congratulations Lovely me P.S. Hope he's not too cultured, Og_moti i hope u've accepted this by now

Wlc Entrepreneur

Hey sweet_gal Just make sure that you take all your math's and sciences, that way it's easier if you plan to change majors(trust me you don't want to go back to H.S). There's a lot of university or college students with undeclared majors, so need to worry Enjoy your last year in H.S