*Blessed;935424 wrote: :D Iska daaya Alpha, waa lagu cadho burburaa on a bad day, he's a good sport in that sense. Yes if Alpha leaves SOL along with his many scripts, this place will be a cyber ghost town:D

Ma safaaradaad kala wareegtay. You know the Americans are talking to Kim Jong-Un via the Chinese. So can I be the China man here?

^ The Jubbaland conferences are still going on. So be patient:)

In June last year I decided to register myself with this forum after reading other member's posts for a while and realised that the online reputation of the great nation of Somaliland needed protecting. My request was rejected outright because of my email which is SOMALILAND@HOTMAIL.COM. I was incensed and smelt an insidious conspiracy against the great nation. Later that day after calming down with the aid of three mugs of xawaash tea, I sent an email to the piratelander who until June last year owned this website. The email was a Trojan horse and upon him clicking it, I took full control of his machine, his passwords, everything really and then flooded his hard drive with child porn. Then I called the police and his home was raided and computer confiscated for evidence. So dear SOLers Libaax-Sankataabte was from June last year just one of my many user names:cool:

Maayarkii Hargeysa oo ku Geeriyooday Isbitaal ku Yaalla Imaaraadka Carabta iyo Siilaanyo oo Guddi u Magacaabay Aaskiisa Axad, Abriil 07, 2013 (HOL) — Gudoomiyihii golaha deegaanka Hargeysa, isla markaana ahaa Maayarkii Hargeysa Eng:Yusuf Warsame Siciid ayaa saaka ku geeriyooday wadanka imaaraadka Carabta oo uu muddo ku xanuunsanayay. Madaxweynaha Somaliland, Mudane, Axmed Maxamed Maxamuud (Siilaanyo), ayaa tacsi u diray, Golaha Degaanka Hargeysa, Ehelkii, Qaraabadii, Asxaabtii, iyo Dhamaan Shacbiga Reer Somaliland, ee uu ka baxay ALLE ha u naxariistee Maayarkii Caasimada Hargeysa MARXUUM, ENG. YUUSUF WARSAME SICIID oo ku geeriyooday Cusbitaal ku yaal Imaaraadka Carabta Saaka Subaximadii hore. Madaxweynuhu waxa uu Marxuumka ku tilmaamay muwaadin jecel dalkiisa iyo horumarka ummaddiisa, mudo dheerna u soo shaqaynaayey sidii uu ugu tari lahaa dadkiisa iyo dalkiisaba. ALLE ha u naxariistee Doorashadii Golaha deegaanka ka dib waxaa loo doortay Maayarka Caasimada Hargeysa si uu aqoontiisa iyo kartidiisa ugu horumariyo caasimada Hargeysa, inkastoo intii loo doortay Maayarka Caasimada ka dib uu la soo dersay Xanuunkan uu haatan u geeriyooday Marxuumku. “Madaxwaynuhu waxa uu ILLAAHAY uga baryayaa Marxuumkaa inuu naxariistii Janno ka waraabiyo, Qoyskii, Eheladii, Qaraabadii, Asxaabtii Golihii Degaanka Hargeysa ee uu maayarka u ahaa, iyo Dhamaan Shacbiga Reer Somaliland ee uu ka baxayna Samir iyo Imaan ka siiyo”ayaa lagu yidhi war-saxaafadeed ka soo baxay madaxtooyadda. Sidoo kale, Madaxweynaha Somaliland Mudane, Axmed Maxamed Maxamuud (Silaanyo) waxa uu Digreeto Madaxweyne oo Sumadeedu tahay JSL/M/MG/083-1696/042013 ku magacaabay Gudi qaban-qaabo oo u xilsaaran Aaska Marxuumkaasi, Gudidaas oo ka kooban 15 Xubnood. Waxaana guddidaasi gudoomiye looga dhigay Wasiirka Wasaaradda Arrimaha Gudaha, Wasiirka Wasaaradda Diinta iyo Awqaafta, Wasiirka Wasaaradda Waxbarashadda, Wasiirka Wasaaradda Dhalinyarada, Ciyaaraha iyo Dhaqanka, Wasiirka Wasaaradda Kalluumaysigga iyo Khayraadka Badda, Wasiir Ku-xigeenka Wasaarrada Warfaafinta, Dh. Iyo Wacyigelinta, Taliyaha Ciidanka Booliiska, Maayar Ku-xigeenka Caasimadda Hargeysa, Xoghayaha D/Hoose ee Caasimadda Hargeysa, Guddoomiyaha Xafiiska Xildhiidhka Golayaasha ee Madaxtooyadda, Xildhibaan Axmed Cabdi Kijaandhe, Xildhibaan Maxamuud Axmed Oobsiiye, Mudane, Maxamed Baarjeex, Mudane, Cali Cumar Xasan Guuleed, Marwo, Aamina Yusuf Aar. Alla ha u naxariisto Maayarkii magaaladda Hargeysa Marxum Yuusuf Warsame Siciid oo muddo dhawr bilood ah hayey xilkaasi, waxaanu ahaa khabiir aqoon badan u leh qurxinta iyo qaabeynta magaalooyinka, waxaanu ka soo shaqeeyey Soomaaliya, Jabuuti iyo dalal reer Yurub ah. Maayarka ayaa ka soo baxay xisbiga taladda haya ee KULMIYE, waxanay aad u taageereen soo bixitaankiisa, isla markaana ku guulaystay maayarnimada, haseyeeshee isagoon aan wali shaqadii si rasmi ah u bilaabin ayaa xanuunkan uu u geeriyooday ku dhacay, waxaanu muddo ku jiray cisbitaal ku yaala magaaladda Dubia ee imaaraadka Carabta. Gudoomiyaha xisbiga Wadani, gudomiyaha xisbiga UCID iyo goleyaasha deegaanada magaalooyinka Somaliland, ayaa tacsi u diray marxumka , iyagoo ilaahay u baryey inuu janaddii fardawsa ka waraabiyo. Barkhad-Ladiif M. Cumar, Hiiraan Online barkhadladiif@hiiraan.com Hargeysa, Somaliland

Alpha Blondy;935367 wrote: the mayor of Hargeisa died this morning in Dubai. INAALILAAHI WAA INAA ILAYHI RAAJICUUN. Alle ha u naxariisto marxuunka samir iyo imaanna haka siiyo ehelkiisa. Amin

^ AMIN

Haatu;935176 wrote: In pure defiance I will post here. Do post version 2.0 of your Alpha thread;)

Whatever happened in the former republic is QADAR ALLE. However, I can't help but imagine what would have happened or what would SL and Somalia be like today if the SNM, SSDF, USC, and the other repel groups who fought Siyaad Barre negotiated with each other and joined forces, chosen a leader from among their ranks who would also be the next president after the overthrow of Siyaad, coordinated their attacks, and formed a transitional government and constitution for post Siyaad Somalia before waging the war. I think Somaliland could have escaped the devastation and Mogadisho and Southern Somalia would not have gone through the massacres of 1991.

Wow I like this statue. It is so similar to Saddam's one in Baghdad!! It is such a good candidate for a toppling frenzy;)

What goes round comes round indeed. If Alpha thought it was fair to judge "people" or characters to be precise then he should be prepared to withstand the heat when it is his time to stand trial.

If few thousand tourists get off a plane and show up in Berbera tomorrow, will all of them be given a lavish casuumad? This bizarre culture of treating tourists as if they are dignitaries is getting out of hand. Someone should ask the Somalilanders to let these young men and women get on with their hiking and sunbathing.

Coofle;935160 wrote: Dee anigaba waa igu dhacday....Laakiin I consider it as part of good governance, wax kasta hadii la iska daayo sow meeshu buq noqon mayso. So you agree we live in a virtual North Korea where everyone is happy and healthy as long as the camera is rolling;)

Alla warla'aan ayaa haysa ka sidan u amaanay SOL. Yaa u sheega in meeshan Kim Jong Un masuul kayahay oo qoraalkayaga mar mar saqda dhexe lawaayo oon dib loo arag:D

Alpha Blondy;934869 wrote: male-nurse Adams, what's on the itinerary for this appointment? introductory 101 political correctness and how to appease self-loathing trash xalimos with an inferiority complex? are you a woman, inaar? runtii waan ka shakiyey. :confused: Waar maxaa horta kuu diiday inaad mawduuca laga hadlayo ka doodid adigoon umaddaa Ilaahay aan xag xaganayn

xiinfaniin;934861 wrote: Why is it a newsworthy other than the posters share a clan lineage with these traditional leaders, Talaabo? Well I am not really that interested in the article and did not even read it completely but you are absolutely wrong to suggest that only the OG clan members are supposed to meet with the president of the Somali region because of their clan relations. This mentality of yours is what dragged your country Koonfuria to the gutter and is still keeping it there.

Chimera;934856 wrote: According to Islam is heaven under a woman's feet or a man's? That fact alone makes us the lesser sex. That is true. Moreover, according to the shariah, the mother has THREE times the rights of a father when it comes to relationship with ones parents.

xiinfaniin;934846 wrote: Carafaat and Xaaji's clan leaders meet with Og-aden federal state president That is a newsworthy, isn't it? :D Ridiculous!! He is appointed the president of the SOMALI REGION of Ethiopia by that country's federal government so our traditional leaders are just tending to their vested interest when they visit him.

Well if I decided to sell my house but did not want a particular guy to buy it from me, then I would triple its actual price. Simple as that. In my opinion reverts are much better people than the Somalis. They are really good muslims and so may be the sisters want to marry better muslims which is a good thing.

Nice video and talented actors. We need more Somali TV productions not just Somali translations of Hindi and Turkish alien cultures.

Dear Alpha, your thread started to resemble the graffiti wall of a lunatic in an asylum. Faataxada ayaan bal kuu soo marayaa inaar:D

Safferz;934311 wrote: Is there not a line we can draw for acceptably safe and unsafe conditions, rather than see it as relative? I agree with you that their sense of safety and normalcy is calibrated with their conditions, that's what I was getting at -- new ideas of "normal" and "safe" emerge in conflict and post-conflict contexts, when the reality may be that human security is still precarious. A crude measurement can be made of safety. For instance, it could be measured by the number of killings, injuries, robberies, etc in a ten kilometer radius of an area per month. I would love to see Xamar, Baraawe, Merka Beledwayne, Kismaayo, and Boosaaso one day insha Allah.

SomaliPhilosopher;934245 wrote: Safety in Mogadishu and Hargeisa is night and day. The latter, I was able to to lurk around town 3 am (walking ), while in Xamar, I was scolded on the daily for returning past maghrib (driving) Don't do that now. The blood and crips gangs have recently taken over the city.

Chimera;934179 wrote: Huh? Why I would I need to visit the IDP camps when the Federal Government is already working on this situation as we speak? I am neither a millionaire, nor do I have the necessary real-estate connections to provide the IDPs with a home. What purpose would my visit there serve? I'm already well aware of the grinding poverty, I wouldn't have to send a cut of my own money back every month if this wasn't the case. I don't get this "be prepared for hell" sentiment some of you are projecting, as if I would go there thinking I'm in Monaco. As a baby. May God bless your heart and soul.

NGONGE;934371 wrote: I dreamt I was in a group of girls and we were screaming as some celebrity walked past. I had blonde hair and was flicking it off my face to see clearly but I still couldn't. Heh. You need to get gender reassignment, it is never too late my friend:) Here is their contacts so please get in touch with them. http://www.nhs.uk/Livewell/Transhealth/Pages/local-gender-identity-clinics.aspx