Alpha Blondy;948850 wrote: that's exactly what happened during the infamous habar-habar wars of the mid 90s. LOOL.... ;)

Alpha Blondy;948848 wrote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH......what's up with all these questions, inaar. you're confusing me. naga daa bahasha hadaba....:mad:....waar meeshu ma xafiskii CID-da tog-wajaale ah? Inaar waa inaad bedeshid marfashka aad bahasha kasoo baratid. They are doing a bad job ma istidhi:p

^ Like Iran's Hezbollah;)

Alpha Blondy;948845 wrote: ^ minority, ee sida uula soco. less than 24,000 per jilib..... Alpha monkey troopka haddii la isu soo ururiyo hal buur ayaa lagu koobi karaa ee sidaa ula soco:p

Alpha Blondy;948830 wrote: ^ so you are a monkey or a huuno? Lol Alpha why don't you do a little exercise and guess the sub-clan of the duriyada folks here?

Carafaat;945865 wrote: Alpha, we need to support the southern Duuriyad. Why the hell should we confine ourselves to Somaliland when we got so many inadeeros and beero in Somalia. I don't think any Somalilander would fancy moving to the South, but you are right the Southern D!r clans should get the support of those in the north.

Zionism (or more appropriately colonism) version 2.0:(

*Blessed;948718 wrote: I know what you mean, Somalis 'jin diagnosis' for everything is unhelpful but spiritual healing (both religious and secular) can work wonders if used by a trained professional - if fact, it's acknowledge in mental health care plans (in the UK at least), religion and spirituality is dear to many and provides great motivation for change. Another common Somali prescription for mental health that really gets me is: 'guurso' or 'u guuriya'. Grrr ! In addition to the mental health problems, a lot of Somali men who are gay also marry unsuspecting straight women because of the family and social pressures they are subjected to. Such sham marriages quickly end in disaster, victimising everyone from the "wife" and children to all the parents and siblings. Somalis would rather bury their heads in the sand than confront the social issues which affect them so severely.

Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;948774 wrote: I can't believe dad ayaaba dhaqankii Galbeedka ku taraaraxay, believing 'therapy, counselling' and the likes of AA. Quraan saar ayaa kun jeer dhaamo waxaas. Wax walba waa 'willing' -- a willingness from qofka rabo in uu noloshiisa badalo, no psychiatrist or counsellor or any therapist would change one, if one doesn't want to change. Wax walba waa mental. Same with qofka Quraanka la saaro, same way with qofka loo guuriyo. Everything comes from mentality, not from some egg-head men as though thinking inay adduunka soo dhameyeen. This person is not Linsay Lohan and her likes. What is next? An intervention and a treatment centre? We have our own ways, our own cultural intervention, which is much better than this fancy modern one. And it worked, still working . Yes it worked very well in ruining the Somali society and keeping it in the stone age.

Alpha Blondy;948289 wrote: since falling seriously ill about 7 weeks ago, i now have an addiction to pre-packaged foods. everything has to be either canned, sealed or bottled. it ruining my life. i don't know what to do? i've noticed i'm getting skinnier......HELP ME PLEASE. A classic way of hijacking a thread;)

This forum has become too poisonous with tribalism. Whilst a bit of harmless tribalism and taking the mickey out of other clans is fun to have once in a while, the problem now a days is, it has become a daily ritual.

I am sure this war cry had worked for our Arab brothers in the past when the region was a much more violent place. We should respect their culture and stop making fun of their time tested way of life.

Che -Guevara;948412 wrote: Lol

Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar;948478 wrote: Fiqi seedigiisa si fiican u salaamoyaa. Laakiin seedi lagu qasaaray waaye. Gabar aad u fiican ayuu qabaa la yiri, xaafadii Afrikaan Filan (African Village) ee Xamar ka degnaan jireen, built by the Kacaan government for the government civil servants, the same government uunan maqli karin today. A government who paid his rent, what a true waraabe he is today. Do you mean the same government who nearly wiped out his people off the face of the earth? Or are we talking about the government of planet mars?

I don't see anything new in this video. America recognised a single Somalia since 1960.

Saalax;948433 wrote: From all those distatorus things that were happening at that time. It is common knowledge the British were interested in the coastal areas of Somaliland to provide goods for their Aden colony. Somaliland wasn't even a colony. They were never interested in the interior until the terrorist Mad Mullah started attacking the interior. We can say most of the damage inflicted in the interior groups is because of the terrorist Mad Mullah who didn't even have the guts to free his kins in Ethiopia who were facing Ethiopian aggression at that time including leading to the deaths of thousands of Khaatumos. Unless you have been living under a rock Somaliland is a sovereign state so technically it is independent hence why your "Somalia" officials including your uncle Ali Khalif Galaydh the man who embezzled many funds destined for the south can't set foot in Somaliland nor can he visit his so called hometown of "Las Anod". On top of being a sovereign state we also have little stooges whose lands we control by the names Xaabsade, Xaklotoosiye and other pay phones. I think that is pretty impressive, only de jure recognition is left. Saalax your tribalism has no boundries, please tone it down. And stop insulting our politicians and fellow citizens.

War cry kulahaa:confused: If the mad mullah came across these guys he would probably have ordered his foot soldiers not to touch them for he is would not be too sure about their gender:D

Alpha Blondy;947738 wrote: this company is a disgrace. its owned by Hormuud telecoms but operates in SL under the guise of 'telesom'. they should leave immediately to xamar where i'm sure these new numbers have more usefulness. they have defecated on our faces and not for the first time. I am sure the people of Somaliland do not care who or what owns Telesom and other companies operating in Somaliland as long as there is a healthy competition in every sector of the economy. Who wants to be under a tyranical monopoly? The only problem I have with any company doing business in Somaliland is their failure (or rather the government's failure) to collect appropriate tax rates from them.

^ Cuqdad dee;) But of course other clans can also make such videos about the D block to take the micky;)

If this is what they are doing with a mere two million US Dollars of aid money, I dare not think what they would do with the multi-billion dollar windfalls it oil is found and extracted in Somaliland. Something needs to be done and fast if we are to avoid becoming another Congo or Nigeria.

Che -Guevara;947573 wrote: ^But they welcome Khaatumo with open arms:D But what's missing here, they need to decide if they are a country or tribe. I am reminded of the late Tahseen Bashi when he said, :"Egypt and Iran are the only two real countries in the region (Middle East), and the rest are simply "tribes with flags." So Naxar, what we are dealing with are tribes with flags. There are only two real Somali capitals, Jabouti and Mogadishu as of today. On side note, the video is useless and not helpful. We don't need to decide anything because Somaliland is already a nation of many tribes living in harmony. It is really the likes of you who should decide whether to wake up to reality or keep hallucinating. This video like million others in Youtube is probably made by a sick person and should not be here in this forum.

^ Nin daar kujiraa daroor ma arko

Haatu;947413 wrote: Don't get me wrong Oodwenye, I was never a supporter of this federalism rubbish least of all this J/land mashruuc, but the thing that made me support it was when I saw the alternative: a president in bed with mory@an illiterates that go by the name Golaha Dhaqanka HAG, who's reduced himself to petty clan agendas and seems to be blind to the greater good. So, I thought to hell with them all (remember my 'Balaayo Reer Somalia tirade?) and went with the lesser of the two evils if you like. NFD might be in a bad shape, but it's nothing compared to that Hell on Earth next door. Any evidence dear Haatu? You should never fall for the usual clannish propaganda spouted by the myriad of amateur tabloid websites whose sole agenda seems to be nothing but the spread of fitnah. For NFD to make any tangible progress, all the local Somali politicians should come together to form a political single party which serves the interests of the people and support with whichever national party gives NFD the best deal.

oba hiloowlow;947444 wrote: :D imaginary states Usheeg dee inaar. Tell these tired dillutional folks to go back to their homes, look after their children, and free London's already congested streets for the hardworking Brits who pay for their welfare.

May Allah make this year the beginning of peace and prosperity for Somalia and the whole region. Amin.