^The full Somali guy;)

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DoctorKenney;982852 wrote: ^^ The Maher was just an example of the entire attitude I was trying to convey here. Some (and I only mean SOME) Somali women say to a brother "I want this, I want that, I want this, I want that" (car, house, clothes, everything) .....but when she meets an Ajnabi she says to him "My only requirement is that you're Muslim" ....are you telling me you aren't disturbed by this pattern? Why the two sets of standards? Again, this only goes for a small minority of women. And BTW, Pakistanis are Muslims. So the men would have to pay a Maher to find a wife. You're confusing Pakis with Hindus here. .. Actually all the Indian Muslims and I think the Pakistanis and Bangladeshis too have the same damn culture as the Hindus when it comes to marriage. The woman literally buys the man;)

nuune;982753 wrote: Didn't know Rageh inuu naag cadaana faaganayo!! Dee labeentii ay Raage Cumar iyo Mo Faarax heleen ayuu isna raadsaday:p

Alpha Blondy;982522 wrote: oh yeah? saas miyaa? don't tell me you roll with this new wave of little akhis experiencing an identity crisis. you know the sort....... who have culture of the hip-hop gangster but dress islamically. i hear they're spreading and everywhere in the UK. ruunti, its astonishing how y'all keep your thug-culture lifestyle compliant with your islamic beliefs, abti. ma ruunba y'all little thugs-turned-reformed-akhis roam the streets at anti-social hours, sell weed to your akhi brothers and claim benefits? how can y'all justify such behaviours, horta? sporting little skirts with socks and trainers that match and carrying Winnie The Pooh key chain on your ultra small Nike bags........ is not swagger nor is it impressing anyone, abti. stay away from the akhis, abti. waa iga taalo. Your observational skills are quite impressive Al:o Now I am suspicious you might have been a colleague of Faisal Cali Waraabe in jaanjuusnimo:mad:

^ I did not know that!! I always though the Kenyan rivers were a long way from NFD. The long foot nomads were indeed smart to follow their camels until they reached the river although I don't think they would now give up their time honoured nomadic lifestyle that easily or anytime soon. The best thing to do is to introduce farming to the nomads step by step by teaching them how to combine their nomadic tradition with "part-time" farming:D

Alpha Blondy;982482 wrote: i did, you know. it was excellent. how was your siesta, abti? You know in the UK we frown upon siesta. We say it is for the benefit scroungers

Alpha Blondy;982499 wrote: double agent Safinova, please report your finds of the enemies activities. please use the S.A.L.U.T.E as taught in the academy.

Secular non-Muslim institutions like Oxford and Cambridge also offer an excellent education on Islam.

^ LOL;)

Apophis;982595 wrote: All those branches you mentioned collectively disagree with what you are. Clearly. And what am I?:confused:

Safferz;982540 wrote: Except he was born in Somalia... I think he meant to say the country of our origin or ancestry. Also those who were born in Somaliland before 1991 where born in the Somali Republic.

^ I think we answered your question.

Apophis;982440 wrote: You're talking out of your backside. One side are trying to fit the square of Islam into a liberal hexagonal space for clearly personal reasons, while the other side present the religion as it is. I have rarely agreed with what DoctorKenny writes on this forum but he's utterly correct here. Islam is really clear on this, either accept it for what it is or leave it . Which "Islam" is clear on this? Shia brand? Or the hot headed Salafi branch? What about the mysterious Sufis? Or the hated Wahabis? I like the whirling dance of some other cult somewhere in Syria and Turkey, so what about their version of the "truth"? I think Al Sabaab and their Al Qaeda allies have also got their own franchise and should be considered. Be more specific about what you are talking.

Mooge;982576 wrote: i told jacalybro that picture he was showing off here was embarrassing and it made the old man look compromised, violated and sick. lool. aaway lataliyihii odayga ee media u qaybsana. haduu Jacaybaro yahay, walagu khasaray. lol. Yeah it is a PR disaster as can be seen from this false and malicious report about his health lol.

*Ibtisam;982580 wrote: At 18, maxaa iyaad waxaan ka galey ba? What happened to keeping your head in the books- She should not even know men exist at this age- let alone categorize them. LOL:D

Safferz;982474 wrote: I'm a biased Canadian on this, but I don't think French being offered in schools is a bad thing. It opens a lot of doors, but since English is the more important language internationally, I hope Somaliland puts more emphasis on English. I was a little surprised by the limited English skills university students back home had, and schools like the University of Hargeisa claim to instruct students in English. It wasn't too long ago that students like my parents were able to become fluent English speakers without ever leaving Hargeisa. Somaliland used to have a number of high quality schools like Sheikh which were very similar to the private schools in Britain. Those schools also had a lot of British and Indian teachers. I don't like the way the French peddle around their language to feel a sense of superiority.

Haatu;982434 wrote: Brothers like Saalax who have imagined superiority when it comes to Southern Somalis. Illeen Carab bey ismoodeen. When the South gets out of its turmoil and develops faster than Somaliland(southerner work harder) things will change.

Did you have a nice siesta Al?

*Ibtisam;982468 wrote: I thought the French were staying in DJ- they are not in Somaliland- can't imagine they are ducking bullets in flipflops like the turks in South either They came to Somaliland a number of times and have explicitly said they want to promote the French language and culture.

Safferz;982466 wrote: Hmm interesting, do you have more info on this? Where do they want French taught? French is a useful language to know depending on where you are, but I would hope Somalis prioritize English for second language learning. http://www.qurbejoog.com/2013/05/22/france-extends-official-invite-to-president-silanyo/

*Ibtisam;982461 wrote: LOOOL @ run for politics! Safferz I think Somali men can't help joining politics- thanks. Tallabo- I dont like what the Turks are doing the horn- and I'd rather pay from my pocket then take a scholarship from them or the Irainains- we are being recolonized by them- and their grip on the Somali education sector is starting to scary me. Little kids singing the Turkish national anthem, dont know how to write Somali or even Arabic. And the French want to join the re-colonisation club too as they want French language taught in our schools. Caruurtu waabay ku carrab beelaysaa luqaddaa foosha xun.

Safferz;982456 wrote: Tallaabo leave them alone dee, I love seeing people working on their health and getting into shape, regardless of size. I cheer for them in my head when I see larger people outside running and being active They cause tremors which can register as high as 7 on the Richter scale

Tallaabo;982455 wrote: Nice;) I ate giraffe meat as a little boy. I also ate ostrich meat, deer meat, a lot of sakaaro(don't know its English term), and rabbits(very delicious) Oh I forgot to add humans meat too;) I used to bite people when I was a child:p