Alpha Blondy;982686 wrote: the key here is not to make a joke. that's what clowns do. being deliberately funny doesn't work. the joke must have a context. don't state the obvious...... instead make the obvious seem sphinx-like and strange. this technique works for me? e.g - in the crazy world of basic maths........it's probably the only place where a person buys 67 tins of beans and nobody wonders why! :p I will take that into consideration. And haatu turn off your phone!

Safferz;982681 wrote: Just be yourself, dee Lol I think you misunderstood not writing a joke for a chick.. im no Chandler

fck it perhaps i will be funnier tmrw? some chick just randomly messenged me on tango, fortunately i was able to procure some punchlines there

lol @ onion not creative writing, at least not now.

writing a joke is very difficult

Somalida waa reer guuraah. Getting a mortgage is the least somali think you can do sxb!

There has been much controversy surrounding the infamous "Somalis behind bars" thread, a creation of Nin-Yaaban. There has been accusations of slander, defamation of individuals and the Somali race, disturbing the peace, and breaking golden rules #6 and #7, which are posted below. Accusations have reached a point to which Nin-Yaaban has released a "youtube" video explaining himself. This video has been digitally saved and placed in the evidence chamber and will be taken into consideration. Nin-Yaaban may be found guilty of breaking golden rule #6 if proof is brought to the court showing one of the SOL nomads were exposed via "Somalis behind bars"... The other charges rest in the discretion of the court... This is an open platform to come to a decision regarding this controversy. The judge,SP, will come to a decision upon hearing from the people. Golden Rules: 6 - Privacy: respect the privacy of other nomads. Do not post another nomad's phone number, home or office address, personal or family information , pictures, email or chat conversation, or SOL pm conversation, without a permission from the nomad or the administrator of Somalia Online. Do not post links of other pages where such information is available either. Respecting the privacy of the members of this site is paramount. If you violate this rule, you will be banned. 7 - Flaming: absolutely no personal attacks (direct or indirect). Criticize ideas, not people. Flaming will not be tolerated in any way. This includes any material which is vulgar, profane, defamatory, harassing, hateful, threatening, invading of others privacy, sexually oriented, or violates any laws.

underdog;982636 wrote: You'd be surprised how many female taxi passengers refuse to pay a fare and threaten to accuse the driver of "touching them". The numbers were incredible in Toronto before they put cameras in cabs. Here are some cases for you to consider: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10160029/Cab-driver-falsely-accused-of-rape-saved-by-his-phone-app.html http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/edmonton-cabbie-sues-passengers-over-false-assault-allegations-1.797780 http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-23645807 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1184989/Court-rules-taxi-driver-falsely-accused-rape-receive-compensation-legal-first.html http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/justice-for-taxi-driver-falsely-accused-1531912 http://angiemedia.com/2012/07/05/taxi-cab-driver-falsely-accused-of-sexual-assault-as-ploy-to-avert-13-cab-fare/#.UmaDVNuF-FM http://omegavirginrevolt.wordpress.com/2011/10/21/how-long-until-taxi-drivers-refuse-service-to-all-women/ Nin Yaaban, maybe you should stick with the convicted instead of the accused. I agree, bordering slander

Hmmmmm just as I thought

Making an order for 5 movies what do you suggest

^^ you have integrated yourself way to easy here for you not to be a script

Apophis;982467 wrote: You're the expert on (French style) deconstruction so please break it down for me exactly where I have been ambigious in the post prior to yours claiming the aforementioned charge. And a mole would throw “paranoid" charge around; it's not unexpected. Yeah i got you. you are very ambiguous somewhere over there. Now dont overstretch again and mistake all ambiguity for wit now...

Apophis;982457 wrote: I hinted at this in the pm but it clearly didn't stick so let me be blunt: I'm not into “let us qurbo-jog meet when we're in Africa" bullshyt so stop trying to map my movements. Plus I have a distinct feeling you're a CIA mole. lool asking where you moved to is a big stretch from "lets meet up"... quite the jumper aren't ya? CIA mole thats flattering. Let me correct myself ambiguity and paranoia r your biggest asset.

^^if your willing to study in Turkey they r offering full scholarships for postgraduate study

Safferz;982433 wrote: I was joking dee, you're still my favourite How can I break up with someone who references Ngugi and Fanon? And I like you even more for seeing what everyone else missed about my comments in that awful thread. This one is for SP... :rolleyes:

Safferz;982433 wrote: I was joking dee, you're still my favourite How can I break up with someone who references Ngugi and Fanon? And I like you even more for seeing what everyone else missed about my comments in that awful thread. This one is for SP... :rolleyes:

Apophis;982443 wrote: Is avocado classed as meat now? And it tasted, surprisingly, like Giraffe meat. ambiguity is your biggest asset huh? And carnivore is a restaurant in Kenya that serves giraffe meat.

Apophis;982429 wrote: I ate Giraffe meat today and washed it down with a couple of glasses of ice cold Avocado juice. Definitely worth the money. Carnivore? How does giraffe meat taste?

You broke up with me dee

Safferz and ibtisam are the equivalent of that one guy in your group of friends that always tries to force himself into your plans. GTFO this is the mens corner! Akhlaaq yeelo!

The inherit problem in this debate is safferz is approaching Islam academically-a more so theoretical angle- and the rest r approaching Islam as everyday practicers- practical Islam... practically two different religions

Alpha Blondy;982237 wrote: this is what i wrote a while back.....let me know what you think. I think if such strategies you speak of were implemented Al-Shabaab would be gone very shortly... though a visionary is a requisite to such actions. i am not too familiar with Cabdi Iley though from this he appears like an intelligent guy. Hassan Sheikh can certainly make use of that post

What is the current status of the ONLF?? Are expat ONLF fighters viewed in the same light as Al-shabaab diaspora fighters in terms of the west?

You guys need to chill out with this characterizing... btw my ex wife is in that video!

Haatu;982214 wrote: That author should've written the book in Somali. Tell him the Golaha Ilaalinta Afka Hooyo (GIAH) spits on him. hmmm interesting to see haatu has 'decolonized' his mind