Though often said by Somalis outside the country, I'm not sure this idea of 'Somalis hate federalism' is reflected by Somalis living inside the country. I think those back home do not care one way or the other. How can they, when they have more immediate concerns of food and water security? If they get peace they'll be happy.

The Tutsis are Tutsis, Somalis are Somalis-stop trying to claim anyone with a fair complexion as Somali. What's next, Somalis are Arabs??

Somali philosopher;848015 wrote: ^^^ that is what I thought Somali women refused them so he tries to dis honor them. Ugandan acusin Somali of std, wow Also look how he compares Somali women to Congolese women, totally unaware the huge cultural differences between the two. The writer is an idi0t and a propagandist. Don't be troubled by it; it is made up stuff.

This writing is awful, I cannot believe it is written by anyone above secondary level of education though I have read Kenyan newspapers and their writers' grammar and spelling is not far off this article. Second, though the writer seems to console his disappointment for the lack of UPDF soldiers "bonkin" (what an awful word) Somali women with nonsense about STDs and condoms- perhaps the real reason is no self respecting Somali women would consider a Ugandan as sexual partners, especially in Somalia. I imagine it would also be unacceptable to the family,the clan and the tribe. There is also religious interests to consider.

aero;847995 wrote: How does jungle bunny sound to you? Hopefully idiotic enough for you el porch changitto. I wasn't calling you porch anything just clarifying that since humans are part of the Ape family. Again, my intention was not to insult.

Blackflash;847985 wrote: I was actually shocked when I realized I wasn't alone. We're everywhere, I don't even have many Somali friends and I know a half dozen or so. These are full fledged atheists by the way, not the drinking, clubbing type who still call themselves Muslims. Actually every human being is an Atheist of some kind because no human would say I believe in all the Gods that have existed throughout human existence. Rationalist go one step further and deny all gods until there is evidence.

What a morbid thread but do we know the number? It maybe statistically significant.

Soon you should be a pro-junker. You won't leave your house without a dozen or two outgoing junk mail going to finest companies in the world. It's a win win!

El-punto- it's not being someone's “lapdog" by referencing one's assertion, it is common sense. To do otherwise is to open yourself to a charge that your claims are baseless.

Bluelicious;847903 wrote: I wanna go next year i'm planning to do so who knows maybe I will see you there if you go too. Oh you'll see me alright- with my special Wimbledon macaawis & garan....if the weather allows: )

Bluelicious;847871 wrote: Why haven't I thought of this before so smart. I'm also fed up about commercial junk gonna try it out thanks for the great tip. Just today I did Barclays a favour by sending THEM a bunch of Indian takeaway menus. Because I care!! :cool:

Bluelicious;847878 wrote: Loooooooooool we know exactly why. Do you like to see those women grunt and the way they are dressed It makes the sport that much more interesting! I tried to get tickets but was outbid, maybe next year...up and close:p

Haatu;847887 wrote: Somalia, I didn't say that it doesn't define the borders, but it paves the way for foreign countries to make claims. As for the Capital, does that even need to be put before any parliament? The capital is Muqdisho . Ama ku farax ama ka nax, this is a reality. Freeman, who says our armies have to fight? But what we can do is force the Ethiopians to call a referendum. That way, the people can decide. But I just want you to know how important economically that land is. I would like to know how?

Haatu;847860 wrote: The Freeman, this government doesn't have the spine to ask for our lost lands back but I'm afraid the matter is worse than you perceive. This government is in effect through this phony 'Dastuur' putting into question the current borders of the Somali Republic, whether that be land or sea. It is important to remember that Kenya lusts after a huge chunk of our oceans that is said to be rich in hydrocarbons. The fact that this 'Dastuur' was accepted by lixdii saxiixayaal in Nairobi does not sit well with some. Your attitude towards you occupied brothers leaves for much to be desired. The lost lands include fertile lands that are well suited for farming and grazing as well as two rivers that are the economic lifeline of our Republic. I would take back this land if anything else only for the economic benefits and its strategic importance. Being a downstream nation is an unfortunate thing. If the temporary constitution gives away land or sea belonging to the Republic then it is treacherous and should be opposed. There is nothing in the constitution to suggest any such things will happen.If you have any evidence (a paragraph from the Dastuur, for example) to support your argument please present it. Regarding the Somali brothers in other countries, I think they should decide what they wish to do. Fight or integrate. I think they should fight but I will not fight for them neither should the Republic. This idea of 'lost lands' has been an unbearable burden on the Somali republic. Somalia should welcome any Somali to its territory and treat such person like a citizen but it should never again allow its armies to be destroyed outside its borders.

I too enjoy women tennis. I can watch it for hours and hours

I think it is right that the Republic unburdens itself with those matters. Those living in the said areas should fight (or not) for their land. Somalia should focus on its citizens.

Oodweyne;847803 wrote: ^^^ Somalia , See to it to find out what in a high literary scene are known as that of an “allegorical simile” . For I assure you will cry at that time a relief knowing that your life has been immeasurably enhanced by getting to learn what hitherto you were too – shall we say – academically-challenged to know it in the first place, indeed… :D Is that a fancy way of saying metaphor?? :cool:

Nudawn, those places do not need the interference of the Somali Republic or its citizens; let the locals determine their own destiny. If they wish to fight, as they are doing in S/galbed let them do it; if they integrate like NFD, good for them. Somali Republic should concentrate on itself.

aero;847799 wrote: Think of porch monkey as one word. Porch monkey is a derogatory term for an African-American. It comes from the negative and unfair stereotype that these individuals sit on their porches all day doing nothing of value. anyone who calls people 'porch monkey' is an idi0t, twice. Porch ape!!

The first pictures of Somalilandus Gorrilius, very good! This species has been well hidden until now.

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Man,I can't wait to get my half of the oil money! It's a good day to be Somali

aero;847655 wrote: Hell no. Where I've grew up, African Americans will surely knock a Somali to the pavement for even uttering the word. I've literally caused a riot in my deep dark past for calling an African American a mentally shackled porch monkey cotton picking nigger . Meh, least I was telling the truth. Only the monkey part is inaccurate

Alpha Blondy;847715 wrote: NN, adiguna don't you get tired of regurgitating the same nonsense all the time sxb. you're displaying subtle hints of being a militant atheist. live and let live. don't think masqueriding between empty 'rational' words like 'reasonable' can hide your deep-seated issues and emotional instability. waar, people like you will rot in the deep dark red molten lava of hell and will be punished for your wicked sins for all of eternity lol. Stop threatening people with imaginary things!

Won't be long before they start chopping hands and stoning people. I hope the Malian army gets there and puts an end to this madness.