Uchi, the text beside my location is my favorite Katy Perry song. So, I thought it would be cute. And, I understand it was just a mere misunderstanding. thanks for the apology.

Fu, Apo & Che! I thought you guys were cool. Smh...

Nin yaaban, even do you and I have had our differences I'd like to say that you're a star nevertheless. Keep the mugshots coming!

Guys, I'm thinking some of you think that my friend is Somali. Well, he's not. And, I recieved some pretty good advice. Thanks to the following people: Alpha_Blondy, Nariah. You rock!

Ibtisam, that's really harsh don't you think? He is still in his 20s (which makes him young to me) and he's very good looking and tall. Plus, we have a lot of great conversations together. Blessed aka cursed/shaqo laan, I am a new user. No need to be rude. I'm sorry that we cannot all be like you on this forum since Y2K. Fun fact of the day, in 2001, I was 8 years old. lollll Raamsade, I'm sure you're all that. *eyeroll*

Nin-Yaaban;883385 wrote: LoL. Seems like a such a nice guy. What could ever go wrong...move in with him and stay for free. Warya, get back to posting about criminals.

Apo, stop being mean

you guys got jokes. i need a female's advice.

Narniah, ur right. i'm 19 and he's 29. Uchi aka shaqo laan you would know a lot about being a bored troll. you're dismissed ->

Macallinka waa shaqo laan. Get a job & a life bro and quit trying to enforce your views on women. :rolleyes:

Alpha Blondy;883357 wrote: i'm watching this programme right now and i have to admit its a little too x-rated but as a niikotologist the quality of niiko is a little poor and the women are fat and old. there is a need for a regulatory framework. LOL @t 'niikotologist'.

Who is a male just bought a new house. Wallahi, this house is so huge and it's really beautiful. I was over there the other day and we were talking about it and he was showing me around when out of nowhere he said to me, "you know you can live here too if you want. And, I was like what? How much is rent?" And, he continued with 'forget about the rent. you could live here rent free if you want to." I'm still shocked at this. What do you guys think? Should I take up his offer? The only thing that's really holding me back is him taking me to court for rent money if we have an altercation. :eek:

Nin-Yaaban;882828 wrote: LoL "hypothetically" speaking maybe? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/2752614204/47ebf7411786377d00067392527519da.jpeg This girl has been catching heat & countless of reblogs on Twitter for the following tweets: So me and this guy Tony had been talking for a few months, & things got serious very quickly. The Internet didn't do my feelings justice. He lives in the states, and needless to say there was tension of all sorts building, so I told him I'd fly him out. He told me he'd been trying to come to Canada for so long, Ottawa specifically, I asked him why and he said he'd heard it was beautiful. *sigh* a romantic. So we start planning and I paid for the ticket, hotel and car rental .. I was ridiculously excited. Anxious too. So I broke everything down to him, told home where to meet me and everything.. We were completely on the same page. At least that's what I thought -___-.... SO NOW, the day finally comes, and I'm nervous as hell, he was always telling me I was the only one for him and all that, but still.. So I pick up the rental and head to the airport. I got there like 30mins early. I wanted to surprise him too, so I bought him an MK watch. I check the boarding schedule and it says that his flight actually landed like 25 minutes ago ................ Uh.... Da fuqq? At this point it's been almost 2 hours.. My mind is racing.. And now the only solution is to say "fuqq it" and cut my losses. BUT IM NOT IN THAT PICTURE. AND I DIDN'T PICK YOU UP? I'm here thinking he's dead, because that's the only way I'll allow you to stand me up.. I go sit in the car and contemplate life, for a WHILE.. I call him again... And again... Then again. No answer.. But his phone IS on. BUT OH.. WAIT.. I get home sad AF.. Sitting there like, I can't believe this guy got cold feet.. And of course the only thing left to do is tweet through it. So now I'm sitting there in the airport, with this dumbass smile on my face. Time passes, and I worry, thinking something may have happened. MORAL OF THIS TRAGIC *** STORY.... NEVER FLY ANYONE OUT! UNLESS HE IS WHITE. AND THEN HE'LL PROBABLY FLY HIMSELF OUT. JUST DON'T DO IT. I spent damn near 1000$ so that this TRIFE ASSS HOEE... Could go be with the girl he'd been trying to come see for months SMH. I call his phone.. Like.. 7 times. No answer. The thought that he may have fuqqed me over didn't even cross my mind.. So obviously, since its twitter, i wanted to be subtle... so I comment "UHM W T F "...... No response. I DM him a sec later AND OF COURSE... I'm blocked. Damn, thirsty chicks are now flying niggaz out just to get curved. :rolleyes:

LMAO, Che

Che -Guevara;882807 wrote: So your parents have backward mentality? Not my parents per say. Mine are liberal, allahumdulliah. I love them so so much But, def other Somali parents.

Garnaqsi;882296 wrote: People in this site are surprisingly liberal for Somalis! That's because most of us are in our late teens- 20s. We also were born/grew up in the west. We are not like our parents and grandparents who still have the backward Somali mentality.

Wadani;882786 wrote: ^ ur not a good person. And, how did you come to that conclusion? What's that saying again...it takes two to tango. Right.

Naxar, I can't help it.

Okay, i'll confess. This is actually about me.

Apophis;882777 wrote: Anyway, best of luck with the Ménage à trois (it can be fun if done right) Somalis don't do that.

Apophis;882775 wrote: In the mirror Don't bully me you, atheist.

This is about my friend though you bullies.

Cool story bro! Somalia;882770 wrote: And on behalf of all men I can say with certainty, if it's walking, we will do it. :eek: Uff ahlak, have some standards please.

Somalia, it's Labellavida. and, I think your dusty behind should fall back.