Che -Guevara;767046 wrote: Garnaqsi...dam nigga you beat it to me you dam Nazi:-) Haha! :] Che -Guevara;767052 wrote: ^Which is the better half? That made me laugh. I might borrow it sometime.

Guys, you're being awfully rude here! Your reactions made me cringe. JB, Merry Christmas to you too and happy new year in advance! :]

Che -Guevara;767042 wrote: wtf Exactly my thought as well!

It appears Godwin's Law of Nazi Analogies is at work in the real world.

Sayid*Somal;766876 wrote: So the question is - do you still want to go to Hell (being mindful of its meaning) or would you rather be somewhere else? By 'somewhere else' do you mean a 'celestial North Korea', to use a Hitchensian phrase?

No offence to the guy, but if I were voting for anyone I would probably vote for Luke Donald.

Throughout my life I remember being snarky about how uneventful the year has been for me. It seems the events were all waiting to culminate for 2011. Things I couldn't have imagined happened. Suffice to say for a while I won't be wishing for a more eventful year.

Strangely, it seems many of you guys not only know that he is having an afterlife but are also aware of his situation down in there. I believe it was Bertrand Russell who said the trouble with the world is that the dumb are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

One of my favourite thinkers. May he rest in peace. RaMpAgE;765697 wrote: May he roast in hell for misleading so many people. "If hell has Christopher in it, then I’d like to reserve my place there now. " - Stephen Fry.

*Blessed;763821 wrote: Garnaqsi, run with that tenner and get us some tea, yeah.. hehehehe Haha, sure enough! I tried to watch the game the other day, but the commentator used the phrases 'waa yahay' and, strange enough, 'area dangerous' in seemingly every sentence that I spent the whole time laughing. It was hard to see Sanaag out, nonetheless. :[

OdaySomali;764996 wrote: I would say study something science and maths related; but above all something that interests you and that you enjoy. Stay clear from arts subjects whatever you do. Make sure you go to a red brick/russel group university if you are in the UK and still applying; go nowhere else and stay clear from former polytechnics even if this means deferring a year. Make sure that you get a first (class degree). If you do this, regardless of the degree that you study (so long as it it highly scientific/mathmatical), all career paths shall remain open to you. Best advice given so far!

This thread has become a joke! What are people basing the suggestions on? Typical Somalis obsessed with medicine! STOIC;764984 wrote: Graduate Degree in Sciences/Social Science: You will be a college professor with a decent inceome and job security if you ever become an associate professor after toiling many years as an assistant professor on a tenure track (if you lucky). I know of Somali guy that has a PHD in Pathology and does research in disease pathology with a big lab that is funded...A good career if you are curious enough. It should be mentioned that lots of science graduates end-up with jobs that aren't either research or teaching - for example, IT/computing, finance, engineering, finance, banking, actuarial and so on. I remember reading in somewhere that for economic analysis positions people with maths degrees are preferred over those with economic degrees. (Not surprising - I've friends who studied economics at one of the best universities in the world and yet can't do basic maths. No wonder the economy crashed!) Journalism: Chances are you might NOT be next Rageh Omar and if you think you have high chances of breaking in this industry go for it and you will either make it or become a PR office worker.... It should also be mentioned that people who become successful in Journalism have usually studied something else other than Journalism. For example, Rageh studied Modern History. If you look into the profiles of the editors of British newspapers you will probably find that none of them studied Journalism. The chances are they studied History or English or something similar. I bet even the editor of the Daily Mail didn't study Journalism! It can't even serve as a path-way to the career that it was supposed to lead to.

ugaas1;764545 wrote: I love spending time with kids, I am a good writer, a people person, love traveling, and very good at memorizing things. What should I become? What you've mentioned is not enough for anyone to make a decent suggestion. I don't think the fact that you like travelling, for example, has any meaningful bearing on what you should study at university. Stuff like academic subjects that you enjoy and are good at should play a significant role. Pick a decent subject that you like and reckon you will enjoy studying for three/four years. In my experience, choosing a degree course solely as means to a certain job or because of parental push usually ends up in regret.

Som@li;763877 wrote: lol, he is dead Then why is he still giving me trouble?

Che -Guevara;763652 wrote: Don't drink if you can't hold your liquor. Indeed. Besides, drinking doesn't drive you nuts unless you are nutcase to begin with. It probably just gives a little nudge over the edge. Normal people behave normally even when they are drunk or at least remain to occupy a shaded point in the normality plane.

Somalia;763647 wrote: But they didn't do the act cause they were Muslim, they did it because they were drunk. No-one claims they did it because of their faith. However, given that their faith-based excuse apparently served as a significant part of their disagreeable sentence, I don't think you have a valid point against the paper in mentioning their faith/religion (not that I'm a fan).

Somalia;763597 wrote: Ok then, what does their Muslim faith have to do with this? Their (accepted) excuse was that 'they weren't used to drinking because they're Muslims'. Libaax-Sankataabte;763644 wrote: My prayers are for the parents. Nothing is more horrifying and chilling than to see your little girl turn out to be this way. Ilaahayoow ceebteenna inagoo dhan astur. You forgot the victims!

Boondheere;763582 wrote: forexample if you have sex whit your Slave girl whit out even been married to that girl the islamic scholars from 4 mad-habs consider that not as a zinaaa. You're right, it's not zinā in that case; it's rape. they say your slave girl its your property you can have whit here intercorse whit out nikaaax. Oh, dear!

A tenner says Sanaag will win!

Haha! I haven't laughed deliriously like this for ages!

burahadeer;762421 wrote: Very nice.

Naxar Nugaaleed;762447 wrote: did she really 'tell him off' or did she just make an *** of her self More of the latter in my opinion.

NGONGE;761987 wrote: ^^ My ayeeyo died at 85 and never shared her journey with the world. I have an aunt that lives a few streets away from me who knows the entire quran off by heart and almost every bit of poetry even the most obsecure of my noble ancestors ever uttered. She never had to share her journey. War you are fish & chips and could, at a push, claim to have had a journey yet you didn't share it. Marka, this sharing business iga daa warya. So may muslimin? Masha allah. Hadaba cilmiga iyo waxbarashada diinta ha ku dadaasho. Hadalka badan na, ha naga dayso. Que jumping is not only not English, it's also not Islamic. Naga daa dee.

Alpha Blondy;761313 wrote: go sahil region. champions for 4 years running. I'll bet anything that's not true! Could someone please post the list of winners of previous tournaments?

GaroweGal;762211 wrote: I HATE England. I still have nightmares from my last visit. How people live there is beyond me. The weather was horrible the people were rude and that hideous accent I had to tolerate for two months, Lord had mercy on me for I survived. Too much racial tension, I managed to spot one indhayar, and she was on big brother . Zilch Indhayaris around, what was up with that? I don't blame these women, multiculturalism failed in Britain. That's really not true. It's a truth universally acknowledged, to use an Austenian phrase, that English people tend to be extremely polite. Remember, the people whose rantings on public transport has been posted all over the place are outliers.Most English people I came across in my entire life were kind and a delight to talk to. It's bit rude of you to describe the accent as 'hideous'. You also seem to be complaining about the weather and not seeing many oriental people during your stay in here. That's quite bizarre, to be honest.