Somalicentric

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  1. ^^^ loool i would hope that it's implied, if you have to state it then you might be two hop skips away from rape
  2. Apophis;898199 wrote: Sound like the same BS which was used to justify slavery; put yourself in their position and then tell me if you would like to be treated like an adult or a child/slave.
  3. Haatu to each its own. As for you Apophis, your life can be so much more if you just unclench, & just accept trivial things... being a rebel without a cause can be taxing I'm sure
  4. I saw this on an 1diot Abroad, fascinating. (funniest show i've ever watched btw).
  5. NGONGE;897798 wrote: ^^ Tell me about it. With people accusing Abwaan of being a former "moryaan", I had a thought about one that was a kid when the troubles in Somalia started and got addicted to killing. I some how imagined him finding his way to the West and managing to carve a respectable life for himself (a pretty girl with no moryaan history, an aroos with Khadra Daahir as the main singer and a job as a Taxi driver, etc). But there is an empty space in our career moryaan's soul. He craves the feel of killing something or someone like he easily used to do when he was younger. The story then goes on (in my head, though it's not yet fully cooked) to describe the way how he became a serial killer and how all dog owners in his local area came to be afraid of the Somali assasin. His reasons for killing the dogs are obvious of course (dogs waa najaas and one must get rid of all najaas, etc). I stopped myself from writing it in case I offended my friend Oba!
  6. Xaaji Xunjuf;897916 wrote: Sacuudi carabiya waligood nin iyo naag uun bay kala ilaalin. I legit giggled on that So upholding social norms/constructs are more important than rights for women and what the Quran actually teaches?! Interesting video, the prince is rather passive aggressive with his responses.
  7. Oh god all this talk about exams is about to give me an anxiety attack lol
  8. lol confidence?! debatable But hey, who am i to object, you are the intelligent one :rolleyes:
  9. Apophis;897399 wrote: Ok, let me put it this way: guns help men in the same way make-up helps women. Right, because last time i saw a man toting a gun, i thought to myself, "geez that is one good-looking fella" -____- staaahp it, just stahp it.
  10. ^^^ what would be the purpose, does he feel emasculated? or are you suggesting suicide? i think buying a duck would suffice
  11. VIOLA!!! Just make sure you don't sleep on white linens loool (every illusion comes with a price) Oh & you are welcome since i just gave you the most practical tip.
  12. Hov, Jay-z? your avatar? ooooh screw it!
  13. ^ What's your uni HOV? Btw, the duck video
  14. Apophis;897192 wrote: The first rule of trolling is to never admit to trolling. I find your trolling credentials suspect. Lol you caught me.
  15. LOL why am i so oblivious to the SOL dynamics?! as long as i have been trolling here i still haven't the slightest clue as to who is who, smh i am sooo out of the loop.
  16. It didn't really say that though, just that we need to push for other theories, instead of being complacent with evolution. Great video.
  17. Actually, now that i think about it, you are more like Nicolas Cage in all his movies loool 1:38
  18. Oba?! OBA?!! The hell?! He reminds me of George Castanza from Seinfeld, minus the xenophobia
  19. :rolleyes: NY can i have you as my bodyguard, clearly the world has lost it... i've always wanted to play a damsel in distress lol
  20. ^^^ Surely nobody deserves this, irrespective of how you feel. I was more pissed off that she was lip-syncing @Abwaan Lool these comments are more hilarious than the actual video. "oh cajal eey u galisay dadka eey iska dhigeey ayada ineey heseyso heheh waa lagu qabtey" "CD bay dadka u daartay nacalaa afkay nuuxnuuxinasay waala rabay saan duliyada"
  21. Wow this takes me back to my first wedding invitation when i was 9 in Nairobi, never saw this dance EVER again. Thanks for sharing indeed.
  22. Nice, where did you previously reside in VA? Fairfax?!