guys can you recommend a very romantic swahili song...will be appreciated.

Now the dirtiest Joke ever posted on SOL.....Viewer discretion is advised..esp the UNUKA people, no offense meant, I like your people.... A man of the Unuka people of muqdisho was performing bedtime obligations with his wife, she was a mother of 8 kids, all of them delivered naturally from the birth canal!.... Down there she was like Siberia (all wide and cold) ... the room was very dark, in a split of second the blessed husband stepped into the wrong door, suddenly he felt like he have stepped to some equatorial place (warm and humid) the wife screamed.....""waraa xaayaw, waraa xaayaw, muhu muhiisii maaha" in a split of second with a big smile in his face he replied ""Muhiisuu ku miyir qabaaye iska dhaaf""..!!!!! his days were better after that, I guess!....

looooooooooolzzz..especially .. laa rabiica carabiyaa hunaa

waa halkii ninkii reer hargeisa ee inaadeerkii oo buuran oo sucuudiga ka yimid soo dhawee lagu yidhi,,,markii uu salaamay uu gacantii gundhiyay ayay xaydhii iyo baruurtii ninka buuran saarnayd dhaqdhaqaaqday,,,,nin arkayay baa ku yidhi """Waar u kaadi, horta ha joogsadee" loolz

ofcourse its war between good and evil... Bashar was a brute dictator and have massacred the people,.... but Syria should be careful not to end up like somalia,,,Al FITNA dilka ayaa ka roon.... Arabs call it,,,sawmalatu al nizaacaat ... Somalization of conflict

Alpha Blondy;919071 wrote: i'm going out to get a hair cut (only a shape-up) and to do some shopping for my house. top on list of priorities are cleaning products. LOOL inaan ku cawryo kama cabsanaysid...isha bani aadamku waa balaayo looooolz A year ago I was getting hair cuts all the same...Now I only get therapeutic haircuts to camouflage the bidaar spreading within... This afternoon I am the only one trolling in the forum...does that happen to you a lot?

Civil wars are the best teacher for nations...Syria was messed up, the moment you cross the border to syria bribery and theft starts, you could see "ma naxe" looks of the people,,,when you indulge into conversations the broken spirits of the people reveals to you.... "Balaayadu waa macalinka qudha ee waad mahadsantahay la odhan" ~xasan sheekh muumin the morality and ethics of this nation is in the gutter, just like that of Somalis in the early 90s. they are being molded to better nation, May Allah be by their side...

Alpha Blondy;918861 wrote: luckily it was another jinn possessed case. i asked them to move the possessed out of my sight and off my property. i took my water in the jug back too and immediately raised security levels to ORANGE. this is how reer hargeisa steal into people's house. i'm glad i didn't help because they could have rinsed me dry again. Do you know that 99% of jin cases in Hargeisa are not actually jin ... I have found out that our people consider panic attacks,seizures and any brief loss of consciousness as possession of jin.. its normal for teenage girls to have panic attacks, hypoglycemia or forgetting take breakfast at morning can cause brief loss of consciousness...remember that many somalis are sickle cell trait, which means they are prone to attacks of syncope when entrapped very crowded environment (classroom, kitchen, etc) --places where jin happens to attack most.. also woman in child-bearing age are susceptible to anemia(25%) due to heavy menstrual bleeding, Anemia can present as dizziness and loss of consciousness.. The reasons go on and on......the point is , next time you see people around someone in jin attack, make sure its medical condition first.

Alpha Blondy;918835 wrote: g'day guys, check this excellent pic. interesting... 61 asians..that a whole lot of indhoyar...

Waaryaa Maxaadeey....Cialis iyo waxaad sheegaysaa waa maxay.... Waar niyaw dadkiina reer maxaadeey iyo reer calasoow saliid qubada ayaad balo ku qabtaan baan maqlaye maxaa ka jira...is it truly an aphrodisiac Thank you guys... your support is much appreciated..SOL rocks.. My cyber Maqaaxi...

Technically I don't have PhD, but with my 20+ years of continuous formal academic education should count as PhD... in my current field of practice, I have 7 years ahead of me to earn PhD! ... and I am determined to go all the way Inshalah... I hope at least at 30 years of continuous formal academic education I will earn my PhD, then I will start on non-formal.... Do you regret choosing your current path? it takes 11 years at least of continuous non-stop formal education and training to earn a PhD in my side... Alla dheeridaayee, dhulkan maad ku noolayd, ma dhadhaaro culus baa (Decade) ina kala dhexyaaloo, soo dhaafi laadahayee (yaa PhD) ...

This video clip made my night....What I love is the courage they answer the questions with, although they don't have a clue about the answer...ku lahaa nabiga waxa la yidhaa "maxamed cabdilaahi ibraahim: clever guy.

@Alpha .. Martiqaad rasmi ah baad leedahay,,I will contact you about the location, its around 5 minutes away from your home, even less! don't ask me how I know. @Malika. yeah marriage is very doable.. @Raula, Hadii aan laga qoslin halkanba lamaan soo gaadheen...cumar binu khadaab baa YES MAN ahaa waaba NGONGE-ee. @Khayr...Thank you walaal.. @Ducaysane..oo sidee buu ilaahay kuugu gargaaray dhinacaa..Help me bro @chubaka...its normal last minute nerves kkk waxa god baa la galayaa aan la hubin wax ku jira,,Although I hope for best @underdog,,durba xalwadii maa la qaybshay. bal u kaadi anagu reero Hilib iyo xaniid baan nahaye...xalwo gabdhaha lee u bixinaa. @ciyaal facili.... da'adu cabsi bay keentaa hadii , the older men get the more scared. @Wyre,,Waala xaroonaa oo la xaraynaa sxb. @Narniah, Thank you huuno...Don't mind Wyre, he is just boy talking, he forget there is ladies around @apophis..Horta where did you stand on legal matrimony...that would be interesting..mise you believe in biology only! whom he ever provides the chromosome..Kiddin @Wadani...Ciyaar maaha laakiin dee in la adkeeyana maaha...Ummah needs reproduction..kk @Haatuu...Niyaw Che ka xishoo waa ku dhali karaaye. @Reeyo..Shaydaanka 114-ka in lagu akhriyo ayuu rabaa. although I don't have time..Another shaitan thought.

Apophis;917395 wrote: You seem almost jubilant at the cutting down of defenceless folks by cowards. on contrary...I am sympathetic with the plight...we all shared it sxb...

@Wadani....waa runtaa ,yaa ka joogi inaadeer, Waa halkii heesta giriig (Hoheey dumarku waa hadh qaboobo damaloo, hanfi iyo dabayl leh) @Stoic, Thank you sxb...Indeed they require a lot patience... @Salahudin...We will endorse that motto...NGONGE will be remembered for that...

@NGONGE as you said "Geesi iyo Gaban ayaa guursada" when men reach certain age like that of Che, settling down becomes heavy as mountain,,,,A lone dangerous lion (dawri aar as Nomads call it) , Your theorem that WOmen are mad is short yet comprehensive definition of womenfolk.. @Underdog,,Thanks for your advice, its either to be or not to be and I know where I stand...SOL is my talking vessel as in the jungle that the barber of Donkey-eared king used to scream at "Boqorku dhago dameeraad buu leeyahay"!. Just its shaitan whispers, but my heart is fixed. true, no gaurentees, but its worth the try...in my situation many people adviced me otherwise but dhag jalaq uma siin, because I am the one who knows what he want not them..outside SOL I never showed signs or symptoms of Cold-feet waa halkii Juxa Sheegtaye,,HAA HAA ayuun baan gurayaa. @Juxa...Thanks, waa runtaa, Waa kun jeer labalaabkood waxa ay dareemaysaa, ... @Qansaxmaygaag,magacyo geed waad sidataa laakiin sawdiga xataa Qudhac igu noqday, Talooyinka noocan ah Private message baa la iskugu sheegaaye banaanka la iskuma khasifee loooolz. anyway, I would take my chances...Somalis have a proverb,,"Ninka rag ah , sadex jeer buu qadhqadhaa (a man shivers three times in his life) Habeenka uu dhasho, Habeenka uu aqal galo iyo Habeenka nafta laga siibayo " so its normal to be slightly nervous. @Khadafi..Walaahi Marriage was great long time ago, when you just go to gabadha reerkooda, deliver gabaati and yarad iyo wixii la hal maala then take her with you, bilaa buuq .. @Tallaabo, I am a mobile Kamasutra , Theoratically waxa aan arrimo maqlay If I write them it would be volumes,,,been single so long and we conversed about the "Thing" so much. @Ibtisam...Thank you, Laakiin waan kaa diiday...I will be selfish and take her no matter what...she is mine baan ku idhi.

in 1991 while we were fleeing the terrible implosion of Mogadishu, militiamen apprehended my father and added him to the list of people to be executed because they thought he was from the Block due to his equivocal accent...fortunately one of the militiamen recognized him as being far from Block as possible - he was one of his former students - what a luck! .....Maalmo ayaa na soo maray.....I can't exactly say Ilaahay khayr ha siiyo for that man, because at the same time he was involved in the mass murder of many muslim somalis... Meeshaas barigaa Xasuuq waa ka waynaa waxa ka dhacay....

Che -Guevara;917292 wrote: Don't do it but then again, I am not married. Meel laga soo noqdo ma joogo, plus the idea of not getting her is not pleasant (in more sentiment words -devastating-) ...but again you are not married...Waar niyaw guurka wax badan baa lagu sheegaye aan ka war keeno., in badan baa la igu khuukhiyay.

After few days I am going to commit legally in bonding of matrimony, its sunnah and a normal developmental milestone in every human's life. with the burning and heavy lust off my shoulders, I believe I will have free mind to practice my daily religious obligations with more devotedness and humility. Right now, I have the fears of the world rampaging in my mind, Did you do this fast? are you ready for this? Single life is way much better why lose it? Reerkiina maxaad uga guursan waysay! lolz? How about your performance ? etc ... I do love my other, but still I keep getting millions of reasons not to do it, and a single reason to do it! That I am vastly invaded by the ghost of bidaar (just kiddin) its because I do love her...and the moment I see her all my fears and cold-feet wither like a dust blown off a paper. I have seen lots of woman but she is someone I am chained to and worse, Need and want.... For the married lot,,,is it normal to have some cold-feet before stepping into this new world? misa wax kale ayaa jira? If you had them, what did you do to dismiss those thoughts? My only conclusion is that Satan is whispering to my ears,,,I need in la iga cuudiyo ...

start from 4:40.........the legend Saado cali singing in Arabic kkkkkk she got a chance if she was native, she got classic voice like that of Fayrouz (the arabic Fayrouz)

Odaysomali, nin la waayay, ma ku keentay caawa. :eek: Nuune, Mujaamalad iyo amaan can take you far in life....

DoctorKenney;916936 wrote: I think he's referring to those Muslims you see at the Mosque, who pray 5 times a day and perform all the religious obligations yet at the same time have an aura of malice and anger towards them. They are the brothers who would raise their voices and get threatening towards you if you disagree with them on the most trivial issues. For example, once I was wearing a suit and tie, and a Brother approached me in a threatening manner, telling me how the suit and tie is imitating the Kaffirs. He was going on and on for almost half an hour, and the entire time he had a threatening posture, so if I dared say anything that would disagree with him, he might get violent. Or those Duksi Teachers who viciously beat their students if they get the slightest Ayah wrong when reciting the Quran. Or those Religious men who force their daughters to marry men who their daughters don't like. Or those religious men who don't treat Christians, Jews and Hindus with courtesy and respect....but instead rant on what terrible people Non-Muslims are. Or those religious men who are against trivial pursuits such as watching soccer games or going skiing. I've met Non-Muslims who were some of the most courteous and respectful human beings I know. And I've also met Muslims who were malicious and generally unpleasant people to be around. And I've noticed that some of the Somali brothers who used to be drug addicts and convicts---when they start to practice the Deen more---still haven't let go of their destructive mentality. They don't have Rahma in their hearts. They may be practicing the Deen but I can't say they are good people. I could go on and on for hours about these men. But I think this is sufficient ++++++++++ ... Hadalkiiba waad dhamaysay datoore

Bal aan ku darsado...although I am afraid mine will need some censoring. lamaane da'a ah ayaa habeen oo dhan qosolkooga darisku ka seexan waayay, islaan jaarka ahayd ayaa maalinkii danbe u tagtay islaantii kale oo ku tidhi "Habeen oo layl waad qososhaan, dee da'adii gogosha la iskaga qoslin jirayna waad dhaafteen , ee sidee bay wax u jiraan" ,,waxay ugu jawaabtay " odaygu hadeer waa da' oo xubintiisu waa hawl gabtay, ee inta aan kor u qabto ayaan ku sharadnaa dhinaca uu u dhici doona, hore misa gadaal misa cidhifyada....kolba markuu dhinac u dhacaba waa qosolnaa" waxaas baa jacayl ah...the old man needed some drug to help him out.

*Blessed;916351 wrote: I don't understand the logic behind this change and what it is supposed fix? Anoo reer Burco ah baan ku fahmin; bal ku soo celi. LoL. Let me say it in Boorama Accent...lolz Waaryaa Maxamuud, soco ninkan raac oo nootaayada ina muuse-dhagjar ka soo saxeexa warqada kala goynta labada jago ee caddaynta sarfaynka(survey) dhulka . This is a bad and uncalled for...How come a man From Awdal be a govern the 4 foes of Sanaag!, or a man from the green gabiley govern the semi-desert of saraar. ....There is a famous saying "Mecca people are more aware of its surroundings (than others)" "اهل مكة ادرى بشعابها" .. The governers will waste their first years learning clan names and place names of their new regions..kolba ninkii u dhaw ayuun baa password ku xidhi doona.

He may be Somali by nationality but not by ethnicity ... Ethnic somalis are hard-headed I don't think even a queer ethnic somali (acuudu bilaah) will allow that.