^^ you cant be telling me that is slang..it sounds like gibberish to me.

^^^loooooool@

are u calling me silly?, or did you type silly to get that picture :confused: :confused:

do tel me Ng, what would you have had to type in google to get your last picture. stoic you MAD-MAN!. i guess out of the men , "kuwaa uuguu maskiinsan baa uuguu daran".

^^^ out of all the girls on sol, Malika is worth such trouble. hoewever i have to note if i was your wife i would hit you on the head with a pan. then i would be off to find that Malika.

sometimes the chinese in trams in an attempt to say, "excuse me" you think they have asked you "to squueze them"....

in a nutshell text-speak is also a form of slang!

urban, Pujah, slang can come in many forms, slang in my opinion is anything that deviates from conventional speech. Not convinced..... "Few linguists have endeavored to clearly define what constitutes slang.[1] Attempting to remedy this, Bethany K. Dumas and Jonathan Lighter argue that an expression should be considered "true slang" if it meets at least two of the following criteria: It lowers, if temporarily, "the dignity of formal or serious speech or writing"; in other words, it is likely to be seen in such contexts as a "glaring misuse of register." Its use implies that the user is familiar with whatever is referred to, or with a group of people that are familiar with it and use the term. "It is a taboo term in ordinary discourse with people of a higher social status or greater responsibility." It replaces "a well known conventional synonym." This is done primarily to avoid "the discomfort caused by the conventional item [or by] further elaboration."[1] for further clearance, "in linguistics, a register is a subset of a language used for a particular purpose or in a particular social setting" By the way, sometimes when i am reading the texts, i swear it sounds like slang. for example "how u doin?". she also says it like in that american slang form. so its still practically slang! lol @ stoic and Oz.

way duushay isn't it wuu duuley ?? initially i thought it was made in reference to some chick

what can i say maybe i should use the low ball technique.... "you see thats what happens when your public school teachers applied for a postion at my prestigious school...i became a degenerate like you!!"

Blessed, my dear dont consume yourselve in envy-its staining your good name. I'm not the one that is bragging about something that I'm obviously having trouble with wtf!!...yes i am having trouble with people using slang i thought we established that from the beginning. :confused: for the record i honestly was going to edit my reply-but then again what can i say...you just want to vent your anger on those rich kids which somehow in your preverted mind you think you can achieve that through relenting on me. build a bridge!!

You just need to understand when its appropriate to use slang and when it isn't. My gosh are the women in this topic breathing helium?. AAliyah, darls this is not an outcry against my inability to recognize when to use slang or not-its simply the lapse in formality which was caused by my friends infatuiation with slang. I have been conversing with her so much these days-i have taken home to work.! The guys are so much understanding- women and their attention to pity details, in the process they overlook the situation in its entirety.

changes....ok lets start with this. change your name from blessed to "uncontent" quite personally i guess you have just displayed an innate capacity to fall short of your stance. as for my friend, she CHOOSES to write in slang, just like you(state-school level) she has adequate knowledge in use of language if she can be bothered! by the way i write like this so that average misers like you can be given a fair go and not resort to refering to a dictionary all the time-if anything i am helping you dear. keep up- for the sake of converastion. I need a legitimate reason to hate on you rich kids.. dont hate them, hate their parents unlike yours they are willing to give their children opportunities , and close a generation gap-quite frankly your writing is appalling! i will ignore that after all, like you said I know that I should be the last person to make such statements, its nice to see you can admit your lack of creadibility-

she never listens, just today she sent me another message-its like we never even discussed anything! :mad: this is what she wrote; Nayaa i kp clln u bt ur fne keepz syin itz off...jst syin hi tke cre this was my reply, "my dearest beloved friend. I regret to have to hear that you could not reach me, my outmost apologise. I have been about hankering after the world and merely necessities. I have lately been making new aquintances. How have you been occupying your time?we have been bestowed with fine weather-do tell me if you find any affairs we can mingle with in our disarray of boredome. awaiting your reply kind regards, your beloved friend lol@nuune. i swear it amazes how some people find it much easier to write slang(a reason of convenience you hear most say), it actually causes me to think, there is no flow and i come to a hault everytime i try to write anything in that nature. Its outrages. detest slang even though I spoke it alot in my younger years it was never written. yeah the verbal form is much reasonable- eventhough sometimes i hit a brick wall- but i have a favourite quote "for shizzle my nizzle"...lol...better rub who knews if it stores itslef in the unconcscious(would cause quite a steer

my friend is very hip 'n' cool, the other day she sent me a message, i swear i could not decipher it, it was consumed in slang. I had to ring her to find out what she was talking about. I preached her for hours, she told me to calm down but i could not explain my sheer anger. slang is not cool :mad: If that was no the worst part, i had to right a formal e-mail to my supervisor and upon her reply, i somehow managed to scroll down catching a glimpse of what i initially sent her, then to my horror...... it contained words like "urs" my heart sunk into a pit-hole, in my unconsciounsess i have become the very indiviudals i despise. The only thing my ****** private school taught me was how to be articulate and snobby and here i am, "KHAASAARO" :mad: I need to catch-up with my old contacts, see if they can put me back on track.Nothing those arrogant, articulate buddies can fix, eventhough i am going to have to exclude some of their legally blonde ways-but i am telling myself its an emergency. I hate slang, now i dont want to see my supervisor , my friend is to blame for all of this isn't she?, I should write well-versed/constructed messages from now on, hopefully it will be her that will be influenced

lol i used to have that as a kid when a T-rex was chasing me(blame Jurassic Park yeah jurassic park was scary gosh it freaked me out, if i had dreams in those situations involving jurassic park back in the days i would've never slept at all or sleep in during the day(less frightening i think). But i am always in a desert setting or in a running competition and everyone is running like lightning and i am stuck.sometimes i would wake up with me in that very spot and everyone watching the competion laughing at me. :mad: of me holding a my own child and in each dream he is growing i swear i had that dream!!! subhanallh now i am scared, i remeber waking up and thinking how bizare it was. YEah i want to know the meaning as well. i remeber reading somewhere that dreams fall into three categories(i should double check that, so if i am wrong dont hesistate to refute) 1. a dream from satan 2. a divine dream(a good one which is from allah) 3. A dream of mere ramblings of the brain(maybe the last thing you were thinking about) I certainly did not present myself someone who practices Islam the other day. lol, dont be too hard on yourself Khalid, i dont judge ppl that easily.

^^^ you are not supposed to tell and u are supposed to spit in your left side 3 times, but what makes me think u allready knew that anywaz i hate those dreams i get sometimes when i am trying to run from something snd my feet are not taking me anywhere.and i keep trying and trying but i am not moving from the very spot.

JUSTICE U CRAZY!!... who knows if Ngonges brother is some deranged man(why is he howling him to chicks) it makes u wonder if he was something of something he would not need his brother to come to his aid. u are brave( ngonge is really really old, that makes his brother really old), i dont think he is 30, i refute

Obama like Bush stand for America. America stands for her self,she stands and thrives by oppression. precisely.

In the beginning he was merely a senior colleague of mine. my boss is in his mid 60s, Ngonge u really are old!!!

lol, khalid jnr its cool man. But it is not summer, thought hayfever was common on summer times. its summer for us, actually i think we are in the last days of spring,nature is in attack mode. :mad: nuune, i walk alot dont know if that counts as exercise. but i was thinking of joining tennis classes.Hope to see progress

^^^^Knock Kock^^^^ i will allow you in only if you have a decent input , be it chicken soup(which is a first for me) thanks Bashi

subhanallah :eek: , escort your way to door man *** slams it shut on his way out ****

aaaaghhh, i cant take it anymore!!!. bloodshot eyes, itchy nose, constant sneezing, steamy ears. I hate this season. Go away Whats even worse, those ****** pills dont even work(lets not even start with zyrtec) the last time i tried using that i was so sick i couldnt get out of bed. Whats even more of a nuisance are those ****** cadaans working with you at the hospital acting like they dont know anything about hayfever and eye you like you can be a potential patient. :mad: , dont lok at me like i am so sort of a hazard!!! seriously what is one to do?....i have tried wearing suunies and they honestly have proven to be effective... any other healthy alternatives

Firm action is required and any armed thugs should get their just deserts. Justice!! spare me. the other day an aunty of mine was telling me that she was in a class with a chinese man. He asked her where she is from, she told him that she was from somalia, upon hearing that he told her he had been there(in recent years). She asked him what he was doing there, he told her that he toured there in his boat(literally!!). she asked him what was the purpose of his tour, he told her we went to go sight seing. she looked at him and told him, he didnt go sight seing rather he went get treasures that he had no right to seek, and that eventually the truth will surface.The other odd part was that she mentioned she didnt see him in class after that day. its amazing what certain people rely on us to believe!!!