Showqi;835827 wrote: Xaaji, nin tuugtii Mandheera lagu xidhay shacabka masaakiinta ah ku fasaxay sidee Halgamaa loogu sheegi karaa? lol @ tuugtii. There were innocent people who were imprisoned by the late dictator, to either die in their cells or be shot by shooting squad, let it be known yaa Showqi. They wern't all "tuug".

Aaliyyah;835370 wrote: Idol joined the same day kingofkings was banned. Something is fishy abt that New shaati & mini-skirt maybe?

idol;835258 wrote: Did we? spill your nick in slife or snet? Did we? I don't think you'd forget me that soon had we met

kingofkings;835259 wrote: war ninyahow odey waayeel baa tahay oo iskuxishood. :D Idol u sheeg maahmaahda Soomaaliyeed ee dhehda: "Odaygii ku dhali kara aya ku dhaqi kara"

Idol welcome. Call it deja vu but it feels like we've met before My PM is always open so drop me a PM should you have a questions or need anything with which I could help

Bluelicious;831732 wrote: Loool haye fair enough I will watch out. OdaySomali you will never be as good as me lol. You guys are a funny entertaining duo I have to bounce now. Take care of yourselfs toodles and till next time inshallah Bye ... & be safe

Bluelicious;831728 wrote: Showqi - So you are planning a suprise attack on me huh well i'm sharp bring it on things are about to get down. By the way how good are you with rope jumping how long do you last and do you have a good foot work? If you don't OdaySomali can help but still he can't learn you everything . I'm taking lessons, I only need to stay one lesson ahead of Showqi Watch your back :cool:

Che -Guevara;830490 wrote: Islamic prostitution...seriously you couldn't find another way to make your point? Jacaylbaro;830501 wrote: looooooooooooool@Islamic Prostitution ... hahahaha I've heard stories about IPn (saudi/UAE). A house full of women (and presumebly their pimp) and what they do is they have rooms (like a hostel) and people go there, do a quick nikaax/marriage, and divorce at the end of the sex session. money is changed hands. The woman rests for a little while untill the next husband comes. Im surprised the SOL in-house professor is not familliar with this process. Discuss.

Showqi;831718 wrote: Blue is that a threat? bal waayah raali noqo walaaley:D hehe you gave up sxb, good call because I was just her warming up sparring session. :D

Bluelicious;831716 wrote: Lol ok you wanna box in the ring against me? I have to warn you though i'm good with boxing. haha Showqi drink your caano geel isisoo nafaqee, I tell you Bluelicious is danger soconaya, caadi maahan

Showqi;831712 wrote: Dabagaabkeygii waan soo xirtay oo diyaar baan ahaa. Laakiin mar hadaad is dhiibtay aniguna gurigeygii ayaan isaga noqonaya..... :D haha haye sxb buulkaagii iskage noqo:D But now I know next inaan kuu yeerto aad hawsha diyaar u tahay @Bluelicious watch your back

Showqi;831705 wrote: Blue , I have red the entire three pages, it's funny and entertaining how you guys attack each other:D I am on the bench and applauding for Mr. Odey:p OdeySomali , dagaalka waan kugula jiraa:cool: saxiib ii sheeg yaan ku bilaabaa! LMAO the dagaal is finished sxb. I admitted in part in aan ku gefay the ladies. I have apologised & removed it.

Bluelicious;831699 wrote: Stop right there don't put words in my mouth I never said that. I couldn't care less what you are saying about them, I was talking about myself and the others not about your Jamaican version eventhough your so called joke was true you could have formulated it differently. It's not what you say it's how you say it and it came across to me as you being angry about our replies that's why I said so much hatred in one post besides I was talking about the whole post not one lil part. Showqi - Start reading from page one and you will know Fair enough. I see what you mean. The offensive part has been removed from my comment, and as I said apologies for it.

MoonLight1;831700 wrote: oo goormaa cunaqabateyntii hubka Somalia laga qaaday. or are they breaking the embargo. Where do you see hub?

Narniah;831676 wrote: People sometimes are going to say something about you that you might not like, tough luck it's part of life. Somalis can be racist too, and you all know it so chill a lil. Thats besides the point. Its granted that people will say things about you that you might not like. The point is that i'm not going to sit there and denigrade myself by laughing at & pretend to enjoy what is blatant and relentless pejorative caricaturing, entirely negative, targetted at my ethnic group. Not least because it speaks volumes about the underlying views that the person holds of Somalis that he is now disseminating to many others.

Narniah;830608 wrote: What's with the hakagagaga tho lmao Gosh we're not American Indians! :rolleyes: rasaas waaye, oo lagu metelayaa. "From two years old, carry the gun, hakagagaga" + hand/gun gestures.

Bluelicious, too bad that what I said is true: But the funny thing is that even though what I said may sound extreme ("Tyrone, the sangadhuudhi gaal, son of Shaniqua, aan xaarka iska maydhin, descendent of slaves and drug-induced thugs is trying to talk about Somalis"), tasteless jokes go both ways, but its illuminating that you find the Somali version entertaining but are offended by my Jamaican adaption Tyrone/Shaniqua = Typical name for them. Gaal = majority of them are, our pal Richard probably is too. Sangadhuudhi = its something that he is, Somalis use words to describe people by appearance (cad-cad, timo-jilic, dhego-cas, jareer, nick-names e.g. cali gaab, buur-madoow etc. ... its not neccesarily pejorative. Gaaladu xaarka iskama maydhaan, no istinja = true Jamaicans are decendents of slaves = fact. Smoking weed is a Jamaican pastime, no joke.

ok blue.

Bluelicious Xaal qaado, I apologise. I'm out of this thread.

Chimera;831080 wrote: I agree with Oday, most of you live in a bubble and have no idea of how other communities perceive you, or how those who feel ill-will towards your people would like to promote a certain view, or stereotype, and thus cloak it in the form of comedy, or biased surveys and studies. They piss on your head, and you think its raining . Well said and I agree. esp bearing in mind the frosy relations between Jams & Soms in London.

LOL I have yet to see Somalis defending or care for other Somalis as they defend other ethnicities ranging from Ethiopian domestic workers, South African looters and now not-so-funny Jamaicans. p.s. Bluelicious, I have not been 'hurt' by Jamaicans no, but there are countless elderly Somali women in London who are harrassed, abused and have their headscarfes pulled off by Jamaicans because of their disdain for "Somalians". As Chimera said, perhaps Somalis should familiarise themselves with, or ask a Somali living in London, how the Jamaicans feel/behave towards you Somalians before you laugh for insults/jokes that are rediculing you. For those of you who are not from the UK/London, Jamaicans have a severe hate/dislike for Somalis; they also have a tendency to try distance themselves from "dutty" Africans for some reason. The fact that his 'sketch' is even about Somalis, i.e. we are the topic, says a lot. For Jamaicans, "Somalian" is used as a pejorative word, hence why in the sketch his 'friend' asked himself "A Somalian, be cheeky with me?" so for someone from the UK to be laughing for (insults presented as) jokes that are blatantly ridiculing them, is just absurd.

Ah *Blessed, im just joking, im just attempting light-hearted comedy like our pal Tyrone, son of Shaniqua (father unknown)... where is your sense of humour... p.s: Did you come down from the tree you were in & drop the gun in your hand to make that comment ?

For those of you who clearly don't know what comedy is, watch the below video.

GaroweGal;831399 wrote: I visited UK a few years back it was my first visit and I assure you my last visit, the Somalis lived in what I considered Ghetto's. And three Somali boys between the ages of 14-17 years where shot dead my other Somali boys because of 'suburban warfare' how pathetic. That is those who fall into the trap of trying to follow a thuggish chav sub-culture imported from Jamaica.

oba hiloowlow;831317 wrote: Chimera sxb the guy him self is a jamaican fofo the lowest of the lowest You hit the nail on its head, lowest of the lowest indeed. Tyrone, the sangadhuudhi gaal, son of Shaniqua, aan xaarka iska maydhin, descendent of slaves and drug-induced thugs is trying to talk about Somalis... and he says "Somalis come down from the trees", oh the irony! And then you have Somalis laughing. but low and behold should another fellow Somali cross them, all hell would break lose.